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Slammer and Whitey


Harry died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.

The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his
two best friends, Slammer and Whitey.

The three men had always done everything together.

Slammer arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Slammer said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll
him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and Slammer said, 'Nope, ain't Harry '

The mortician thought this was rather strange.

So he brought Whitey in to confirm the identity of the body.

Whitey looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.

Roll him over...'

The mortician rolled him over and Whitey said, 'No, it ain't Harry '

The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'

Whitey said, 'Well, Harry had two assholes.'

'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.

'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:

'There's Harry, with them two assholes.'


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John H
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On Dec 13, 7:37*am, John H wrote:
Slammer and Whitey

Harry died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.

The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his
two best friends, Slammer and Whitey.

The three men had always done everything together.

Slammer arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Slammer said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll
him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and Slammer said, 'Nope, ain't Harry '

The mortician thought this was rather strange.

So he brought Whitey in to confirm the identity of the body.

Whitey looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.

Roll him over...'

The mortician rolled him over and Whitey said, 'No, it ain't Harry '

The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'

Whitey said, 'Well, Harry had two assholes.'

'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.

'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:

'There's Harry, *with them two assholes.'

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John H


Hmmm, let's see. You instigate the three of them, yet whine like hell
when someone else doesn't ignore them....typical.
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Slammer and Whitey


Harry died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.

The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his
two best friends, Slammer and Whitey.

The three men had always done everything together.

Slammer arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Slammer said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll
him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and Slammer said, 'Nope, ain't Harry '

The mortician thought this was rather strange.

So he brought Whitey in to confirm the identity of the body.

Whitey looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.

Roll him over...'

The mortician rolled him over and Whitey said, 'No, it ain't Harry '

The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'

Whitey said, 'Well, Harry had two assholes.'

'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.

'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:

'There's Harry, with them two assholes.'


--

John H


After a career as a senior officer in the US Army this is the best you can
offer?
No wonder you had your butt handed to you in Vietnam!


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On Dec 13, 9:20*am, "Don White" wrote:
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Slammer and Whitey


Harry died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.


The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his
two best friends, Slammer and Whitey.


The three men had always done everything together.


Slammer arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Slammer said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll
him over.'


The mortician rolled him over and Slammer said, 'Nope, ain't Harry '


The mortician thought this was rather strange.


So he brought Whitey in to confirm the identity of the body.


Whitey looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.


Roll him over...'


The mortician rolled him over and Whitey said, 'No, it ain't Harry '


The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'


Whitey said, 'Well, Harry had two assholes.'


'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.


'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:


'There's Harry, *with them two assholes.'


--


John H


After a career as a senior officer in the US Army this is the best you can
offer?
No wonder you had your butt handed to you in Vietnam!


Anyone would be wearing a Pink Ribbon, posting like that. LMAO!!!!!

Here's a picture of the asswipe himself. Nice Pumpkin head.

http://i539.photobucket.com/albums/f...32218_8642.jpg
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On Dec 13, 9:44*am, Scott Dickson wrote:
On Dec 13, 9:20*am, "Don White" wrote:





"John H" wrote in message


.. .


Slammer and Whitey


Harry died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.


The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his
two best friends, Slammer and Whitey.


The three men had always done everything together.


Slammer arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Slammer said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll
him over.'


The mortician rolled him over and Slammer said, 'Nope, ain't Harry '


The mortician thought this was rather strange.


So he brought Whitey in to confirm the identity of the body.


Whitey looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.


Roll him over...'


The mortician rolled him over and Whitey said, 'No, it ain't Harry '


The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'


Whitey said, 'Well, Harry had two assholes.'


'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.


'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:


'There's Harry, *with them two assholes.'


--


John H


After a career as a senior officer in the US Army this is the best you can
offer?
No wonder you had your butt handed to you in Vietnam!


Anyone would be wearing a Pink Ribbon, posting like that. LMAO!!!!!

Here's a picture of the asswipe himself. Nice Pumpkin head.

http://i539.photobucket.com/albums/f...78732218_8...- Hide quoted text -

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Just to show everyone what a low life piece of **** you are, the pink
ribbon signifies breast cancer awareness. John's daughter HAS breast
cancer, you scum.


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On Dec 13, 10:57*am, Loogypicker wrote:
On Dec 13, 9:44*am, Scott Dickson wrote:



On Dec 13, 9:20*am, "Don White" wrote:


"John H" wrote in message


.. .


Slammer and Whitey


Harry died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.


The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his
two best friends, Slammer and Whitey.


The three men had always done everything together.


Slammer arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Slammer said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll
him over.'


The mortician rolled him over and Slammer said, 'Nope, ain't Harry '


The mortician thought this was rather strange.


So he brought Whitey in to confirm the identity of the body.


Whitey looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up..


Roll him over...'


The mortician rolled him over and Whitey said, 'No, it ain't Harry '


The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'


Whitey said, 'Well, Harry had two assholes.'


'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.


'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:


'There's Harry, *with them two assholes.'


--


John H


After a career as a senior officer in the US Army this is the best you can
offer?
No wonder you had your butt handed to you in Vietnam!


Anyone would be wearing a Pink Ribbon, posting like that. LMAO!!!!!


Here's a picture of the asswipe himself. Nice Pumpkin head.


http://i539.photobucket.com/albums/f...32218_8...Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Just to show everyone what a low life piece of **** you are, the pink
ribbon signifies breast cancer awareness. John's daughter HAS breast
cancer, you scum.


Go **** yourself. Then whine at Herring. I cant seem to hear you......
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On Dec 13, 11:41*pm, Scott Dickson wrote:
On Dec 13, 10:57*am, Loogypicker wrote:





On Dec 13, 9:44*am, Scott Dickson wrote:


On Dec 13, 9:20*am, "Don White" wrote:


"John H" wrote in message


.. .


Slammer and Whitey


Harry died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.


The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his
two best friends, Slammer and Whitey.


The three men had always done everything together.


Slammer arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Slammer said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll
him over.'


The mortician rolled him over and Slammer said, 'Nope, ain't Harry '


The mortician thought this was rather strange.


So he brought Whitey in to confirm the identity of the body.


Whitey looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.


Roll him over...'


The mortician rolled him over and Whitey said, 'No, it ain't Harry '


The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'


Whitey said, 'Well, Harry had two assholes.'


'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.


'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:


'There's Harry, *with them two assholes.'


--


John H


After a career as a senior officer in the US Army this is the best you can
offer?
No wonder you had your butt handed to you in Vietnam!


Anyone would be wearing a Pink Ribbon, posting like that. LMAO!!!!!


Here's a picture of the asswipe himself. Nice Pumpkin head.


http://i539.photobucket.com/albums/f...18_8....quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Just to show everyone what a low life piece of **** you are, the pink
ribbon signifies breast cancer awareness. John's daughter HAS breast
cancer, you scum.


Go **** yourself. Then whine at Herring. I cant seem to hear you......- Hide quoted text -

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What a friggin' low life moron you are.
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