On Jul 31, 9:03*am, NotNow wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 30, 11:42 pm, Frogwatch wrote:
Back in the late 70s when I was a horny college physics student at
Florida State University which was crowded with hot girls who lounged
round the pool by the student Union, I dreamed of something that would
dissolve bikinis when they went into the pool. *Now, Somebody has done
it:http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...i-dissolves-in...
However, it will only work for these specific suits. *I wanted
something that would work on allof em but acetone in the pool woulda
been a dead giveaway. *Working on such practical problems got me into
doing chemistry with UV cuz microwaves wouldnt break those organic
bonds. *Aint it amazing what inspires invention.
Being at FSU then but being a physics student was torture. The place
packed with hotties but they wouldnt even look toward a geek like me.

NOW, after hanging out at some serious redneck swimming places, I want
to invent the reverse. *What I want is an instant Burka to cover truly
ugly women who should never consider being seen uncovered. *It should
probably be triggered by tattoos and water.

Ever see this:

http://gprime.net/video.php/tattooremover

We categorized the European grad students as either "bathers" or "non-
bathers". Kinda weird that in the aerly 80s Europe had such low
standards of hygiene, or maybe it was juist the physics geeks fom
Europe.