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On Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:52:33 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote:

They had lived together in the Maryland backwoods for over twenty
years. To
celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a Annapolis and
they
checked into a plush hotel.

She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room.
No
windows, no bed, and no air conditioning."

"But, madam!", replied the bellman. "Don't 'But madam' me," she
continued.
"You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we
don't
travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never spent
the night
at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager."

"Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the
elevator!"
Lu, don't quit your day job.

He did...he was a cop I believe.
Stalking him, dummy?

You are an imbecile, I believe.

Who's stalking. He made that statement here, you idiot.
Go back to stalking teenage girls, Freddie..

Don, don, don...remember...step over the pile of steaming **** named
krueger...don't step in it.


I'm gonna send him a bill for a new pair of Crocs......



Do you really wear those girly rubber shoes Donny?
Glad you made it through the storm unscathed.


Donnie wears Crocs?? snerk He's a lumberjack and he's ok....

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JustWait wrote:
In article ,
says...
Don White wrote:
"H the K" wrote in message
m...
Don White wrote:
"D 1" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"Wayne.B" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:52:33 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote:

They had lived together in the Maryland backwoods for over twenty
years. To
celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a Annapolis and
they
checked into a plush hotel.

She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room.
No
windows, no bed, and no air conditioning."

"But, madam!", replied the bellman. "Don't 'But madam' me," she
continued.
"You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we
don't
travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never spent
the night
at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager."

"Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the
elevator!"
Lu, don't quit your day job.

He did...he was a cop I believe.
Stalking him, dummy?

You are an imbecile, I believe.

Who's stalking. He made that statement here, you idiot.
Go back to stalking teenage girls, Freddie..
Don, don, don...remember...step over the pile of steaming **** named
krueger...don't step in it.
I'm gonna send him a bill for a new pair of Crocs......


Do you really wear those girly rubber shoes Donny?
Glad you made it through the storm unscathed.


Donnie wears Crocs?? snerk He's a lumberjack and he's ok....



About a third of the guys who launch at our local marina wear crocs. Any
of them could clean your clock one-handed, girlie-boy...and so could
their wives, girlfriends or daughters. You need to stop hiding under
that leaky tent.
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"H the K" wrote in message
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JustWait wrote:
In article ,
says...
Don White wrote:
"H the K" wrote in message
m...
Don White wrote:
"D 1" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"Wayne.B" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:52:33 -0400, "Lu Powell"

wrote:

They had lived together in the Maryland backwoods for over twenty
years. To
celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a Annapolis
and they
checked into a plush hotel.

She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small
room. No
windows, no bed, and no air conditioning."

"But, madam!", replied the bellman. "Don't 'But madam' me," she
continued.
"You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we
don't
travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never
spent the night
at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager."

"Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the
elevator!"
Lu, don't quit your day job.

He did...he was a cop I believe.
Stalking him, dummy?

You are an imbecile, I believe.

Who's stalking. He made that statement here, you idiot.
Go back to stalking teenage girls, Freddie..
Don, don, don...remember...step over the pile of steaming **** named
krueger...don't step in it.
I'm gonna send him a bill for a new pair of Crocs......

Do you really wear those girly rubber shoes Donny?
Glad you made it through the storm unscathed.


Donnie wears Crocs?? snerk He's a lumberjack and he's ok....



About a third of the guys who launch at our local marina wear crocs. Any
of them could clean your clock one-handed, girlie-boy...and so could their
wives, girlfriends or daughters. You need to stop hiding under that leaky
tent.


Leaky tent? That's his neighbours ****ing on it.


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H the K wrote:

Lu, don't quit your day job.

He did...he was a cop I believe.
Stalking him, dummy?

You are an imbecile, I believe.

Who's stalking. He made that statement here, you idiot.
Go back to stalking teenage girls, Freddie..
Don, don, don...remember...step over the pile of steaming ****
named krueger...don't step in it.
I'm gonna send him a bill for a new pair of Crocs......

