On Nov 22, 1:18*pm, H the K wrote:
On 11/22/09 12:18 PM, nom=de=plume wrote:





"John *wrote in message
news

An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.

"Hey, how much you charge for an hour, sister?" he asks.

"$100," she replies.

In broken English he says "Do you do Immigrant Style?"

"No" she says.

"I pay you $200 to do Immigrant Style."

"No", she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is.

"I pay you $300.."

"No", she says.

"I pay you $400."

"No", she says.

So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do Immigrant Style."

She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now.

I've had every kind of request from weirdos from every part of the
world.

How bad could Immigrant Style be?"

So she agrees and has sex with him. They do it in every kind of way
and in every possible position.

Finally, after several hours, they finish. *Exhausted, the hooker
turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something perverted and
disgusting. But that was Good. So what exactly is 'Immigrant Style?'

The illegal immigrant replies "You send bill to Government."

I don't get it... are you the hooker in this story?

Obviously you are not aware that herring works as a towel boy in the
showers at the marine golf course in quantico, va., and knows all about
tail hooking.

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Do you EVER say anything that's the truth, fat ass?