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On Dec 21, 11:08*pm, wrote:
On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:00:08 -0800, jps wrote: Nope, just stab wounds. *Good thing she didn't have a gun, eh? SPRINGFIELD, Mo. — A Missouri teenager is accused of stabbing a man with an ice pick in a dispute over a parking spot. Eighteen-year-old Caitlen Watkins of Springfield was charged Monday in Greene County with first-degree assault and armed criminal action. According to court documents, Watkins and a passenger in her car confronted another driver Sunday in the parking lot of a shopping center after he took a parking place Watkins wanted. Witnesses told police a fight broke out and the other driver was stabbed half a dozen times with a wooden-handled, 5-inch ice pick. Police say the other driver suffered a punctured kidney. A judge set Watkins' bond at $75,000. She did not have a lawyer. She has not yet had a hearing or entered a plea. It is good for her that he didn't have a gun. It's a shame he didn't have one. She needed to be put down like the rabid bitch she is. |
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On 12/22/09 10:35 AM, Jack wrote:
On Dec 21, 11:08 pm, wrote: On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:00:08 -0800, wrote: Nope, just stab wounds. Good thing she didn't have a gun, eh? SPRINGFIELD, Mo. — A Missouri teenager is accused of stabbing a man with an ice pick in a dispute over a parking spot. Eighteen-year-old Caitlen Watkins of Springfield was charged Monday in Greene County with first-degree assault and armed criminal action. According to court documents, Watkins and a passenger in her car confronted another driver Sunday in the parking lot of a shopping center after he took a parking place Watkins wanted. Witnesses told police a fight broke out and the other driver was stabbed half a dozen times with a wooden-handled, 5-inch ice pick. Police say the other driver suffered a punctured kidney. A judge set Watkins' bond at $75,000. She did not have a lawyer. She has not yet had a hearing or entered a plea. It is good for her that he didn't have a gun. It's a shame he didn't have one. She needed to be put down like the rabid bitch she is. Is she a relative of yours? Wouldn't surprise me to learn she was, eh, jackoff? Hey, is your gov going out of town for the holidays? |
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@mypacks.net says... On 12/22/09 10:35 AM, Jack wrote: On Dec 21, 11:08 pm, wrote: On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:00:08 -0800, wrote: Nope, just stab wounds. Good thing she didn't have a gun, eh? SPRINGFIELD, Mo. ? A Missouri teenager is accused of stabbing a man with an ice pick in a dispute over a parking spot. Eighteen-year-old Caitlen Watkins of Springfield was charged Monday in Greene County with first-degree assault and armed criminal action. According to court documents, Watkins and a passenger in her car confronted another driver Sunday in the parking lot of a shopping center after he took a parking place Watkins wanted. Witnesses told police a fight broke out and the other driver was stabbed half a dozen times with a wooden-handled, 5-inch ice pick. Police say the other driver suffered a punctured kidney. A judge set Watkins' bond at $75,000. She did not have a lawyer. She has not yet had a hearing or entered a plea. It is good for her that he didn't have a gun. It's a shame he didn't have one. She needed to be put down like the rabid bitch she is. Is she a relative of yours? Wouldn't surprise me to learn she was, eh, jackoff? Hey, is your gov going out of town for the holidays? **Jackass Alert** |
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Don White wrote:
In article , naled24511 @mypacks.net says... On 12/22/09 10:35 AM, Jack wrote: On Dec 21, 11:08 pm, wrote: On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:00:08 -0800, wrote: Nope, just stab wounds. Good thing she didn't have a gun, eh? SPRINGFIELD, Mo. ? A Missouri teenager is accused of stabbing a man with an ice pick in a dispute over a parking spot. Eighteen-year-old Caitlen Watkins of Springfield was charged Monday in Greene County with first-degree assault and armed criminal action. According to court documents, Watkins and a passenger in her car confronted another driver Sunday in the parking lot of a shopping center after he took a parking place Watkins wanted. Witnesses told police a fight broke out and the other driver was stabbed half a dozen times with a wooden-handled, 5-inch ice pick. Police say the other driver suffered a punctured kidney. A judge set Watkins' bond at $75,000. She did not have a lawyer. She has not yet had a hearing or entered a plea. It is good for her that he didn't have a gun. It's a shame he didn't have one. She needed to be put down like the rabid bitch she is. Is she a relative of yours? Wouldn't surprise me to learn she was, eh, jackoff? Hey, is your gov going out of town for the holidays? **Jackass Alert** This is someone spoofing me. i say "DANGER DANGER", NOT JACKASS ALERT. |
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On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 11:57:19 -0500, Gene
wrote: On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:00:08 -0800, jps wrote: Nope, just stab wounds. Good thing she didn't have a gun, eh? Bad thing is, he DIDN'T have a gun..... Yeah, they should have both had guns. Because a parking space is worth that much and humans are *completely* in charge of their emotions. I'll bet neither one of them would have been sorry for having shot the other one to death. Is that your take, Gene? |
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On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 10:10:15 -0800, jps wrote:
