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Obama = X/Nobel Prize = Y Thread
Obama = Wile E. Coyote
Nobel = Acme Obama = Mark Sanford's Wife Nobel Prize = Charo Obama: Wow! I did not expect a gift from you. I'll just open it up now... Nobel: Rickrolled! Obama = Janet Jackson Nobel Prize = wardrobe malfunction Obama=Desperate man at 2:30 AM Nobel Committee=Fat Chick at end of bar Obama = that hot chick you take home from the bar Nobel Prize = the hideous pig you wake up next to the next day Obama = George Costanza Nobel Prize = Cold Water |
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Obama = X/Nobel Prize = Y Thread
On Oct 9, 6:12*pm, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote: Obama= Wile E. CoyoteNobel= Acme Obama= Mark Sanford's WifeNobelPrize = Charo Obama: Wow! I did not expect a gift from you. I'll just open it up now...Nobel: Rickrolled! Obama= Janet JacksonNobelPrize = wardrobe malfunction Obama=Desperate man at 2:30 AMNobelCommittee=Fat Chick at end of bar Obama= that hot chick you take home from the barNobelPrize = the hideous pig you wake up next to the next day Obama= George CostanzaNobelPrize = Cold Water You may be a Republican ... If you think that cheering and celebrating America's defeat at getting the Olympics shows how patriotic you are then you may be a Republican If you think that a Democratic president having an affair is an impeachable offense but five Republican Senators having affairs is a "private matter" then you may be a Republican If you belong to a religious order that teaches that Hitler was a positive roll model then you may be a Republican If you openly pray for the American economy to "fail" then you may be a Republican If you think that torturing political prisoners is an American value then you may be a Republican If you think that the wrong side won the American Civil War then you may be a Republican If you think that the government should be able to decide which adults can get married and which cannot then you may be a Republican If you believe that slander and innuendo are part of an intelligent debate then you may be a Republican If you belong to a "Whites Only" organization then you might be a Republican If you think that government involvement in healthcare is "doomed to failure" but Medicare is OK because "it works well" then you may be a Republican If you believe that a member of two different White Supremecy groups who shouts "you lie" at the President of the United States deserves to be in Congress then you may be a Republican If you call yourself "pro-life" but are against healthcare, against head-start, against stem-cell research, against pollution controls, and are a global warming denier then you may be a Republican If you think that Brownie did "a heckofa job" then you may be a Republican If you believe that Fox really has a News channel then you may be a Republican If you think that prayer belongs in the classroom and not at home then you may be a Republican If you think that we should give the troops every cent that we can, but vote to cut veteran's benefits then you may be a Republican If you believe that society is helped by giving cheap guns to children, drug users, and child abusers then you may be a Republican If you accepted a bribe from Jack Abramoff then you may be a Republican If you think that the Nobel prize committee is biased because they only give prizes to "smart people" who "do stuff" then you may be a Republican If this bumper sticker http://www.cafepress.com/Bush_Dogger...53?pid=2794571 is over-your-head then you may be a Republican If you think that it is a good idea to sabotage the war on terror by exposing covert intelligence officials just because they exposed that the White House was lying to American citizens then you may be a Republican If you think that Obama is responsible for a recession that started a year before he became president then you may be a Republican If you count Enron executives among your close friends then you may be a Republican If you think that Black people born in Hawaii are not natural-born Americans then you may be a Republican If you think that teachers are overpaid then you may be a Republican If you think that the Constitution is "just a damned piece of paper" then you may be a Republican If you think that soliciting homosexual sex from strangers in a public bathroom does not mean that you are a homosexual then you may be a Republican If you think that Sarah Palin is the best that the Republican party has to offer then you just might be right |
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Obama = X/Nobel Prize = Y Thread
On 10/13/09 2:01 PM, Tammy Bumpers wrote:
On Oct 9, 6:12 pm, Tom Francis - SWSports wrote: Obama= Wile E. CoyoteNobel= Acme Obama= Mark Sanford's WifeNobelPrize = Charo Obama: Wow! I did not expect a gift from you. I'll just open it up now...Nobel: Rickrolled! Obama= Janet JacksonNobelPrize = wardrobe malfunction Obama=Desperate man at 2:30 AMNobelCommittee=Fat Chick at end of bar Obama= that hot chick you take home from the barNobelPrize = the hideous pig you wake up next to the next day Obama= George CostanzaNobelPrize = Cold Water You may be a Republican ... If you think that cheering and celebrating America's defeat at getting the Olympics shows how patriotic you are then you may be a Republican If you think that a Democratic president having an affair is an impeachable offense but five Republican Senators having affairs is a "private matter" then you may be a Republican If you belong to a religious order that teaches that Hitler was a positive roll model then you may be a Republican If you openly pray for the American economy to "fail" then you may be a Republican If you think that torturing political prisoners is an American value then you may be a Republican If you think that the wrong side won the American Civil War then you may be a Republican If you think that the government should be able to decide which adults can get married and which cannot then you may be a Republican If you believe that slander and innuendo are part of an intelligent debate then you may be a Republican If you belong to a "Whites Only" organization then you might be a Republican If you think that government involvement in healthcare is "doomed to failure" but Medicare is OK because "it works well" then you may be a Republican If you believe that a member of two different White Supremecy groups who shouts "you lie" at the President of the United States deserves to be in Congress then you may be a Republican If you call yourself "pro-life" but are against healthcare, against head-start, against stem-cell research, against pollution controls, and are a global warming denier then you may be a Republican If you think that Brownie did "a heckofa job" then you may be a Republican If you believe that Fox really has a News channel then you may be a Republican If you think that prayer belongs in the classroom and not at home then you may be a Republican If you think that we should give the troops every cent that we can, but vote to cut veteran's benefits then you may be a Republican If you believe that society is helped by giving cheap guns to children, drug users, and child abusers then you may be a Republican If you accepted a bribe from Jack Abramoff then you may be a Republican If you think that the Nobel prize committee is biased because they only give prizes to "smart people" who "do stuff" then you may be a Republican If this bumper sticker http://www.cafepress.com/Bush_Dogger...53?pid=2794571 is over-your-head then you may be a Republican If you think that it is a good idea to sabotage the war on terror by exposing covert intelligence officials just because they exposed that the White House was lying to American citizens then you may be a Republican If you think that Obama is responsible for a recession that started a year before he became president then you may be a Republican If you count Enron executives among your close friends then you may be a Republican If you think that Black people born in Hawaii are not natural-born Americans then you may be a Republican If you think that teachers are overpaid then you may be a Republican If you think that the Constitution is "just a damned piece of paper" then you may be a Republican If you think that soliciting homosexual sex from strangers in a public bathroom does not mean that you are a homosexual then you may be a Republican If you think that Sarah Palin is the best that the Republican party has to offer then you just might be right Heheh...ouch! -- Birther-Deather-Tenther-Teabagger: Idiots All |
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