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Tim December 16th 09 07:45 PM

To my liberal friends...
 
On Dec 16, 11:58*am, Gene wrote:
On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 10:55:04 -0500, I am Tosk





wrote:
In article b120cbbf-39a0-4876-96de-4263f1f761f3
, says...


On Dec 15, 6:45*pm, Gene wrote:
On Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:59:12 -0500, John H
wrote:


Christmas, and the fact that so many people get so much enjoyment from
the season, must really **** off the atheists.


Not only that.... it really ****es off a lot of Christians, because
they know it is celebrating a Pagan holiday with a ton of Pagan
trappings.... and they will do anything to prevent being guilty of
idolatrous worship....


... there are a lot of Christian children around here that will get no
presents and wouldn't want them, if they did.... *there are Christian
homes with absolute prohibitions against anything associated with
Christmas.... no trees, no 12 days, no Yule log, no parades, no
exchanging gifts, no ornaments, no mistletoe, no green, no red, no
presents, no Santa, and *certainly* no eggnog. *And you'll NEVER catch
THEM saying, "Merry Christmas."http://www.rapidnet.com/~jbeard/bdm/Psychology/xmas/celeb.htm


Don't be so quick to paint all Christians with that broad brush.
--
It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are
enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.
*-Thomas Sowell


Grady-White Gulfstream, out of Oak Island, NC.


Homepage
*http://pamandgene.tranquilrefuge.net/boating/the_boat/my_boat.htm


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Gene, I don't think most people here get the fact that the way we
celebrate Christmas in modern times has just about NOTHING to do with
Christianity.


You feel that way because you see Christmas as a tree and presents. You
are not qualified to judge Christians on this particular issue really,
your rhetoric along with Harry and Gene make clear that you don't
understand. Cool, no problem, next why don't you three old white guys *
get together and solve that whole reproductive rights issue snerk


You know, John starts this crap every Christmas and you guys
mindlessly chime in with the soprano me-too chorus.

Today, Christmas is Christmas because there are Christmas trees, 12
days of Christmas, A Yule log, Parades, exchanging gifts, ornaments,
mistletoe, green, red, Store Santas, Christmas Cards, and Big Box
Stores.


You left out the divinity, carmel corn, penut brutle, fruit cake, and
last but not least, EGG NOG, Gene!

Harry[_2_] December 16th 09 07:52 PM

To my liberal friends...
 
On 12/16/09 2:37 PM, Tim wrote:
On Dec 15, 5:45 pm, wrote:
On Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:59:12 -0500, John
wrote:

Christmas, and the fact that so many people get so much enjoyment from
the season, must really **** off the atheists.


Not only that.... it really ****es off a lot of Christians, because
they know it is celebrating a Pagan holiday with a ton of Pagan
trappings.... and they will do anything to prevent being guilty of
idolatrous worship....

... there are a lot of Christian children around here that will get no
presents and wouldn't want them, if they did.... there are Christian
homes with absolute prohibitions against anything associated with
Christmas.... no trees, no 12 days, no Yule log, no parades, no
exchanging gifts, no ornaments, no mistletoe, no green, no red, no
presents, no Santa, and *certainly* no eggnog.


NO EGGNOG????

C'mon Gene, now thats going as bit too far!!!

I've got about 4 gallons of Praire Farms "Holiday Nog" (no alcohol) in
the freezer now. My son and I occasionally crack open a half gallon
in July, thaw it, shake it, and guzzle it. Just as good as the day it
was made.

Life is too short without egg nog, especially through the summer.



Eggnog
It's the official holiday drink of Jesus Christ!
(But never with meat products)

Vic Smith December 16th 09 08:03 PM

To my liberal friends...
 
On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:18:56 -0800 (PST), Loogypicker
wrote:


Where in HELL did I say those were my words???????


I recommend attributing to the source any phrases you cut and paste.
Then you won't be accused of plagiarism.
If you change the words around a bit, that'll work too.
Discretion and good taste is the key.
****ing-A-dittybag.

--Vic




Harry[_2_] December 16th 09 08:04 PM

To my liberal friends...
 
In article 59514a3b-dff5-4ad4-8dd3-5bb2ce7c09a9
@r12g2000vbm.googlegroups.com, says...

On Dec 16, 11:58*am, Gene wrote:
On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 10:55:04 -0500, I am Tosk





wrote:
In article b120cbbf-39a0-4876-96de-4263f1f761f3
, says...


On Dec 15, 6:45*pm, Gene wrote:
On Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:59:12 -0500, John H
wrote:


Christmas, and the fact that so many people get so much enjoyment from
the season, must really **** off the atheists.


Not only that.... it really ****es off a lot of Christians, because
they know it is celebrating a Pagan holiday with a ton of Pagan
trappings.... and they will do anything to prevent being guilty of
idolatrous worship....


... there are a lot of Christian children around here that will get no
presents and wouldn't want them, if they did.... *there are Christian
homes with absolute prohibitions against anything associated with
Christmas.... no trees, no 12 days, no Yule log, no parades, no
exchanging gifts, no ornaments, no mistletoe, no green, no red, no
presents, no Santa, and *certainly* no eggnog. *And you'll NEVER catch
THEM saying, "Merry Christmas."http://www.rapidnet.com/~jbeard/bdm/Psychology/xmas/celeb.htm


Don't be so quick to paint all Christians with that broad brush.
--
It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are
enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.
*-Thomas Sowell


Grady-White Gulfstream, out of Oak Island, NC.


Homepage
*http://pamandgene.tranquilrefuge.net/boating/the_boat/my_boat.htm


Forté Agent 6.00 Build 1186


Gene, I don't think most people here get the fact that the way we
celebrate Christmas in modern times has just about NOTHING to do with
Christianity.


You feel that way because you see Christmas as a tree and presents. You
are not qualified to judge Christians on this particular issue really,
your rhetoric along with Harry and Gene make clear that you don't
understand. Cool, no problem, next why don't you three old white guys *
get together and solve that whole reproductive rights issue snerk


You know, John starts this crap every Christmas and you guys
mindlessly chime in with the soprano me-too chorus.

Today, Christmas is Christmas because there are Christmas trees, 12
days of Christmas, A Yule log, Parades, exchanging gifts, ornaments,
mistletoe, green, red, Store Santas, Christmas Cards, and Big Box
Stores.


You left out the divinity, carmel corn, penut brutle, fruit cake, and
last but not least, EGG NOG, Gene!


I'm going to have to get my little buddy Don to correct your spelling
and typos. He's very good at it. Especially if it's someone that's
pointing out some of my lies.

--
And now...back to flajim and others who are so obsessed with me, they
use my handle here.

Harry[_2_] December 16th 09 08:05 PM

To my liberal friends...
 
On 12/16/09 3:03 PM, Vic Smith wrote:
On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:18:56 -0800 (PST), Loogypicker
wrote:


Where in HELL did I say those were my words???????


I recommend attributing to the source any phrases you cut and paste.
Then you won't be accused of plagiarism.
If you change the words around a bit, that'll work too.
Discretion and good taste is the key.
****ing-A-dittybag.

--Vic





Challenged individuals such as loogy usually get a pass.

Harry[_2_] December 16th 09 08:05 PM

To my liberal friends...
 
In article , naled24511
@mypacks.net says...

On 12/16/09 2:16 PM, I am Tosk wrote:
In articleeqadnexKoIXzrbTWnZ2dnUVZ_rxi4p2d@giganews. com,
says...

Vic Smith wrote:
On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:53:58 -0500, wrote:

Try Googling:

Raucous partying, gluttonous eating and drinking, and gift-giving were
traditions of this feast.

Google - anybody can use it.
A greater equalizer than the Colt .45 here.
Hey Duck, how's the golfing?
Still haven't tried that pizza joint you recommended.
But I will.

--Vic


Golf is great, albeit in some people mind it's a useless waste of time.
I enjoy it, that's good enough for me. Played at 7:30 this morning
and teeing off again in about 90 minutes.

You had to mention pizza. Oh how I long for a Chicago thin crust pie.


