Obama = Wile E. Coyote
Nobel = Acme

Obama = Mark Sanford's Wife
Nobel Prize = Charo

Obama: Wow! I did not expect a gift from you. I'll just open it up
now...
Nobel: Rickrolled!

Obama = Janet Jackson
Nobel Prize = wardrobe malfunction

Obama=Desperate man at 2:30 AM
Nobel Committee=Fat Chick at end of bar

Obama = that hot chick you take home from the bar
Nobel Prize = the hideous pig you wake up next to the next day

Obama = George Costanza
Nobel Prize = Cold Water