Slammer and Whitey


Harry died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.

The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his
two best friends, Slammer and Whitey.

The three men had always done everything together.

Slammer arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Slammer said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll
him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and Slammer said, 'Nope, ain't Harry '

The mortician thought this was rather strange.

So he brought Whitey in to confirm the identity of the body.

Whitey looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up.

Roll him over...'

The mortician rolled him over and Whitey said, 'No, it ain't Harry '

The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'

Whitey said, 'Well, Harry had two assholes.'

'What? He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.

'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say:

'There's Harry, with them two assholes.'


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John H