Ummmm, thin crust, deep dish is the way we make 'em. I bet a 12 inch pie
of ours weighs several pounds. Lot's of meat and veggies. If you can see
the bottom, it's not piled deep enough;)



You really eat like a man who does not want to live for very long. I
suppose that from the point of view of society, that is a good thing.


You're an impostor. Everyone here knows I'm a nasty obese piece of crap
that has never taken care of myself.

--
And now...back to flajim and others who are so obsessed with me, they
use my handle here.

Harry[_2_] December 16th 09 08:06 PM

To my liberal friends...
 
In article , naled24511
@mypacks.net says...

On 12/16/09 2:09 PM, D.Duck wrote:
Vic Smith wrote:
On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:53:58 -0500, "D.Duck" wrote:

Try Googling:

Raucous partying, gluttonous eating and drinking, and gift-giving were
traditions of this feast.

Google - anybody can use it.
A greater equalizer than the Colt .45 here.
Hey Duck, how's the golfing?
Still haven't tried that pizza joint you recommended.
But I will.

--Vic



Golf is great, albeit in some people mind it's a useless waste of time.
I enjoy it, that's good enough for me. Played at 7:30 this morning and
teeing off again in about 90 minutes.

You had to mention pizza. Oh how I long for a Chicago thin crust pie.



If you walk the course while playing, instead of riding in a cart, golf
is a great way to get some healthy exercise and even commune with a bit
of nature. Golf courses in places where nature can sustain them easily
are a good thing.


Impostor! I can't walk ten steps without gasping for air.

--
And now...back to flajim and others who are so obsessed with me, they
use my handle here.

Tim December 16th 09 08:51 PM

To my liberal friends...
 
On Dec 16, 1:52*pm, Harry wrote:
On 12/16/09 2:37 PM, Tim wrote:





On Dec 15, 5:45 pm, *wrote:
On Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:59:12 -0500, John
wrote:


Christmas, and the fact that so many people get so much enjoyment from
the season, must really **** off the atheists.


Not only that.... it really ****es off a lot of Christians, because
they know it is celebrating a Pagan holiday with a ton of Pagan
trappings.... and they will do anything to prevent being guilty of
idolatrous worship....


... there are a lot of Christian children around here that will get no
presents and wouldn't want them, if they did.... *there are Christian
homes with absolute prohibitions against anything associated with
Christmas.... no trees, no 12 days, no Yule log, no parades, no
exchanging gifts, no ornaments, no mistletoe, no green, no red, no
presents, no Santa, and *certainly* no eggnog.


NO EGGNOG????


C'mon Gene, now thats going as bit too far!!!


I've got about 4 gallons of Praire Farms "Holiday Nog" (no alcohol) in
the freezer now. My son and I occasionally crack open a half gallon
in July, thaw it, shake it, and guzzle it. Just as good as the day it
was made.


Life is too short without egg nog, especially through the summer.


Eggnog
It's the official holiday drink of Jesus Christ!
(But never with meat products)- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


You got a cite on that, Harry?

just curious where you got your information.

?;^ )

Harry[_2_] December 16th 09 08:59 PM

To my liberal friends...
 
On 12/16/09 3:51 PM, Tim wrote:
On Dec 16, 1:52 pm, wrote:
On 12/16/09 2:37 PM, Tim wrote:





On Dec 15, 5:45 pm, wrote:
On Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:59:12 -0500, John
wrote:


Christmas, and the fact that so many people get so much enjoyment from
the season, must really **** off the atheists.


Not only that.... it really ****es off a lot of Christians, because
they know it is celebrating a Pagan holiday with a ton of Pagan
trappings.... and they will do anything to prevent being guilty of
idolatrous worship....


... there are a lot of Christian children around here that will get no
presents and wouldn't want them, if they did.... there are Christian
homes with absolute prohibitions against anything associated with
Christmas.... no trees, no 12 days, no Yule log, no parades, no
exchanging gifts, no ornaments, no mistletoe, no green, no red, no
presents, no Santa, and *certainly* no eggnog.


NO EGGNOG????


C'mon Gene, now thats going as bit too far!!!


I've got about 4 gallons of Praire Farms "Holiday Nog" (no alcohol) in
the freezer now. My son and I occasionally crack open a half gallon
in July, thaw it, shake it, and guzzle it. Just as good as the day it
was made.


Life is too short without egg nog, especially through the summer.


Eggnog
It's the official holiday drink of Jesus Christ!
(But never with meat products)- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


You got a cite on that, Harry?

just curious where you got your information.

?;^ )



I read about the first part in the bible:

Refreshments and Recreations: II,3 :)

The second part I deduced:

Jesus wouldn't eat meat products with milk products at the same
meal/snack. As an observant Jew, he would have been very familiar with
the dietary law of basar bechalav. "Thou shalt not seethe a kid in its
mother's milk."







Harry[_2_] December 16th 09 09:01 PM

To my liberal friends...
 
In article c81339f9-211a-4dde-964a-2aa192d793d7
@r1g2000vbn.googlegroups.com, says...

On Dec 16, 1:52*pm, Harry wrote:
On 12/16/09 2:37 PM, Tim wrote:





On Dec 15, 5:45 pm, *wrote:
On Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:59:12 -0500, John
wrote:


Christmas, and the fact that so many people get so much enjoyment from
the season, must really **** off the atheists.


Not only that.... it really ****es off a lot of Christians, because
they know it is celebrating a Pagan holiday with a ton of Pagan
trappings.... and they will do anything to prevent being guilty of
idolatrous worship....


... there are a lot of Christian children around here that will get no
presents and wouldn't want them, if they did.... *there are Christian
homes with absolute prohibitions against anything associated with
Christmas.... no trees, no 12 days, no Yule log, no parades, no
exchanging gifts, no ornaments, no mistletoe, no green, no red, no
presents, no Santa, and *certainly* no eggnog.


NO EGGNOG????


C'mon Gene, now thats going as bit too far!!!


I've got about 4 gallons of Praire Farms "Holiday Nog" (no alcohol) in
the freezer now. My son and I occasionally crack open a half gallon
in July, thaw it, shake it, and guzzle it. Just as good as the day it
was made.


Life is too short without egg nog, especially through the summer.


Eggnog
It's the official holiday drink of Jesus Christ!
(But never with meat products)- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


You got a cite on that, Harry?

just curious where you got your information.

?;^ )


I don't need one. I know everything. And if you dare to call me on any
of my posts, or say I don't know something, or say I lied about
something, I'll start calling you names and insulting you like I do all
the others.

--
And now...back to flajim and others who are so obsessed with me, they
use my handle here.

Harry[_2_] December 16th 09 09:15 PM

To my liberal friends...
 
On 12/16/09 4:01 PM, Harry wrote:
In articlec81339f9-211a-4dde-964a-2aa192d793d7
@r1g2000vbn.googlegroups.com, says...

On Dec 16, 1:52 pm, wrote:
On 12/16/09 2:37 PM, Tim wrote:





On Dec 15, 5:45 pm, wrote:
On Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:59:12 -0500, John
wrote:

Christmas, and the fact that so many people get so much enjoyment from
the season, must really **** off the atheists.

Not only that.... it really ****es off a lot of Christians, because
they know it is celebrating a Pagan holiday with a ton of Pagan
trappings.... and they will do anything to prevent being guilty of
idolatrous worship....

... there are a lot of Christian children around here that will get no
presents and wouldn't want them, if they did.... there are Christian
homes with absolute prohibitions against anything associated with
Christmas.... no trees, no 12 days, no Yule log, no parades, no
exchanging gifts, no ornaments, no mistletoe, no green, no red, no
presents, no Santa, and *certainly* no eggnog.

NO EGGNOG????

C'mon Gene, now thats going as bit too far!!!

I've got about 4 gallons of Praire Farms "Holiday Nog" (no alcohol) in
the freezer now. My son and I occasionally crack open a half gallon
in July, thaw it, shake it, and guzzle it. Just as good as the day it
was made.

Life is too short without egg nog, especially through the summer.

Eggnog
It's the official holiday drink of Jesus Christ!
(But never with meat products)- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


You got a cite on that, Harry?

just curious where you got your information.

?;^ )








I don't need one. I know everything. And if you dare to call me on any
of my posts, or say I don't know something, or say I lied about
something, I'll start calling you names and insulting you like I do all
the others.


