I have had recurring dreams where I crawl into a cave to find a door
to a different world and thought "AT LAST, MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE".
I got back from my long weekend of caving to find Pres Obama had won
the Nobel Peace prize and thought, "I'm gonna like this new universe
where Obama actually accomplishes something". You can imagine my
dissapointment. Its the same old BS about nothing, these guys gave
the Nobel to Yasir Arafat too. Screw this, I'm gonna go back
underground and find a world that makes sense.