On Nov 25, 3:46*pm, "Don White" wrote:
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He's trying to impress his girlfriend/wife. She told him that unless he
"smartened up," she'd dump him. He figured if he forged me, that would
impress her. But...he still can't think, spell, or punctuate.

Well...you've covered just about the entire Dopey Army. *Good thing JPS
narrowed it down to South Carolina.

If you're guessing it's me... guess again, dopey.

On Nov 25, 2:26*pm, "nom=de=plume" wrote:
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On 11/23/09 2:34 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
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ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION

From a teacher in the Nashville area

"We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice
Cream.'

The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching
third
grade this year...

The presidential election was heating up and some of the children
showed an interest.

I decided we would have an election for a class president.

We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech
and
the class would vote.

To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class
members.

We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should
have.

We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were
picked
to run for the top spot.

The class had done a great job in their selections. Both
candidates
were good kids.

I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of
parental support.

I had never seen Olivia's mother.

The day arrived when they were to make their speeches.

Jamie went first.

He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place.
He ended by promising to do his very best.

Everyone applauded and he sat down.

Now it was Olivia's turn to speak.

Her speech was concise.

She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream."

She sat down.

The class went wild. "Yes! Yes!

We want ice cream."

She surely would say more. She did not have to.

A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream?

She wasn't sure.

Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it.

She didn't know.

The class really didn't care.

All they were thinking about was ice cream.

Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide.

Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and
52
percent of the people reacted like nine year olds.

They want ice cream.

The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow
and
clean up the mess."

This is the ice cream Obama promised us!

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg

Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone --
that they have not first taken away from someone else.

You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try
and
"explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact
and
trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What
a
guy.

Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black.

Shocking! I completely forgot.

He's half black. Like Halle Berry. And my nephews.

Rob

He's like Halle Berry? And your nephews? That sounds strange.

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Half-black or half white is strange?

No... he said like Halle Berry and his nephews. Nephews are typically
male.

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Nom=de=Plume
He said that line in three seperate sentances.
"He's half black. *Like Halle Berry. *And my nephews. "
I saw nothing of crossing gender *and *nephews are more than
"typically" male.

It's in the same paragraph and thus are related to each other, but if you
think I was serious, ummmm.....
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Nom=de=Plume

When are you going to get it, plum? No one thinks you're serious...
everyone thinks you're *ditzy*.

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On 11/23/09 2:34 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
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ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION

From a teacher in the Nashville area

"We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice
Cream.'

The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching
third
grade this year...

The presidential election was heating up and some of the children
showed an interest.

I decided we would have an election for a class president.

We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech
and
the class would vote.

To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class
members.

We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should
have.

We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were
picked
to run for the top spot.

The class had done a great job in their selections. Both
candidates
were good kids.

I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of
parental support.

I had never seen Olivia's mother.

The day arrived when they were to make their speeches.

Jamie went first.

He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place.
He ended by promising to do his very best.

Everyone applauded and he sat down.

Now it was Olivia's turn to speak.

Her speech was concise.

She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream."

She sat down.

The class went wild. "Yes! Yes!

We want ice cream."

She surely would say more. She did not have to.

A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream?

She wasn't sure.

Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it.

She didn't know.

The class really didn't care.

All they were thinking about was ice cream.

Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide.

Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and
52
percent of the people reacted like nine year olds.

They want ice cream.

The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow
and
clean up the mess."

This is the ice cream Obama promised us!

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg

Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone --
that they have not first taken away from someone else.

You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try
and
"explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact
and
trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What
a
guy.

Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black.

Shocking! I completely forgot.

He's half black. Like Halle Berry. And my nephews.

Rob

He's like Halle Berry? And your nephews? That sounds strange.

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Half-black or half white is strange?

No... he said like Halle Berry and his nephews. Nephews are typically
male.

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Nom=de=Plume

He said that line in three seperate sentances.

"He's half black. Like Halle Berry. And my nephews."

I saw nothing of crossing gender and nephews are more than
"typically" male.


It's in the same paragraph and thus are related to each other, but if you
think I was serious, ummmm.....

Where did you go to school?

Rob

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On 11/23/09 2:34 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in message
m...

ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION

From a teacher in the Nashville area

"We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice
Cream.'

The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching
third
grade this year...

The presidential election was heating up and some of the
children
showed an interest.

I decided we would have an election for a class president.

We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech
and
the class would vote.

To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other
class
members.

We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should
have.

We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were
picked
to run for the top spot.

The class had done a great job in their selections. Both
candidates
were good kids.

I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of
parental support.

I had never seen Olivia's mother.

The day arrived when they were to make their speeches.