The paragraph directly above shows how easy it is to "detect" one of the
semi-literate "I Wannabe Harry" jerks. They write like floridajim, or
herring, or loogy, or justhate. I don't.


A real Harry response, which I offered:

"I read about the first part in the bible:

"Refreshments and Recreations: II,3 :)

"The second part I deduced:

"Jesus wouldn't eat meat products with milk products at the same
meal/snack. As an observant Jew, he would have been very familiar with
the dietary law of basar bechalav. 'Thou shalt not seethe a kid in its
mother's milk.'"


John H[_11_] December 16th 09 10:24 PM

To my liberal friends...
 
On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 08:08:10 -0500, Gene
wrote:

On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 05:30:04 -0500, I am Tosk
wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:50:10 -0800 (PST), "*e#c"
wrote:

On Dec 15, 6:45*pm, Gene wrote:
On Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:59:12 -0500, John H
wrote:

Christmas, and the fact that so many people get so much enjoyment from
the season, must really **** off the atheists.

Not only that.... it really ****es off a lot of Christians, because
they know it is celebrating a Pagan holiday with a ton of Pagan
trappings.... and they will do anything to prevent being guilty of
idolatrous worship....

... there are a lot of Christian children around here that will get no
presents and wouldn't want them, if they did.... *there are Christian
homes with absolute prohibitions against anything associated with
Christmas.... no trees, no 12 days, no Yule log, no parades, no
exchanging gifts, no ornaments, no mistletoe, no green, no red, no
presents, no Santa, and *certainly* no eggnog. *And you'll NEVER catch
THEM saying, "Merry Christmas."http://www.rapidnet.com/~jbeard/bdm/Psychology/xmas/celeb.htm

Don't be so quick to paint all Christians with that broad brush.
--
It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are
enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.
*-Thomas Sowell

Grady-White Gulfstream, out of Oak Island, NC.

Homepage
*http://pamandgene.tranquilrefuge.net/boating/the_boat/my_boat.htm

Forté Agent 6.00 Build 1186

no trees, no 12 days, no Yule log, no parades, no
exchanging gifts, no ornaments, no mistletoe, no green, no red, no
presents, no Santa, and *certainly* no eggnog. And you'll NEVER catch
THEM saying, "Merry Christmas."

Sounds like the invading Muslims to me........

Actually, not all that dissimilar, once you think about it....


Pfffftttt, it's made up... But it sure makes for a good talking point!


Offered without comment, for your consideration, these very real
people:
http://tinyurl.com/6pu7d


Are those the folks living around you?
--

John H

John H[_11_] December 16th 09 10:27 PM

To my liberal friends...
 
On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 12:58:54 -0500, Gene
wrote:


Have a Happy Holiday....


Thanks, Gene. Hope you and yours have a Happy Holiday Season, Merry
Christmas and a great New Year.
--

John H

John H[_11_] December 16th 09 10:28 PM

To my liberal friends...
 
On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:53:58 -0500, "D.Duck" wrote:

Loogypicker wrote:
On Dec 16, 10:55 am, I am Tosk
wrote:
In article b120cbbf-39a0-4876-96de-4263f1f761f3
@g31g2000vbr.googlegroups.com, says...







On Dec 15, 6:45 pm, Gene wrote:
On Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:59:12 -0500, John H
wrote:
Christmas, and the fact that so many people get so much enjoyment from
the season, must really **** off the atheists.
Not only that.... it really ****es off a lot of Christians, because
they know it is celebrating a Pagan holiday with a ton of Pagan
trappings.... and they will do anything to prevent being guilty of
idolatrous worship....
... there are a lot of Christian children around here that will get no
presents and wouldn't want them, if they did.... there are Christian
homes with absolute prohibitions against anything associated with
Christmas.... no trees, no 12 days, no Yule log, no parades, no
exchanging gifts, no ornaments, no mistletoe, no green, no red, no
presents, no Santa, and *certainly* no eggnog. And you'll NEVER catch
THEM saying, "Merry Christmas."http://www.rapidnet.com/~jbeard/bdm/Psychology/xmas/celeb.htm
Don't be so quick to paint all Christians with that broad brush.
--
It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are
enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.
-Thomas Sowell
Grady-White Gulfstream, out of Oak Island, NC.
Homepage
http://pamandgene.tranquilrefuge.net/boating/the_boat/my_boat.htm
Forté Agent 6.00 Build 1186
Gene, I don't think most people here get the fact that the way we
celebrate Christmas in modern times has just about NOTHING to do with
Christianity.
You feel that way because you see Christmas as a tree and presents. You
are not qualified to judge Christians on this particular issue really,
your rhetoric along with Harry and Gene make clear that you don't
understand. Cool, no problem, next why don't you three old white guys
get together and solve that whole reproductive rights issue snerk- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


How do you purport to know about whether or not I'm qualified to
remark on this or any other issue? As a matter of fact, my wife's
first cousin, Fr. Bryan yes, a priest, and also a REAL Dr. of Clinical
Psychology has had numerous discussions with me about this very topic.
Including the pagan aspect, and how the modern way of celebrating has
very little to do with Christianity. Hell, nobody even knows when
Jesus was born. December 25th? In ancient Babylon, the feast of the
Son of Isis (Goddess of Nature) was celebrated on December 25. Raucous
partying, gluttonous eating and drinking, and gift-giving were
traditions of this feast.



And you purport that these are "your" words:

"Raucous partying, gluttonous eating and drinking, and gift-giving were
traditions of this feast."

Try Googling:

Raucous partying, gluttonous eating and drinking, and gift-giving were
traditions of this feast.


That's one of Harry's favorite tricks. What a shame. (...and sham)
--

John H

John H[_11_] December 16th 09 10:30 PM

To my liberal friends...
 
On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:09:46 -0500, "D.Duck" wrote:

Vic Smith wrote:
On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:53:58 -0500, "D.Duck" wrote:

Try Googling:

Raucous partying, gluttonous eating and drinking, and gift-giving were
traditions of this feast.


Google - anybody can use it.
A greater equalizer than the Colt .45 here.
Hey Duck, how's the golfing?
Still haven't tried that pizza joint you recommended.
But I will.

--Vic



Golf is great, albeit in some people mind it's a useless waste of time.
I enjoy it, that's good enough for me. Played at 7:30 this morning
and teeing off again in about 90 minutes.

You had to mention pizza. Oh how I long for a Chicago thin crust pie.


Where are you playing? It was an ear muff day in Alexandria, VA,
today! Just can't wait for a few more freezing days to get the ground
nice and frozen. Three hundred yard drives will be the norm.
--

John H

John H[_11_] December 16th 09 10:34 PM

To my liberal friends...
 
On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 10:22:12 -0500, Gene
wrote:

On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 08:56:41 -0500, John H
wrote:

On Tue, 15 Dec 2009 20:56:01 -0500, I am Tosk
wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:59:12 -0500, John H
wrote:

Christmas, and the fact that so many people get so much enjoyment from
the season, must really **** off the atheists.

Not only that.... it really ****es off a lot of Christians, because
they know it is celebrating a Pagan holiday with a ton of Pagan
trappings.... and they will do anything to prevent being guilty of
idolatrous worship....

... there are a lot of Christian children around here that will get no
presents and wouldn't want them, if they did.... there are Christian
homes with absolute prohibitions against anything associated with
Christmas.... no trees, no 12 days, no Yule log, no parades, no
exchanging gifts, no ornaments, no mistletoe, no green, no red, no
presents, no Santa, and *certainly* no eggnog. And you'll NEVER catch
THEM saying, "Merry Christmas."
http://www.rapidnet.com/~jbeard/bdm/...xmas/celeb.htm

Don't be so quick to paint all Christians with that broad brush.

Wow, and in my 50 years I have never met one, much less heard of one
trying to shut down my celebration... hummmmmm...


Me neither. But Gene has many living right around his house. Do you
reckon he polls the neighbors to see which are Christians, which
prohibit anything to do with Christmas, which don't say "Merry
Christmas", and so on.

Must be hard to get all those questions answered.


