On 10/13/09 2:01 PM, Tammy Bumpers wrote:
On Oct 9, 6:12 pm, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:
Obama= Wile E. CoyoteNobel= Acme

Obama= Mark Sanford's WifeNobelPrize = Charo

Obama: Wow! I did not expect a gift from you. I'll just open it up
now...Nobel: Rickrolled!

Obama= Janet JacksonNobelPrize = wardrobe malfunction

Obama=Desperate man at 2:30 AMNobelCommittee=Fat Chick at end of bar

Obama= that hot chick you take home from the barNobelPrize = the hideous pig you wake up next to the next day

Obama= George CostanzaNobelPrize = Cold Water

You may be a Republican ...

If you think that cheering and celebrating America's defeat at getting
the Olympics shows how patriotic you are then you may be a Republican

If you think that a Democratic president having an affair is an
impeachable offense but five Republican Senators having affairs is a
"private matter" then you may be a Republican

If you belong to a religious order that teaches that Hitler was a
positive roll model then you may be a Republican

If you openly pray for the American economy to "fail" then you may be
a Republican

If you think that torturing political prisoners is an American value
then you may be a Republican

If you think that the wrong side won the American Civil War then you
may be a Republican

If you think that the government should be able to decide which adults
can get married and which cannot then you may be a Republican

If you believe that slander and innuendo are part of an intelligent
debate then you may be a Republican

If you belong to a "Whites Only" organization then you might be a
Republican

If you think that government involvement in healthcare is "doomed to
failure" but Medicare is OK because "it works well" then you may be a
Republican

If you believe that a member of two different White Supremecy groups
who shouts "you lie" at the President of the United States deserves to
be in Congress then you may be a Republican

If you call yourself "pro-life" but are against healthcare, against
head-start, against stem-cell research, against pollution controls,
and are a global warming denier then you may be a Republican

If you think that Brownie did "a heckofa job" then you may be a
Republican

If you believe that Fox really has a News channel then you may be a
Republican

If you think that prayer belongs in the classroom and not at home then
you may be a Republican

If you think that we should give the troops every cent that we can,
but vote to cut veteran's benefits then you may be a Republican

If you believe that society is helped by giving cheap guns to
children, drug users, and child abusers then you may be a Republican

If you accepted a bribe from Jack Abramoff then you may be a
Republican

If you think that the Nobel prize committee is biased because they
only give prizes to "smart people" who "do stuff" then you may be a
Republican

If this bumper sticker http://www.cafepress.com/Bush_Dogger...53?pid=2794571
is over-your-head then you may be a Republican

If you think that it is a good idea to sabotage the war on terror by
exposing covert intelligence officials just because they exposed that
the White House was lying to American citizens then you may be a
Republican

If you think that Obama is responsible for a recession that started a
year before he became president then you may be a Republican

If you count Enron executives among your close friends then you may be
a Republican

If you think that Black people born in Hawaii are not natural-born
Americans then you may be a Republican

If you think that teachers are overpaid then you may be a Republican

If you think that the Constitution is "just a damned piece of paper"
then you may be a Republican

If you think that soliciting homosexual sex from strangers in a public
bathroom does not mean that you are a homosexual then you may be a
Republican

If you think that Sarah Palin is the best that the Republican party
has to offer
then you just might be right



Heheh...ouch!

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Idiots All