On Fri, 28 Aug 2009 16:06:59 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote:

DIVORCE AGREEMENT

THIS IS SO WELL PUT AND ALLEGEDLY BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER
HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.

American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and
Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest
election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we
tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but
sadly, this relationship has run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what
is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it
up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a
portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can
come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our
respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both
sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.. You are welcome to
the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our
firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.

You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however,
responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of
them).

We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies,
Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys,
hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy
CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood ..

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to
invade and hammer places that threaten us.. You can have the peaceniks and
war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll
help provide them security.

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam,
Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we
will no longer be paying the bill.

We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take
every Subaru station wagon you can find.

You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.
We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep
The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be
happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya
or We Are the World.

We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty
your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our
name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded
liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete.
In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll let you answer which one of us will
need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely, John J. Wall Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Sheen, Barbara
Streisand, & Jane Fonda with you.

P. S. S. And we won't have to press 1 for English.

I agree.

But, that last P.S.S. could be considered racist by those inclined to
jump early and often.
--
John H

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those
who are willing to work and give to those who would not."
Thomas Jefferson

On Aug 28, 4:06*pm, "Lu Powell" wrote:
DIVORCE AGREEMENT

THIS IS SO WELL PUT AND ALLEGEDLY BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER
HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.

American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and
Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest
election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we
tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but
sadly, this relationship has run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what
is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it
up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:


We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.

sure you do. you just like to take from the middle class to give to
the rich. the wealthiest americans h ave seen their taxes drop more
than any other income group in the US while the share of taxes paid by
the middle class has increased

you just like welfare for the rich, because of your little fantasy
that the rich are rich b ecause they deserve it.



.. You are welcome to
the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our
firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.

and you hate the constitution. conservatives have imprisoned americans
with no trial, no charges, no habeas corpus. so right away you throw
away 1000 years of legal reform in the west in favor of a
dictatorship


You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however,
responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of
them).

great! and you get rush and glen beck.....we got a better deal on
THAT...


We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies,
Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys,
hippies and illegal aliens.

uh...no. you guys MADE the homeless, the poor, etc. you imported
aliens to work inside your homes and factories while you laid off hard
working middle class americans.


We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy
CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood ...

great. the bible hasn't done much anyhow. you get the creationists,
the right wing whackoes...most scientists are liberal anyhow...


You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to
invade and hammer places that threaten us.. You can have the peaceniks and
war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll
help provide them security.

and you get increased taxes to support the wars you'll start that
never end and just kill and kill and kill



We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam,
Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we
will no longer be paying the bill.

you get the tim lahaye's, the bob joneses the james dobsons...

soon your country will be like a christian saudi arabia.



You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.

and your healthcare will be so expensive and cover only the rich who
can afford it. no one else will be covered...as you mortgage your
homes to pay for healthcare, you'll become the homeless i referenced
above...


We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty
your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our
name and our flag.

trickle down?

gee. unemployment...real unemployment...under trickle down is now at
about 16%....so, yes, you can have that, too



Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded
liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete.
In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll let you answer which one of us will
need whose help in 15 years.

absolutely!! you get all the losers and all the myths that tell you
everything bad is your fault!!

good job


Sincerely, John J. Wall Law Student and an American

oh...yes...you get the lawyers...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhwMq8-5C30

Damn - you can find anything on Youtube. :)

On Sat, 29 Aug 2009 08:12:38 -0400, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhwMq8-5C30

Damn - you can find anything on Youtube. :)

You'd best not let Mrs. Wave see where your interests are lying.
--
John H

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those
who are willing to work and give to those who would not."
Thomas Jefferson