Nah, it is quite easy. I have in-laws that constantly want to *save*
me with their particular twist on "the way the truth and the light." I
don't have to ask to get questions answered.... you folks are usually
pretty "in your face" about what your Lord and God demandeth other
folks shall know and follow.

I have a tree and mistletoe, they don't.... go figure.....

Oh, yeah, I forgot.... some of the Quakers.... locally, the Quaker
college doesn't even have an American flag on campus! But I've got one
of those!

Have a Happy Holiday!


Thanks! Right back atcha!

Your phrase, "...there are a lot of Christian children around here..."
is what led to my comments above. I was wondering how you knew so much
about your neighbors.
--

John H

Tim December 16th 09 10:38 PM

To my liberal friends...
 
On Dec 16, 2:59*pm, Harry wrote:
On 12/16/09 3:51 PM, Tim wrote:





On Dec 16, 1:52 pm, *wrote:
On 12/16/09 2:37 PM, Tim wrote:


On Dec 15, 5:45 pm, * *wrote:
On Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:59:12 -0500, John
wrote:


Christmas, and the fact that so many people get so much enjoyment from
the season, must really **** off the atheists.


Not only that.... it really ****es off a lot of Christians, because
they know it is celebrating a Pagan holiday with a ton of Pagan
trappings.... and they will do anything to prevent being guilty of
idolatrous worship....


... there are a lot of Christian children around here that will get no
presents and wouldn't want them, if they did.... *there are Christian
homes with absolute prohibitions against anything associated with
Christmas.... no trees, no 12 days, no Yule log, no parades, no
exchanging gifts, no ornaments, no mistletoe, no green, no red, no
presents, no Santa, and *certainly* no eggnog.


NO EGGNOG????


C'mon Gene, now thats going as bit too far!!!


I've got about 4 gallons of Praire Farms "Holiday Nog" (no alcohol) in
the freezer now. My son and I occasionally crack open a half gallon
in July, thaw it, shake it, and guzzle it. Just as good as the day it
was made.


Life is too short without egg nog, especially through the summer.


Eggnog
It's the official holiday drink of Jesus Christ!
(But never with meat products)- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


You got a cite on that, Harry?


just curious where you got your information.


?;^ )


I read about the first part in the bible:

Refreshments and Recreations: II,3 * *:)



Hmmm. I must have missed that part.



The second part I deduced:

Jesus wouldn't eat meat products with milk products at the same
meal/snack. As an observant Jew, he would have been very familiar with
the dietary law of basar bechalav. "Thou shalt not seethe a kid in its
mother's milk."- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Of course H was obedient to the law.

Hebrews 4:15


Tim December 16th 09 10:41 PM

To my liberal friends...
 

Of course H was obedient to the law.


"He"

sorry.

John H[_11_] December 16th 09 10:41 PM

To my liberal friends...
 
On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 10:22:12 -0500, Gene
wrote:

On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 08:56:41 -0500, John H
wrote:

On Tue, 15 Dec 2009 20:56:01 -0500, I am Tosk
wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:59:12 -0500, John H
wrote:

Christmas, and the fact that so many people get so much enjoyment from
the season, must really **** off the atheists.

Not only that.... it really ****es off a lot of Christians, because
they know it is celebrating a Pagan holiday with a ton of Pagan
trappings.... and they will do anything to prevent being guilty of
idolatrous worship....

... there are a lot of Christian children around here that will get no
presents and wouldn't want them, if they did.... there are Christian
homes with absolute prohibitions against anything associated with
Christmas.... no trees, no 12 days, no Yule log, no parades, no
exchanging gifts, no ornaments, no mistletoe, no green, no red, no
presents, no Santa, and *certainly* no eggnog. And you'll NEVER catch
THEM saying, "Merry Christmas."
http://www.rapidnet.com/~jbeard/bdm/...xmas/celeb.htm

Don't be so quick to paint all Christians with that broad brush.

Wow, and in my 50 years I have never met one, much less heard of one
trying to shut down my celebration... hummmmmm...


Me neither. But Gene has many living right around his house. Do you
reckon he polls the neighbors to see which are Christians, which
prohibit anything to do with Christmas, which don't say "Merry
Christmas", and so on.

Must be hard to get all those questions answered.


Nah, it is quite easy. I have in-laws that constantly want to *save*
me with their particular twist on "the way the truth and the light." I
don't have to ask to get questions answered.... you folks are usually
pretty "in your face" about what your Lord and God demandeth other
folks shall know and follow.


Given your in-law problem, I can understand your attitude. I assume
the use of 'you folks' refers to your in-laws. It's for damn sure no
one here, 'cept maybe Harry, has been "in your face" about what your
Lord and God demandeth....etc.

Of course, you could be seeing something I'm not.
--

John H

D.Duck[_5_] December 16th 09 11:06 PM

To my liberal friends...
 
John H wrote:
On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:09:46 -0500, "D.Duck" wrote:

Vic Smith wrote:
On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:53:58 -0500, "D.Duck" wrote:

Try Googling:

Raucous partying, gluttonous eating and drinking, and gift-giving were
traditions of this feast.
Google - anybody can use it.
A greater equalizer than the Colt .45 here.
Hey Duck, how's the golfing?
Still haven't tried that pizza joint you recommended.
But I will.

--Vic


Golf is great, albeit in some people mind it's a useless waste of time.
I enjoy it, that's good enough for me. Played at 7:30 this morning
and teeing off again in about 90 minutes.

You had to mention pizza. Oh how I long for a Chicago thin crust pie.


Where are you playing? It was an ear muff day in Alexandria, VA,
today! Just can't wait for a few more freezing days to get the ground
nice and frozen. Three hundred yard drives will be the norm.



Central Florida. No frozen ground here.

Don White December 16th 09 11:27 PM

To my liberal friends...
 

"John H" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:09:46 -0500, "D.Duck" wrote:

Vic Smith wrote:
On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:53:58 -0500, "D.Duck" wrote:

Try Googling:

Raucous partying, gluttonous eating and drinking, and gift-giving were
traditions of this feast.

Google - anybody can use it.
A greater equalizer than the Colt .45 here.
Hey Duck, how's the golfing?
Still haven't tried that pizza joint you recommended.
But I will.

--Vic



Golf is great, albeit in some people mind it's a useless waste of time.
I enjoy it, that's good enough for me. Played at 7:30 this morning
and teeing off again in about 90 minutes.

You had to mention pizza. Oh how I long for a Chicago thin crust pie.


Where are you playing? It was an ear muff day in Alexandria, VA,
today! Just can't wait for a few more freezing days to get the ground
nice and frozen. Three hundred yard drives will be the norm.
--

John H


Here's what you need Johnny. The red mittons have taken this country by
storm
http://store.hbc.com/scarves/torchbe...dRTUAF915.html



Tim December 17th 09 12:19 AM

To my liberal friends...
 
On Dec 16, 5:06*pm, "D.Duck" wrote:
John H wrote:
On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:09:46 -0500, "D.Duck" wrote:


Vic Smith wrote:
On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:53:58 -0500, "D.Duck" wrote:


Try Googling:


Raucous partying, gluttonous eating and drinking, and gift-giving were
traditions of this feast.
Google - anybody can use it.
A greater equalizer than the Colt .45 here.
Hey Duck, how's the golfing?
Still haven't tried that pizza joint you recommended.
But I will.


--Vic


Golf is great, albeit in some people mind it's a useless waste of time..
*I enjoy it, that's good enough for me. *Played at 7:30 this morning
and teeing off again in about 90 minutes.


You had to mention pizza. *Oh how I long for a Chicago thin crust pie.


Where are you playing? It was an ear muff day in Alexandria, VA,
today! Just can't wait for a few more freezing days to get the ground
nice and frozen. Three hundred yard drives will be the norm.


Central Florida. *No frozen ground here.


That is, unless that's where you spill a truck load of margaritas,

Harry[_2_] December 17th 09 12:49 AM

To my liberal friends...
 
On 12/16/09 7:39 PM, Gene wrote:
On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:24:01 -0500, John
wrote:

On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 08:08:10 -0500, Gene
wrote:

On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 05:30:04 -0500, I am Tosk
wrote:

In ,
says...

On Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:50:10 -0800 (PST), "*e#c"
wrote:

On Dec 15, 6:45 pm, wrote:
On Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:59:12 -0500, John
wrote:

Christmas, and the fact that so many people get so much enjoyment from
the season, must really **** off the atheists.

Not only that.... it really ****es off a lot of Christians, because
they know it is celebrating a Pagan holiday with a ton of Pagan
trappings.... and they will do anything to prevent being guilty of
idolatrous worship....

... there are a lot of Christian children around here that will get no
presents and wouldn't want them, if they did.... there are Christian
homes with absolute prohibitions against anything associated with
Christmas.... no trees, no 12 days, no Yule log, no parades, no
exchanging gifts, no ornaments, no mistletoe, no green, no red, no
presents, no Santa, and *certainly* no eggnog. And you'll NEVER catch
THEM saying, "Merry Christmas."http://www.rapidnet.com/~jbeard/bdm/Psychology/xmas/celeb.htm

Don't be so quick to paint all Christians with that broad brush.
--
It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are
enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.
-Thomas Sowell

Grady-White Gulfstream, out of Oak Island, NC.

Homepage
http://pamandgene.tranquilrefuge.net/boating/the_boat/my_boat.htm

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no trees, no 12 days, no Yule log, no parades, no
exchanging gifts, no ornaments, no mistletoe, no green, no red, no
presents, no Santa, and *certainly* no eggnog. And you'll NEVER catch
THEM saying, "Merry Christmas."

Sounds like the invading Muslims to me........

Actually, not all that dissimilar, once you think about it....

Pfffftttt, it's made up... But it sure makes for a good talking point!

Offered without comment, for your consideration, these very real
people:
http://tinyurl.com/6pu7d


Are those the folks living around you?


Depends....

Do you think those folks would think Katrina is God's punishment on a
Immoral and Godless America?

Do you think those folks would think 911 is God's punishment on a
Immoral and Godless America?

Do you think those folks would think H1N1 is Gods punishment on a
Immoral and Godless America?

If so, yeah, they might be! I've overheard all three of those gems in
the last week or so....

I'd like to think those folks at GodHatesAmerica are total fringe
nuts, and to many folks they are. However, here in the rural areas of
the Bible Belt, I hear too much sympathy for them (or, actually, their
dogma) among local folks to dismiss the notion out of hand.

How much of this could you agree to? How much could you use
persuasively, even if you *didn't* believe it?
http://www.beastobama.com/



Hell, Gene...this country is full of 'em...just count up the fans of
Sarah Palin.

John H[_11_] December 17th 09 01:02 AM

To my liberal friends...
 
On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:39:03 -0500, Gene
wrote:

On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:24:01 -0500, John H
wrote:

On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 08:08:10 -0500, Gene
wrote:

On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 05:30:04 -0500, I am Tosk
wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:50:10 -0800 (PST), "*e#c"
wrote:

On Dec 15, 6:45*pm, Gene wrote:
On Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:59:12 -0500, John H
wrote:

Christmas, and the fact that so many people get so much enjoyment from
the season, must really **** off the atheists.

Not only that.... it really ****es off a lot of Christians, because
they know it is celebrating a Pagan holiday with a ton of Pagan
trappings.... and they will do anything to prevent being guilty of
idolatrous worship....

... there are a lot of Christian children around here that will get no
presents and wouldn't want them, if they did.... *there are Christian
homes with absolute prohibitions against anything associated with
Christmas.... no trees, no 12 days, no Yule log, no parades, no
exchanging gifts, no ornaments, no mistletoe, no green, no red, no
presents, no Santa, and *certainly* no eggnog. *And you'll NEVER catch
THEM saying, "Merry Christmas."http://www.rapidnet.com/~jbeard/bdm/Psychology/xmas/celeb.htm

Don't be so quick to paint all Christians with that broad brush.
--
It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are
enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.
*-Thomas Sowell

Grady-White Gulfstream, out of Oak Island, NC.

Homepage
*http://pamandgene.tranquilrefuge.net/boating/the_boat/my_boat.htm

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no trees, no 12 days, no Yule log, no parades, no
exchanging gifts, no ornaments, no mistletoe, no green, no red, no
presents, no Santa, and *certainly* no eggnog. And you'll NEVER catch
THEM saying, "Merry Christmas."

Sounds like the invading Muslims to me........

Actually, not all that dissimilar, once you think about it....

Pfffftttt, it's made up... But it sure makes for a good talking point!

Offered without comment, for your consideration, these very real
people:
http://tinyurl.com/6pu7d


Are those the folks living around you?


Depends....

Do you think those folks would think Katrina is God's punishment on a
Immoral and Godless America?

Do you think those folks would think 911 is God's punishment on a
Immoral and Godless America?

Do you think those folks would think H1N1 is Gods punishment on a
Immoral and Godless America?

If so, yeah, they might be! I've overheard all three of those gems in
the last week or so....

I'd like to think those folks at GodHatesAmerica are total fringe
nuts, and to many folks they are. However, here in the rural areas of
the Bible Belt, I hear too much sympathy for them (or, actually, their
dogma) among local folks to dismiss the notion out of hand.

How much of this could you agree to? How much could you use
persuasively, even if you *didn't* believe it?
http://www.beastobama.com/


Sounds to me like you're hanging with the wrong crowd. I live here in
DC. Yet I've not heard any of those comments you're quoting. Of
course, I don't go looking for 'God Hates America' sites to show how
bad Christians can be.

No, I don't go to your websites. But, if they give you a charge, have
at it.
--

John H

John H[_11_] December 17th 09 01:04 AM

To my liberal friends...
 
On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:49:08 -0500, Gene
wrote:

On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:34:51 -0500, John H
wrote:

On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 10:22:12 -0500, Gene
wrote:

On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 08:56:41 -0500, John H
wrote:

On Tue, 15 Dec 2009 20:56:01 -0500, I am Tosk
wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:59:12 -0500, John H
wrote:

Christmas, and the fact that so many people get so much enjoyment from
the season, must really **** off the atheists.

Not only that.... it really ****es off a lot of Christians, because
they know it is celebrating a Pagan holiday with a ton of Pagan
trappings.... and they will do anything to prevent being guilty of
idolatrous worship....

... there are a lot of Christian children around here that will get no
presents and wouldn't want them, if they did.... there are Christian
homes with absolute prohibitions against anything associated with
Christmas.... no trees, no 12 days, no Yule log, no parades, no
exchanging gifts, no ornaments, no mistletoe, no green, no red, no
presents, no Santa, and *certainly* no eggnog. And you'll NEVER catch
THEM saying, "Merry Christmas."
http://www.rapidnet.com/~jbeard/bdm/...xmas/celeb.htm

Don't be so quick to paint all Christians with that broad brush.

Wow, and in my 50 years I have never met one, much less heard of one
trying to shut down my celebration... hummmmmm...

Me neither. But Gene has many living right around his house. Do you
reckon he polls the neighbors to see which are Christians, which
prohibit anything to do with Christmas, which don't say "Merry
Christmas", and so on.

Must be hard to get all those questions answered.

Nah, it is quite easy. I have in-laws that constantly want to *save*
me with their particular twist on "the way the truth and the light." I
don't have to ask to get questions answered.... you folks are usually
pretty "in your face" about what your Lord and God demandeth other
folks shall know and follow.

I have a tree and mistletoe, they don't.... go figure.....

Oh, yeah, I forgot.... some of the Quakers.... locally, the Quaker
college doesn't even have an American flag on campus! But I've got one
of those!

Have a Happy Holiday!


Thanks! Right back atcha!

Your phrase, "...there are a lot of Christian children around here..."
is what led to my comments above. I was wondering how you knew so much
about your neighbors.


I think all of my neighbors go to the Methodist church at the end of
our road. They aren't the nutcase variety, although at a restaurant
tonight, one nosy old broad (who I didn't even know) took us to task
(wife and son included) for not attending church often enough. I was
nice, you would have been proud...


So all those children to which you refer aren't from 'around here',
i.e. around you.

Probably 55% of this county is hard core, either Southern Baptist or
Primitive Baptist.

