SACRAMENTO, Calif. — A pro-family values California lawmaker who
resigned after being caught on tape boasting about his sexual conquests
denied Thursday that he had extramarital affairs, saying that "my
offense was engaging in inappropriate storytelling."

Mike Duvall stepped down Wednesday after a videotape surfaced in which
was overheard telling a lawmaker about having sex with a lobbyist and
another woman, including salacious details about how one mistress wears
skimpy underwear and likes to be spanked. The 54-year-old Republican is
married with two adult children.

"NotNow" wrote in message
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — A pro-family values California lawmaker who resigned
after being caught on tape boasting about his sexual conquests denied
Thursday that he had extramarital affairs, saying that "my offense was
engaging in inappropriate storytelling."

Mike Duvall stepped down Wednesday after a videotape surfaced in which was
overheard telling a lawmaker about having sex with a lobbyist and another
woman, including salacious details about how one mistress wears skimpy
underwear and likes to be spanked. The 54-year-old Republican is married
with two adult children.

Now if we could get a bunch of the rest of the legislators, mostly Dem's, to
resign for screwing all tax paying people and the handicapped children Life
would be a lot better here.

On Thu, 10 Sep 2009 23:23:13 -0700, "Calif Bill"
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"NotNow" wrote in message
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — A pro-family values California lawmaker who resigned
after being caught on tape boasting about his sexual conquests denied
Thursday that he had extramarital affairs, saying that "my offense was
engaging in inappropriate storytelling."

Mike Duvall stepped down Wednesday after a videotape surfaced in which was
overheard telling a lawmaker about having sex with a lobbyist and another
woman, including salacious details about how one mistress wears skimpy
underwear and likes to be spanked. The 54-year-old Republican is married
with two adult children.

Now if we could get a bunch of the rest of the legislators, mostly Dem's, to
resign for screwing all tax paying people and the handicapped children Life
would be a lot better here.

I'll buy you a case of Preparation H to ease the pain. You'll likely
require once daily applications for oh, at least the next 7.4 years.

"jps" wrote in message
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On Thu, 10 Sep 2009 23:23:13 -0700, "Calif Bill"
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"NotNow" wrote in message
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. - A pro-family values California lawmaker who
resigned
after being caught on tape boasting about his sexual conquests denied
Thursday that he had extramarital affairs, saying that "my offense was
engaging in inappropriate storytelling."

Mike Duvall stepped down Wednesday after a videotape surfaced in which
was
overheard telling a lawmaker about having sex with a lobbyist and
another
woman, including salacious details about how one mistress wears skimpy
underwear and likes to be spanked. The 54-year-old Republican is married
with two adult children.

Now if we could get a bunch of the rest of the legislators, mostly Dem's,
to
resign for screwing all tax paying people and the handicapped children
Life
would be a lot better here.

I'll buy you a case of Preparation H to ease the pain. You'll likely
require once daily applications for oh, at least the next 7.4 years.

Maybe for 2 years at the way Congress is DC is going. I am talking about
the California Legislature. They have Gerrymandered the districts so much
that they rarely get voted out. And since the raise the spending about 9% a
year, we are screwed.

"Calif Bill" wrote in message
news

"NotNow" wrote in message
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — A pro-family values California lawmaker who resigned
after being caught on tape boasting about his sexual conquests denied
Thursday that he had extramarital affairs, saying that "my offense was
engaging in inappropriate storytelling."

Mike Duvall stepped down Wednesday after a videotape surfaced in which
was overheard telling a lawmaker about having sex with a lobbyist and
another woman, including salacious details about how one mistress wears
skimpy underwear and likes to be spanked. The 54-year-old Republican is
married with two adult children.

Now if we could get a bunch of the rest of the legislators, mostly Dem's,
to resign for screwing all tax paying people and the handicapped children
Life would be a lot better here.

?? Mostly Republicans who would rather not have any gov't programs at all.

Duvall, what a scumbag. Either he's lying about having the affair(s) or he's
lying by telling his tall-tales. Either way, he's a liar. He claims he
resigned over telling a fable? Is that believeable? I wonder what his wife
thinks....

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"Calif Bill" wrote in message
news

"NotNow" wrote in message
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. - A pro-family values California lawmaker who
resigned after being caught on tape boasting about his sexual conquests
denied Thursday that he had extramarital affairs, saying that "my
offense was engaging in inappropriate storytelling."

Mike Duvall stepped down Wednesday after a videotape surfaced in which
was overheard telling a lawmaker about having sex with a lobbyist and
another woman, including salacious details about how one mistress wears
skimpy underwear and likes to be spanked. The 54-year-old Republican is
married with two adult children.

Now if we could get a bunch of the rest of the legislators, mostly Dem's,
to resign for screwing all tax paying people and the handicapped children
Life would be a lot better here.

?? Mostly Republicans who would rather not have any gov't programs at all.

Duvall, what a scumbag. Either he's lying about having the affair(s) or
he's lying by telling his tall-tales. Either way, he's a liar. He claims
he resigned over telling a fable? Is that believeable? I wonder what his
wife thinks....

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Nom=de=Plume


And Perata, ultimate slimeball, never resigned. Even with all the FBI
investigations and charges of corruption. He was screwing the people not
some lobbiest.

"Calif Bill" wrote in message
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"nom=de=plume" wrote in message
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"Calif Bill" wrote in message
news

"NotNow" wrote in message
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. - A pro-family values California lawmaker who
resigned after being caught on tape boasting about his sexual conquests
denied Thursday that he had extramarital affairs, saying that "my
offense was engaging in inappropriate storytelling."

Mike Duvall stepped down Wednesday after a videotape surfaced in which
was overheard telling a lawmaker about having sex with a lobbyist and
another woman, including salacious details about how one mistress wears
skimpy underwear and likes to be spanked. The 54-year-old Republican is
married with two adult children.

Now if we could get a bunch of the rest of the legislators, mostly
Dem's, to resign for screwing all tax paying people and the handicapped
children Life would be a lot better here.

?? Mostly Republicans who would rather not have any gov't programs at
all.

Duvall, what a scumbag. Either he's lying about having the affair(s) or
he's lying by telling his tall-tales. Either way, he's a liar. He claims
he resigned over telling a fable? Is that believeable? I wonder what his
wife thinks....

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Nom=de=Plume


And Perata, ultimate slimeball, never resigned. Even with all the FBI
investigations and charges of corruption. He was screwing the people not
some lobbiest.

The JD declined to file charges... under the Bush administration? Not sure
I'd call the ultimate anything. Sounds like a normal politico.

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Nom=de=Plume