H the K wrote:

Hell, your boy Bush could barely read simple sentences off a
teleprompter. It was painful to watch him.

"Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with
women all across this country"

"I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday,
ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald
Reagan Airport."

"Tribal sovereignty means that; it's sovereign. I mean,
you're a -- you've been given sovereignty, and you're
viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship
between the federal government and tribes is one between
sovereign entities."

"You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect
Iraq to the war on terror."

"I'm the commander -- see, I don't need to explain -- I do
not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting
thing about being president."

"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."

"I don't think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees."

"They misunderestimated me."

"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what
I believe and what I believe -- I believe what I believe is
right."

"I wish you'd have given me this written question ahead of
time so I could plan for it...I'm sure something will pop
into my head here in the midst of this press conference,
with all the pressure of trying to come up with answer, but
it hadn't yet...I don't want to sound like I have made no
mistakes. I'm confident I have. I just haven't -- you just
put me under the spot here, and maybe I'm not as quick on
my feet as I should be in coming up with one."

"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden.
It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we
find him." (late 2001)

"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really
don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."
(early 2002)

"We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological
laboratories ... And we'll find more weapons as time goes on.
But for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing
devices or banned weapons, they're wrong, we found them."

"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out
what happened inside this Oval Office."

--
Jordon