What I MEANT was that there are a lot of fundamentalist denominations
in this area, which I have already enumerated. I don't peer into my
neighbor's windows, I just know a lot about the denominations and
their rites. Why?


Why what?

My father owned a stone company and I have been to every church and
synagogue in (it seems) NC/SC/VA/TN that had a cemetery. I learned a
lot from all of those folks. I also graduated from a Methodist
college. I didn't drop down from another planet, with no experience in
the matter.....


Good for you.
--

John H

John H[_11_] December 17th 09 01:08 AM

To my liberal friends...
 
On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:52:51 -0500, Gene
wrote:

On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:41:51 -0500, John H
wrote:

'cept maybe Harry, has been "in your face"


Actually, no. I always assumed Harry was Jewish, but I don't know. I
went to Grammar school and Junior High with a lot of Jews. I made
some good trades... I didn't like cookies and they didn't like matza.

You wouldn't have liked them.... they had "Easter Jokes..."


You made the accusation of us being 'in your face'. I didn't think you
really had an example of same. Harry is probably the closest you could
come to someone pushing for/against behavior based on religious
issues.

But maybe you missed it.
--

John H

Harry[_2_] December 17th 09 01:35 AM

To my liberal friends...
 
On 12/16/09 7:52 PM, Gene wrote:
On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:41:51 -0500, John
wrote:

'cept maybe Harry, has been "in your face"


Actually, no. I always assumed Harry was Jewish, but I don't know. I
went to Grammar school and Junior High with a lot of Jews. I made
some good trades... I didn't like cookies and they didn't like matza.

You wouldn't have liked them.... they had "Easter Jokes..."



I admit to having a problem with hypocritical, self-proclaimed
christians like herring and a few others here who haven't a clue about
what following the teachings of jesus means.

If I were herring's bishop, I'd excommunicate him.

Tim December 17th 09 01:42 AM

To my liberal friends...
 
On Dec 16, 6:39*pm, Gene wrote:
On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:24:01 -0500, John H
wrote:



On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 08:08:10 -0500, Gene
wrote:


On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 05:30:04 -0500, I am Tosk
wrote:


In article ,
says...


On Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:50:10 -0800 (PST), "*e#c"
wrote:


On Dec 15, 6:45*pm, Gene wrote:
On Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:59:12 -0500, John H
wrote:


Christmas, and the fact that so many people get so much enjoyment from
the season, must really **** off the atheists.


Not only that.... it really ****es off a lot of Christians, because
they know it is celebrating a Pagan holiday with a ton of Pagan
trappings.... and they will do anything to prevent being guilty of
idolatrous worship....


... there are a lot of Christian children around here that will get no
presents and wouldn't want them, if they did.... *there are Christian
homes with absolute prohibitions against anything associated with
Christmas.... no trees, no 12 days, no Yule log, no parades, no
exchanging gifts, no ornaments, no mistletoe, no green, no red, no
presents, no Santa, and *certainly* no eggnog. *And you'll NEVER catch
THEM saying, "Merry Christmas."http://www.rapidnet.com/~jbeard/bdm/Psychology/xmas/celeb.htm


Don't be so quick to paint all Christians with that broad brush.
--
It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are
enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.
*-Thomas Sowell


Grady-White Gulfstream, out of Oak Island, NC.


Homepage
*http://pamandgene.tranquilrefuge.net/boating/the_boat/my_boat..htm


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no trees, no 12 days, no Yule log, no parades, no
exchanging gifts, no ornaments, no mistletoe, no green, no red, no
presents, no Santa, and *certainly* no eggnog. *And you'll NEVER catch
THEM saying, "Merry Christmas."


Sounds like the invading Muslims to me........


Actually, not all that dissimilar, once you think about it....


Pfffftttt, it's made up... But it sure makes for a good talking point!


Offered without comment, for your consideration, these very real
people:
http://tinyurl.com/6pu7d


Are those the folks living around you?


Depends....

Do you think those folks would think Katrina is God's punishment on a
Immoral and Godless America?


I can't speak for them, but I don't.


Do you think those folks would think 911 is God's punishment on a
Immoral and Godless America?


I can't speak for them, but I don't.

Do you think *those folks would think H1N1 is Gods punishment on a
Immoral and Godless America?


I can't speak for them, but I don't.


If so, yeah, they might be! I've overheard all three of those gems in
the last week or so....


That's perfect thinking for the uninformed and superstitious
..

I'd like to think those folks at GodHatesAmerica are total fringe
nuts, and to many folks they are. *However, here in the rural areas of
the Bible Belt, I hear too much sympathy for them (or, actually, their
dogma) among local folks to dismiss the notion out of hand.


Gene, there's been crackpots under the guise of religion ever since
religion. I certainly don't put stock in Phelps and/or his ilk, and
I'm not sympathetic to then either.

How much of this could you agree to? How much could you use
persuasively, even if you *didn't* believe it?http://www.beastobama.com/


Little if any of it.
--
It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are
enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.
*-Thomas Sowell

Grady-White Gulfstream, out of Oak Island, NC.

Homepage
*http://pamandgene.tranquilrefuge.net/boating/the_boat/my_boat.htm

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Tim December 17th 09 01:47 AM

To my liberal friends...
 
On Dec 16, 6:49*pm, Gene wrote:


I think all of my neighbors go to the Methodist church at the end of
our road. They aren't the nutcase variety, although at a restaurant
tonight, one nosy old broad (who I didn't even know) took us to task
(wife and son included) for not attending church often enough. I was
nice, you would have been proud...


Being civil is nice. i soulnd't have a done like the elderly lady,
but i probably would have at least invited you and your family ( Like
I do at my home congregation) to our annual Christmas dinner. Just
show up and eat and enjoy!

Probably 55% of this county is hard core, either Southern Baptist or
Primitive Baptist.


Not all, but some can be a pretty stiff bunch!


What I MEANT was that there are a lot of fundamentalist denominations
in this area, which I have already enumerated. I don't peer into my
neighbor's windows, I just know a lot about the denominations and
their rites. Why?

My father owned a stone company and I have been to every church and
synagogue in (it seems) NC/SC/VA/TN that had a cemetery. I learned a
lot from all of those folks. I also graduated from a Methodist
college. I didn't drop down from another planet, with no experience in
the matter.....
--


Cool!


It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are
enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.
*-Thomas Sowell

Grady-White Gulfstream, out of Oak Island, NC.

Homepage
*http://pamandgene.tranquilrefuge.net/boating/the_boat/my_boat.htm

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Tim December 17th 09 01:59 AM

To my liberal friends...
 
AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS
An atheist was walking through the woods.

'What majestic trees!
'What powerful rivers!
'What beautiful animals!
He said to himself.


As he was walking alongside the river,he heard a rustling in
the bushes behind him.


He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards
him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his
shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him..


He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.


He tripped & fell on the ground.


He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was
right on top of him, reaching for him with


his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out,
'Oh my God!'

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.


As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky..

'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist
and even credit creation to cosmic accident.'
'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?

Am I to count you as a believer?

The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical
of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps
you could make the BEAR a Christian'?


'Very well,' said the voice.


The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear
dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head &
spoke:

'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty
through Christ our Lord, Amen.'


Tim December 17th 09 02:38 AM

To my liberal friends...
 
On Dec 16, 8:20*pm, Gene wrote:
On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:47:35 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:

Being *civil is nice. i soulnd't have a done like the elderly lady,
but i probably would have at least invited you and your family ( Like
I do at my home congregation) *to our annual Christmas dinner. *


Regionally, again, making a loud display in public gets the perp
church brownie points and (unless one doesn't give a damn) gives
embarrassing righteous correction to the transgressor.

I just kept my mouth shut. There are some worthwhile passages in the
Bible... "Go from the presence of a foolish [wo]man, when thou
perceivest not in h[er] the lips of knowledge." Proverbs 14:7

Just show up and eat and enjoy!


Is inadequate. *One must be assimilated into the body..... resistance
is futile. (show up or I'll yell louder.....)



LOL!

Not with me. but I know what you mean, I've seen it before. But
anyhow...

here's one of my favorites. "Withdraw thy foot from thy neighbour's
house; lest he be weary of thee, and so hate thee." (Prov. 25:17

hey I'm going to take advantage of USNET.