On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 11:57:19 -0500, Gene wrote: On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:00:08 -0800, jps wrote: Nope, just stab wounds. Good thing she didn't have a gun, eh? Bad thing is, he DIDN'T have a gun..... Yeah, they should have both had guns. Because a parking space is worth that much and humans are *completely* in charge of their emotions. Just seeing this. You saying somebody was trying to rip off a parking space from somebody else? That's some heavy stuff. Think in the old days they called that kind of "perp" a rustler. No, maybe squatter. Anyway, probably ended in a gunfight. Well, maybe if they were sodbusters they'd go after each other with shovels. I didn't even know they made icepicks any more. Can't remember the last time I saw an ice pick. Probably 40 years. Never trust a woman who keeps an ice pick or straight razor in her purse. And if she has a peg leg she's probably even more dangerous. I heard once that to commit the perfect murder you stab the victim in the eye with an icicle. Similar to an icepick, but the weapon melts. Hard to get it to the crime scene in the summer without a good cooler. BTW, peg legs are usually associated with pirates, who spend a lot of time on boats. --Vic |
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On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 12:32:57 -0600, Vic Smith
wrote: On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 10:10:15 -0800, jps wrote: On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 11:57:19 -0500, Gene wrote: On Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:00:08 -0800, jps wrote: Nope, just stab wounds. Good thing she didn't have a gun, eh? Bad thing is, he DIDN'T have a gun..... Yeah, they should have both had guns. Because a parking space is worth that much and humans are *completely* in charge of their emotions. Just seeing this. You saying somebody was trying to rip off a parking space from somebody else? That's some heavy stuff. Think in the old days they called that kind of "perp" a rustler. No, maybe squatter. Anyway, probably ended in a gunfight. Well, maybe if they were sodbusters they'd go after each other with shovels. I didn't even know they made icepicks any more. Can't remember the last time I saw an ice pick. Probably 40 years. Never trust a woman who keeps an ice pick or straight razor in her purse. And if she has a peg leg she's probably even more dangerous. I heard once that to commit the perfect murder you stab the victim in the eye with an icicle. Similar to an icepick, but the weapon melts. Hard to get it to the crime scene in the summer without a good cooler. BTW, peg legs are usually associated with pirates, who spend a lot of time on boats. --Vic Thanks for the entertainment. They still sell ice picks up here. You can get block ice for coolers and, as you undoubtedly remember, it's fun to chip off various sized pieces to cool your favorite libation. If you do a quick search for the perp, you'll find a picture of a little girl. When she gets out of wherever she's going, I'll be glad to know that the law forbids her to own a gun. Think that'll stop her from finding one? She can go to Virginia and buy one without ID or a background check. Such a purdy little thing ain't likely to cause any harm with a gun... |
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On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 12:30:13 -0800, jps wrote:
Thanks for the entertainment. They still sell ice picks up here. You can get block ice for coolers and, as you undoubtedly remember, it's fun to chip off various sized pieces to cool your favorite libation. When I was a lad, living summers on a farm in the Ozarks, the highlight of the week was to ride into Doniphan in the bed of my grand dads' Ford pickup to get block ice from the ice house. This was in the mid-50's Wrapped the block in burlap feed bags and got it home with no noticeable melt. It was for the icebox, as there was no refrigerator. Don't remember handing the icepick myself, and there was never ice in what we drank. Only remember drinking water, pulled with a bucket from the well, and everybody used the dipper that stayed in the bucket. Cool when the bucket was fresh, mineral laden, and delicious. Summers were hot there. Outhouse with the Sears catalog paper dispenser, Saturday bath in the washtub, run around in your underpants, check your ears and balls for ticks every night, and wake up most days with a couple spider bites. The ice man was still making the rounds in Chicago about the same time, but we had fridge there. Think I used an icepick once in my life, sometimes later. Seen maybe 5 different ones in my entire sheltered life. Seen a lot more packing pullers and mech scribes than icepicks. Might have bought 20 bags of crushed ice in my entire life for coolers. You got me thinking I've lived a wasted life. Does Walmart carry icepicks? Might pick up a couple while there's still time. Find a block of ice and a bottle of liquor. Hey! You trying to make me an alcoholic? --Vic |
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"Gene" wrote in message
... On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 12:30:13 -0800, jps wrote: I'll be glad to know that the law forbids her to own a gun. Think that'll stop her from finding one? Of course not. But thanks for making the point... when guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns..... -- It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance. -Thomas Sowell Grady-White Gulfstream, out of Oak Island, NC. Homepage http://pamandgene.tranquilrefuge.net/boating/the_boat/my_boat.htm Forté Agent 6.00 Build 1186 Then, they'd be easy to round up. -- Nom=de=Plume |
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On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:51:49 -0500, Gene
wrote: On Tue, 22 Dec 2009 12:30:13 -0800, jps wrote: I'll be glad to know that the law forbids her to own a gun. Think that'll stop her from finding one? Of course not. But thanks for making the point... when guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns..... Is that a talking point, Gene? Couldn't the profuse number of cheap handguns manufactured in the past several decades account for their easy availability? Golly, we should certainly thank the NRA and congress for ensuring everyone can be armed several times over, no matter their mental capacity or criminal history. |
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