Jamie went first.

He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better
place.
He ended by promising to do his very best.

Everyone applauded and he sat down.

Now it was Olivia's turn to speak.

Her speech was concise.

She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream."

She sat down.

The class went wild. "Yes! Yes!

We want ice cream."

She surely would say more. She did not have to.

A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice
cream?

She wasn't sure.

Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it.

She didn't know.

The class really didn't care.

All they were thinking about was ice cream.

Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide.

Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream
and
52
percent of the people reacted like nine year olds.

They want ice cream.

The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow
and
clean up the mess."

This is the ice cream Obama promised us!

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg

Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone --
that they have not first taken away from someone else.

You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to
try
and
"explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the
fact
and
trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon.
What
a
guy.

Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black.

Shocking! I completely forgot.

He's half black. Like Halle Berry. And my nephews.

Rob

He's like Halle Berry? And your nephews? That sounds strange.

--
Nom=de=Plume- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -
Half-black or half white is strange?

No... he said like Halle Berry and his nephews. Nephews are typically
male.

--
Nom=de=Plume
He said that line in three seperate sentances.
"He's half black. Like Halle Berry. And my nephews. "
I saw nothing of crossing gender and nephews are more than
"typically" male.

It's in the same paragraph and thus are related to each other, but if you
think I was serious, ummmm.....
--
Nom=de=Plume

When are you going to get it, plum? No one thinks you're serious...
everyone thinks you're *ditzy*.


When are _you_ going to get it? I don't care what you think...

--
Nom=de=Plume

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nom=de=plume wrote:
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On 11/23/09 2:34 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in message
...

ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION

From a teacher in the Nashville area

"We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice
Cream.'

The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching
third
grade this year...

The presidential election was heating up and some of the children
showed an interest.

I decided we would have an election for a class president.

We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech
and
the class would vote.

To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class
members.

We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should
have.

We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were
picked
to run for the top spot.

The class had done a great job in their selections. Both
candidates
were good kids.

I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of
parental support.

I had never seen Olivia's mother.

The day arrived when they were to make their speeches.

Jamie went first.

He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place.
He ended by promising to do his very best.

Everyone applauded and he sat down.

Now it was Olivia's turn to speak.

Her speech was concise.

She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream."

She sat down.

The class went wild. "Yes! Yes!

We want ice cream."

She surely would say more. She did not have to.

A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream?

She wasn't sure.

Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it.

She didn't know.

The class really didn't care.

All they were thinking about was ice cream.

Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide.

Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and
52
percent of the people reacted like nine year olds.

They want ice cream.

The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow
and
clean up the mess."

This is the ice cream Obama promised us!

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg

Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone --
that they have not first taken away from someone else.

You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try
and
"explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact
and
trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What
a
guy.

Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black.

Shocking! I completely forgot.

He's half black. Like Halle Berry. And my nephews.

Rob

He's like Halle Berry? And your nephews? That sounds strange.

--
Nom=de=Plume- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -
Half-black or half white is strange?

No... he said like Halle Berry and his nephews. Nephews are typically
male.

--
Nom=de=Plume

He said that line in three seperate sentances.

"He's half black. Like Halle Berry. And my nephews."

I saw nothing of crossing gender and nephews are more than
"typically" male.


It's in the same paragraph and thus are related to each other, but if you
think I was serious, ummmm.....

Where did you go to school?

Rob


In several buildings...They even had windows. They were much like other
buildings.

--
Nom=de=Plume

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Jim wrote:
Tim wrote:
On Nov 24, 1:37 pm, "nom=de=plume" wrote:
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On Nov 23, 11:27 pm, "nom=de=plume" wrote:



"Rob" wrote in message
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nom=de=plume wrote:
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On 11/23/09 2:34 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in message
...
ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION
From a teacher in the Nashville area
"We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice
Cream.'
The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching
third
grade this year...
The presidential election was heating up and some of the children
showed an interest.
I decided we would have an election for a class president.
We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech
and
the class would vote.
To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class
members.
We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should
have.
We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were
picked
to run for the top spot.
The class had done a great job in their selections. Both
candidates
were good kids.
I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of
parental support.
I had never seen Olivia's mother.
The day arrived when they were to make their speeches.
Jamie went first.
He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place.
He ended by promising to do his very best.
Everyone applauded and he sat down.
Now it was Olivia's turn to speak.
Her speech was concise.
She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream."
She sat down.
The class went wild. "Yes! Yes!
We want ice cream."
She surely would say more. She did not have to.
A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream?
She wasn't sure.
Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it.
She didn't know.
The class really didn't care.
All they were thinking about was ice cream.
Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide.
Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and
52
percent of the people reacted like nine year olds.
They want ice cream.
The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow
and
clean up the mess."
This is the ice cream Obama promised us!
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg
Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone --
that they have not first taken away from someone else.
You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try
and
"explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact
and
trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What
a
guy.
Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black.
Shocking! I completely forgot.
He's half black. Like Halle Berry. And my nephews.
Rob
He's like Halle Berry? And your nephews? That sounds strange.
--
Nom=de=Plume- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
Half-black or half white is strange?
No... he said like Halle Berry and his nephews. Nephews are typically
male.