Gene, I know it's a bit far for you but, after services this Sunday we
are having our congregations Christmas dinner. You and yours are
welcome to come eat with us. Stay as long as you want and leave when
you like. Just that simple.

Hey! Same goes for anybody else.

And I promise, this year I won't be handing out snakes like last year!

John H[_11_] December 17th 09 11:47 AM

To my liberal friends...
 
On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:04:27 -0500, Gene
wrote:

On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:04:56 -0500, John H
wrote:

So all those children to which you refer aren't from 'around here',
i.e. around you.


How literally do you want to take this? The folks in my immediate
neighborhood (houses I could see from my roof) go to that church.
Three miles to the east of me is a Primitive Baptist Church, three
miles to the west is some sort of "independent" Pentecostal church.
Those kids won't be doing Christmas.

Let me give you the numbers. This county covers 366 sq. miles, 6 miles
of that is water, so we have a total of 360 sq. miles of land that is
"potentially" habitable, though much of that is forested or farmed
land. There are at least 162 recorded congregations (the "independents
probably won't be counted). So, every church gets their 2.6 sq. miles
of followers. Obviously, that isn't terribly accurate, because the big
churches get more land.... leaving the small churches even smaller
patches of land to draw from. Small numbers make for isolationism and
that makes for some pretty weird, uh, "interpretations" of
scripture...

Do you maybe begin to see why this is called the Bible belt? Maybe
this place isn't like DC? I spent a LOT of time in Lanham and,
frankly, I didn't see this stuff, either. Maybe you've never BEEN
there? Ever been to a church where music was considered the devil's
work? Even been to a church where they don't pass a collection plate,
but palm the "tithe" to the pastor on the way out? Have you ever even
*heard* of shaped notes, or know why they are necessary? Ever been
*expected* to call the folks in your church "brother" or "sister"?
Have you ever been told that a member of the congregation is to be
shunned until the Pastor says otherwise?

Maybe you think these are things that happened "a long long time ago
in a galaxy far far away." Nope, seen all of these things with my own
eyes. Different, now? Nope... I've got similar horror stories for when
my son was in a Baptist School...... I know you would like things to
fit neatly into that tidy box.... fact is, they don't.


Very nicely explained. My answer to most of your questions, above, is
'no'. And, although it would be great if everything, including Iran's
nuclear ambitions and the belief the country will go bankrupt
'without' government health care, fit in a nice little box, I
understand that it doesn't.

I've been associated with only a few individuals from the 'radical'
Christian organizations. I've seen no reason to get as familiar with
them as you are. When the hard-core Bible thumpers come banging at my
door and persistently refuse to get the message, I ask them two
questions: Do they believe, literally, in Noahs Ark? When they answer
in the affirmative, I ask them who cleaned up all the crap in the
bottom. That works.
--

John H

John H[_11_] December 17th 09 11:50 AM

To my liberal friends...
 
On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:05:37 -0500, Gene
wrote:

On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:08:00 -0500, John H
wrote:

On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:52:51 -0500, Gene
wrote:

On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:41:51 -0500, John H
wrote:

'cept maybe Harry, has been "in your face"

Actually, no. I always assumed Harry was Jewish, but I don't know. I
went to Grammar school and Junior High with a lot of Jews. I made
some good trades... I didn't like cookies and they didn't like matza.

You wouldn't have liked them.... they had "Easter Jokes..."


You made the accusation of us being 'in your face'. I didn't think you
really had an example of same. Harry is probably the closest you could
come to someone pushing for/against behavior based on religious
issues.

But maybe you missed it.


No... on re-reading.... maybe I took it too literally. Maybe you
didn't me *my* face....


OK. That's better. If it ever seems like I'm trying to push my
religion in your face, let me know.

"Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah!" I like it! Although, when spoken out
loud, it does sound like something I'd say right before delivering a
Karate chop to the throat. :)
--

John H

John H[_11_] December 17th 09 11:53 AM

To my liberal friends...
 
On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:16:03 -0500, Gene
wrote:

On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:02:03 -0500, John H
wrote:

On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:39:03 -0500, Gene
wrote:

On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:24:01 -0500, John H
wrote:

On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 08:08:10 -0500, Gene
wrote:

On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 05:30:04 -0500, I am Tosk
wrote:

In article ,
says...

On Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:50:10 -0800 (PST), "*e#c"
wrote:

On Dec 15, 6:45*pm, Gene wrote:
On Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:59:12 -0500, John H
wrote:

Christmas, and the fact that so many people get so much enjoyment from
the season, must really **** off the atheists.

Not only that.... it really ****es off a lot of Christians, because
they know it is celebrating a Pagan holiday with a ton of Pagan
trappings.... and they will do anything to prevent being guilty of
idolatrous worship....

... there are a lot of Christian children around here that will get no
presents and wouldn't want them, if they did.... *there are Christian
homes with absolute prohibitions against anything associated with
Christmas.... no trees, no 12 days, no Yule log, no parades, no
exchanging gifts, no ornaments, no mistletoe, no green, no red, no
presents, no Santa, and *certainly* no eggnog. *And you'll NEVER catch
THEM saying, "Merry Christmas."http://www.rapidnet.com/~jbeard/bdm/Psychology/xmas/celeb.htm

Don't be so quick to paint all Christians with that broad brush.
--
It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are
enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.
*-Thomas Sowell

Grady-White Gulfstream, out of Oak Island, NC.

Homepage
*http://pamandgene.tranquilrefuge.net/boating/the_boat/my_boat.htm

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no trees, no 12 days, no Yule log, no parades, no
exchanging gifts, no ornaments, no mistletoe, no green, no red, no
presents, no Santa, and *certainly* no eggnog. And you'll NEVER catch
THEM saying, "Merry Christmas."

Sounds like the invading Muslims to me........

Actually, not all that dissimilar, once you think about it....

Pfffftttt, it's made up... But it sure makes for a good talking point!

Offered without comment, for your consideration, these very real
people:
http://tinyurl.com/6pu7d

Are those the folks living around you?

Depends....

Do you think those folks would think Katrina is God's punishment on a
Immoral and Godless America?

Do you think those folks would think 911 is God's punishment on a
Immoral and Godless America?

Do you think those folks would think H1N1 is Gods punishment on a
Immoral and Godless America?

If so, yeah, they might be! I've overheard all three of those gems in
the last week or so....

I'd like to think those folks at GodHatesAmerica are total fringe
nuts, and to many folks they are. However, here in the rural areas of
the Bible Belt, I hear too much sympathy for them (or, actually, their
dogma) among local folks to dismiss the notion out of hand.

How much of this could you agree to? How much could you use
persuasively, even if you *didn't* believe it?
http://www.beastobama.com/


Sounds to me like you're hanging with the wrong crowd. I live here in
DC. Yet I've not heard any of those comments you're quoting. Of
course, I don't go looking for 'God Hates America' sites to show how
bad Christians can be.

No, I don't go to your websites. But, if they give you a charge, have
at it.


I doubt that you *would* see that in DC, except at the C Street
Townhouse.... which are representatives (literally) of the folks I'm
talking about....


I believe you, but I'll pass.


--

Have a Blessed Chrismahanukwanzakah and a Spectacular New Year!

John H

John H[_11_] December 17th 09 11:57 AM

To my liberal friends...
 
On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:38:58 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:

On Dec 16, 8:20*pm, Gene wrote:
On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:47:35 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:

Being *civil is nice. i soulnd't have a done like the elderly lady,
but i probably would have at least invited you and your family ( Like
I do at my home congregation) *to our annual Christmas dinner. *


Regionally, again, making a loud display in public gets the perp
church brownie points and (unless one doesn't give a damn) gives
embarrassing righteous correction to the transgressor.

I just kept my mouth shut. There are some worthwhile passages in the
Bible... "Go from the presence of a foolish [wo]man, when thou
perceivest not in h[er] the lips of knowledge." Proverbs 14:7

Just show up and eat and enjoy!


Is inadequate. *One must be assimilated into the body..... resistance
is futile. (show up or I'll yell louder.....)



LOL!