Do you really wear those girly rubber shoes Donny?
Glad you made it through the storm unscathed.


Donnie wears Crocs?? snerk He's a lumberjack and he's ok....



About a third of the guys who launch at our local marina wear crocs. Any
of them could clean your clock one-handed, girlie-boy...and so could
their wives, girlfriends or daughters. You need to stop hiding under
that leaky tent.


Bull****.
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On Mon, 24 Aug 2009 20:30:28 -0400, D 1 wrote:

H the K wrote:

Lu, don't quit your day job.

He did...he was a cop I believe.
Stalking him, dummy?

You are an imbecile, I believe.

Who's stalking. He made that statement here, you idiot.
Go back to stalking teenage girls, Freddie..
Don, don, don...remember...step over the pile of steaming ****
named krueger...don't step in it.
I'm gonna send him a bill for a new pair of Crocs......

Do you really wear those girly rubber shoes Donny?
Glad you made it through the storm unscathed.

Donnie wears Crocs?? snerk He's a lumberjack and he's ok....



About a third of the guys who launch at our local marina wear crocs. Any
of them could clean your clock one-handed, girlie-boy...and so could
their wives, girlfriends or daughters. You need to stop hiding under
that leaky tent.


Bull****.


I could just imagine a third of the guys in Breezy Point Marina
wearing crocs! What a laugh.

--
John H

"If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait until it's free!"
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Guzzistimo wrote:
On Mon, 24 Aug 2009 20:30:28 -0400, D 1 wrote:

H the K wrote:

Lu, don't quit your day job.

He did...he was a cop I believe.
Stalking him, dummy?

You are an imbecile, I believe.

Who's stalking. He made that statement here, you idiot.
Go back to stalking teenage girls, Freddie..
Don, don, don...remember...step over the pile of steaming ****
named krueger...don't step in it.
I'm gonna send him a bill for a new pair of Crocs......

Do you really wear those girly rubber shoes Donny?
Glad you made it through the storm unscathed.
Donnie wears Crocs?? snerk He's a lumberjack and he's ok....

About a third of the guys who launch at our local marina wear crocs. Any
of them could clean your clock one-handed, girlie-boy...and so could
their wives, girlfriends or daughters. You need to stop hiding under
that leaky tent.

Bull****.


I could just imagine a third of the guys in Breezy Point Marina
wearing crocs! What a laugh.

--
John H

"If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait until it's free!"
--Anonymous


I was thinking the same thing. He showed us pictures of the place. A
real rat hole. Just another croc of ****e from the old ****e slinger,
Krausie.
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JustWait wrote:
In article ,
says...
Don White wrote:
"H the K" wrote in message
m...
Don White wrote:
"D 1" wrote in message
...
Don White wrote:
"Wayne.B" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 22 Aug 2009 22:52:33 -0400, "Lu Powell"
wrote:

They had lived together in the Maryland backwoods for over twenty
years. To
celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a Annapolis and
they
checked into a plush hotel.

She said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room.
No
windows, no bed, and no air conditioning."

"But, madam!", replied the bellman. "Don't 'But madam' me," she
continued.
"You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we
don't
travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never spent
the night
at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager."

"Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the
elevator!"
Lu, don't quit your day job.

He did...he was a cop I believe.
Stalking him, dummy?

You are an imbecile, I believe.

Who's stalking. He made that statement here, you idiot.
Go back to stalking teenage girls, Freddie..
Don, don, don...remember...step over the pile of steaming **** named
krueger...don't step in it.
I'm gonna send him a bill for a new pair of Crocs......


Do you really wear those girly rubber shoes Donny?
Glad you made it through the storm unscathed.


Donnie wears Crocs?? snerk He's a lumberjack and he's ok....


Don tries to make people believe he's a lot of things he's not. WAFA
taught him how.


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