On Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:12:51 -0500, John H
wrote:

On Wed, 09 Dec 2009 11:22:54 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Wed, 09 Dec 2009 08:21:48 -0500, John H
wrote:

Yippee. Kids are coming up and we're all going downtown to see the
Trans-Siberian Orchestra do their thing. Can't wait!

You're going to love it.

It's a great show.

I had a panic attack last night. I'd put the tickets in a place I'd
remember them. I went to get them and they weren't there. I'm going
bananas looking for the damn things, and my wife finally remembers
that *she* put them someplace safe, after taking them off my desk.

What a heartstopper.
You got off easy. If my wife had done that, and she has, she would
have forgotten where she had put them. I have told her, many times,
if anything looks masculine, *do not touch* you know, stuff like car
keys, TV remote control, screwdriver, my .38, my wallet, a bottle of
Macallan, Motor Trend mag. the Regal manual, etc, etc.
But after 52 years married I seriously doubt if she's listening, or
cares. sigh as long as she doesn't touch the Macallan I'll be
happy.
Eddie

"Eddie" wrote in message
news
On Wed, 09 Dec 2009 13:12:51 -0500, John H
wrote:

On Wed, 09 Dec 2009 11:22:54 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Wed, 09 Dec 2009 08:21:48 -0500, John H
wrote:

Yippee. Kids are coming up and we're all going downtown to see the
Trans-Siberian Orchestra do their thing. Can't wait!

You're going to love it.

It's a great show.

I had a panic attack last night. I'd put the tickets in a place I'd
remember them. I went to get them and they weren't there. I'm going
bananas looking for the damn things, and my wife finally remembers
that *she* put them someplace safe, after taking them off my desk.

What a heartstopper.
You got off easy. If my wife had done that, and she has, she would
have forgotten where she had put them. I have told her, many times,
if anything looks masculine, *do not touch* you know, stuff like car
keys, TV remote control, screwdriver, my .38, my wallet, a bottle of
Macallan, Motor Trend mag. the Regal manual, etc, etc.
But after 52 years married I seriously doubt if she's listening, or
cares. sigh as long as she doesn't touch the Macallan I'll be
happy.
Eddie



I tell any male who enters my house not to attempt to touch the cat, even if
the cat is purring and acting friendly. I have a limited supply of
antiseptic ointment and bandages.

--
Nom=de=Plume

On Wed, 9 Dec 2009 15:44:22 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:


I tell any male who enters my house not to attempt to touch the cat, even if
the cat is purring and acting friendly. I have a limited supply of
antiseptic ointment and bandages.

That advice is unnecessary for me. I don't touch cats.
Unless they touch me first.

--Vic

"Vic Smith" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 9 Dec 2009 15:44:22 -0800, "nom=de=plume"
wrote:


I tell any male who enters my house not to attempt to touch the cat, even
if
the cat is purring and acting friendly. I have a limited supply of
antiseptic ointment and bandages.

That advice is unnecessary for me. I don't touch cats.
Unless they touch me first.

--Vic


As I said, I don't have enough ointment and bandages.

I know... lots of people have an aversion to the familiar. Sometimes all
cats or house pets.

--
Nom=de=Plume