Not with me. but I know what you mean, I've seen it before. But
anyhow...

here's one of my favorites. "Withdraw thy foot from thy neighbour's
house; lest he be weary of thee, and so hate thee." (Prov. 25:17

hey I'm going to take advantage of USNET.

Gene, I know it's a bit far for you but, after services this Sunday we
are having our congregations Christmas dinner. You and yours are
welcome to come eat with us. Stay as long as you want and leave when
you like. Just that simple.

Hey! Same goes for anybody else.

And I promise, this year I won't be handing out snakes like last year!


Damn, I've already got something planned. That would have made a nice
motorcycle ride!
--

Have a Blessed Chrismahanukwanzakah and a Spectacular New Year!

John H

John H[_11_] December 17th 09 12:05 PM

To my liberal friends...
 
On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:05:37 -0500, Gene
wrote:

On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:08:00 -0500, John H
wrote:

On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:52:51 -0500, Gene
wrote:

On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:41:51 -0500, John H
wrote:

'cept maybe Harry, has been "in your face"

Actually, no. I always assumed Harry was Jewish, but I don't know. I
went to Grammar school and Junior High with a lot of Jews. I made
some good trades... I didn't like cookies and they didn't like matza.

You wouldn't have liked them.... they had "Easter Jokes..."


You made the accusation of us being 'in your face'. I didn't think you
really had an example of same. Harry is probably the closest you could
come to someone pushing for/against behavior based on religious
issues.

But maybe you missed it.


No... on re-reading.... maybe I took it too literally. Maybe you
didn't me *my* face....


PS. I like "Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah!" so much I'm borrowing part of
it.
--

Have a Blessed Chrismahanukwanzakah and a Spectacular New Year!

John H

Loogypicker[_2_] December 17th 09 02:42 PM

To my liberal friends...
 
On Dec 16, 5:28*pm, John H wrote:
On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:53:58 -0500, "D.Duck" wrote:
Loogypicker wrote:
On Dec 16, 10:55 am, I am Tosk
wrote:
In article b120cbbf-39a0-4876-96de-4263f1f761f3
@g31g2000vbr.googlegroups.com, says...


On Dec 15, 6:45 pm, Gene wrote:
On Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:59:12 -0500, John H
wrote:
Christmas, and the fact that so many people get so much enjoyment from
the season, must really **** off the atheists.
Not only that.... it really ****es off a lot of Christians, because
they know it is celebrating a Pagan holiday with a ton of Pagan
trappings.... and they will do anything to prevent being guilty of
idolatrous worship....
... there are a lot of Christian children around here that will get no
presents and wouldn't want them, if they did.... *there are Christian
homes with absolute prohibitions against anything associated with
Christmas.... no trees, no 12 days, no Yule log, no parades, no
exchanging gifts, no ornaments, no mistletoe, no green, no red, no
presents, no Santa, and *certainly* no eggnog. *And you'll NEVER catch
THEM saying, "Merry Christmas."http://www.rapidnet.com/~jbeard/bdm/Psychology/xmas/celeb.htm
Don't be so quick to paint all Christians with that broad brush.
--
It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are
enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.
*-Thomas Sowell
Grady-White Gulfstream, out of Oak Island, NC.
Homepage
*http://pamandgene.tranquilrefuge.net/boating/the_boat/my_boat.htm
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Gene, I don't think most people here get the fact that the way we
celebrate Christmas in modern times has just about NOTHING to do with
Christianity.
You feel that way because you see Christmas as a tree and presents. You
are not qualified to judge Christians on this particular issue really,
your rhetoric along with Harry and Gene make clear that you don't
understand. Cool, no problem, next why don't you three old white guys *
get together and solve that whole reproductive rights issue snerk- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


How do you purport to know about whether or not I'm qualified to
remark on this or any other issue? As a matter of fact, my wife's
first cousin, Fr. Bryan yes, a priest, and also a REAL Dr. of Clinical
Psychology has had numerous discussions with me about this very topic.
Including the pagan aspect, and how the modern way of celebrating has
very little to do with Christianity. Hell, nobody even knows when
Jesus was born. December 25th? In ancient Babylon, the feast of the
Son of Isis (Goddess of Nature) was celebrated on December 25. Raucous
partying, gluttonous eating and drinking, and gift-giving were
traditions of this feast.


And you purport that these are "your" words:


"Raucous partying, gluttonous eating and drinking, and gift-giving were
traditions of this feast."


Try Googling:


Raucous partying, gluttonous eating and drinking, and gift-giving were
traditions of this feast.


That's one of Harry's favorite tricks. What a shame. (...and sham)
--

John H- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


a "sham"? Where in hell did I say that those were my words? Where did
I even imply such? I won't expect an apology, because you and Harry
never man up and do such.

I am Tosk December 17th 09 03:08 PM

To my liberal friends...
 
In article d0cc9957-5dd9-4116-8cf5-
, says...

On Dec 16, 6:49*pm, Gene wrote:


I think all of my neighbors go to the Methodist church at the end of
our road. They aren't the nutcase variety, although at a restaurant
tonight, one nosy old broad (who I didn't even know) took us to task
(wife and son included) for not attending church often enough. I was
nice, you would have been proud...


Being civil is nice. i soulnd't have a done like the elderly lady,
but i probably would have at least invited you and your family ( Like
I do at my home congregation) to our annual Christmas dinner. Just
show up and eat and enjoy!


You pushy *******, shoving that Christian food down my throat! I am
offended, I think I will sue:)


Probably 55% of this county is hard core, either Southern Baptist or
Primitive Baptist.


Not all, but some can be a pretty stiff bunch!


What I MEANT was that there are a lot of fundamentalist denominations
in this area, which I have already enumerated. I don't peer into my
neighbor's windows, I just know a lot about the denominations and
their rites. Why?

My father owned a stone company and I have been to every church and
synagogue in (it seems) NC/SC/VA/TN that had a cemetery. I learned a
lot from all of those folks. I also graduated from a Methodist
college. I didn't drop down from another planet, with no experience in
the matter.....
--


Cool!


It is usually futile to try to talk facts and analysis to people who are
enjoying a sense of moral superiority in their ignorance.
*-Thomas Sowell

Grady-White Gulfstream, out of Oak Island, NC.

Homepage
*http://pamandgene.tranquilrefuge.net/boating/the_boat/my_boat.htm

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I am Tosk December 17th 09 03:11 PM

To my liberal friends...
 
In article ab15747b-ec1f-4790-b682-
, says...

AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS
An atheist was walking through the woods.

'What majestic trees!
'What powerful rivers!
'What beautiful animals!
He said to himself.


As he was walking alongside the river,he heard a rustling in
the bushes behind him.


He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards
him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his
shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him..


He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.


He tripped & fell on the ground.


He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was
right on top of him, reaching for him with


his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out,
'Oh my God!'

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.


As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky..

'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist
and even credit creation to cosmic accident.'
'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?

Am I to count you as a believer?

The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical
of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps
you could make the BEAR a Christian'?


'Very well,' said the voice.


The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear
dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head &
spoke:

'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty
through Christ our Lord, Amen.'


Nice and clean, just what I would expect from you.. I wonder if "those
folks" will be offended;)

I am Tosk December 17th 09 03:17 PM

To my liberal friends...
 
In article ,
says...

On Wed, 16 Dec 2009 17:47:35 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:

Being civil is nice. i soulnd't have a done like the elderly lady,
but i probably would have at least invited you and your family ( Like
I do at my home congregation) to our annual Christmas dinner.


Regionally, again, making a loud display in public gets the perp
church brownie points and (unless one doesn't give a damn) gives
embarrassing righteous correction to the transgressor.

I just kept my mouth shut. There are some worthwhile passages in the
Bible... "Go from the presence of a foolish [wo]man, when thou
perceivest not in h[er] the lips of knowledge." Proverbs 14:7

Just show up and eat and enjoy!


Is inadequate. One must be assimilated into the body..... resistance
is futile. (show up or I'll yell louder.....)


It's pretty clear that your "neighborhood" (world) is not main stream,
but fundie nutcase. If it bothers you that much, and it seems it does, I
would probably move before I had a stroke;)


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