On Nov 25, 3:46*pm, "Don White" wrote:
"H the K" wrote in ...

He's trying to impress his girlfriend/wife. She told him that unless he
"smartened up," she'd dump him. He figured if he forged me, that would
impress her. But...he still can't think, spell, or punctuate.

Well...you've covered just about the entire Dopey Army. *Good thing JPS
narrowed it down to South Carolina.

If you're guessing it's me... guess again, dopey.