--
Nom=de=Plume
He said that line in three seperate sentances.

"He's half black. Like Halle Berry. And my nephews. "

I saw nothing of crossing gender and nephews are more than
"typically" male.
Krause and plum have similar, if not identical afflictions. By the time
something their eyes have seen is sent down the optic nerve to their
brain, the signal is blurred and distorted. It's amazing that these two
have adapted and can function with such a low level of comprehention.
I have been meaning to get that fixed. Bare with me.


Hey Harry, why is there some child in a man's body (I presume) forging your
nym? Does he think he looks smart by doing that?


He is just an asshole and is jealous of the relationship we have
developed.

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If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.

nom=de=plume wrote:
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On Nov 24, 1:37 pm, wrote:
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On Nov 23, 11:27 pm, wrote:



wrote in message
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nom=de=plume wrote:
"H the wrote in message
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On 11/23/09 2:34 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:
"John wrote in message
...
ONE OF THE BEST EXPLANATIONS OF WHY OBAMA WON THE ELECTION
From a teacher in the Nashville area
"We are worried about 'the cow' when it is all about the 'Ice
Cream.'
The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching
third
grade this year...
The presidential election was heating up and some of the children
showed an interest.
I decided we would have an election for a class president.
We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech
and
the class would vote.
To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class
members.
We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should
have.
We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were
picked
to run for the top spot.
The class had done a great job in their selections. Both
candidates
were good kids.
I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of
parental support.
I had never seen Olivia's mother.
The day arrived when they were to make their speeches.
Jamie went first.
He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place.
He ended by promising to do his very best.
Everyone applauded and he sat down.
Now it was Olivia's turn to speak.
Her speech was concise.
She said, "If you will vote for me, I will give you ice cream."
She sat down.
The class went wild. "Yes! Yes!
We want ice cream."
She surely would say more. She did not have to.
A discussion followed. How did she plan to pay for the ice cream?
She wasn't sure.
Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it.
She didn't know.
The class really didn't care.
All they were thinking about was ice cream.
Jamie was forgotten. Olivia won by a landslide.
Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and
52
percent of the people reacted like nine year olds.
They want ice cream.
The other 48 percent know they're going to have to feed the cow
and
clean up the mess."
This is the ice cream Obama promised us!
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u...owIceCream.jpg
Remember, the government cannot give anything to anyone --
that they have not first taken away from someone else.
You just can't get over the fact that Obama won... anything to try
and
"explain" it and/or bring him down, rather than accepting the fact
and
trying to make things work. And, along with a racist cartoon. What
a
guy.
Even worse for the rightie scumbags...he's black.
Shocking! I completely forgot.
He's half black. Like Halle Berry. And my nephews.
Rob
He's like Halle Berry? And your nephews? That sounds strange.
--
Nom=de=Plume- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
Half-black or half white is strange?
No... he said like Halle Berry and his nephews. Nephews are typically
male.

--
Nom=de=Plume
He said that line in three seperate sentances.
"He's half black. Like Halle Berry. And my nephews."
I saw nothing of crossing gender and nephews are more than
"typically" male.

It's in the same paragraph and thus are related to each other, but if you
think I was serious, ummmm.....
Where did you go to school?

Rob


In several buildings...They even had windows. They were much like other
buildings.


I have to be honest with you, when you slam these idiots, I get a
chubby. It might be hard to see under the fat rolls, but you
definitely get my tootsie roll going.

--
If you are flajim, herring, loogy, GC boater, johnson, topbassdog, rob,
achmed the sock puppet, or one of a half dozen others, you're wasting
your time by trying to *communicate* with me through rec.boats, because,
well, you are among the permanent members of my dumbfoch dumpster, and I
don't read the vomit you post, except by accident on occasion. As
always, have a nice, simple-minded day.

On Thu, 26 Nov 2009 01:07:23 -0500, Jim wrote:

I have to be honest with you, when you slam these idiots, I get a
chubby. It might be hard to see under the fat rolls, but you
definitely get my tootsie roll going.

Glad to know you're a fat pig. I pretty much knew it.