I wish I'd invented it
 

Back in the late 70s when I was a horny college physics student at
Florida State University which was crowded with hot girls who lounged
round the pool by the student Union, I dreamed of something that would
dissolve bikinis when they went into the pool. Now, Somebody has done
it:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-RSS&ATTR=News
However, it will only work for these specific suits. I wanted
something that would work on allof em but acetone in the pool woulda
been a dead giveaway. Working on such practical problems got me into
doing chemistry with UV cuz microwaves wouldnt break those organic
bonds. Aint it amazing what inspires invention.
Being at FSU then but being a physics student was torture. The place
packed with hotties but they wouldnt even look toward a geek like me.

I wish I'd invented it
 

On Jul 30, 11:42*pm, Frogwatch wrote:
Back in the late 70s when I was a horny college physics student at
Florida State University which was crowded with hot girls who lounged
round the pool by the student Union, I dreamed of something that would
dissolve bikinis when they went into the pool. *Now, Somebody has done
it:http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...i-dissolves-in....
However, it will only work for these specific suits. *I wanted
something that would work on allof em but acetone in the pool woulda
been a dead giveaway. *Working on such practical problems got me into
doing chemistry with UV cuz microwaves wouldnt break those organic
bonds. *Aint it amazing what inspires invention.
Being at FSU then but being a physics student was torture. The place
packed with hotties but they wouldnt even look toward a geek like me.

NOW, after hanging out at some serious redneck swimming places, I want
to invent the reverse. What I want is an instant Burka to cover truly
ugly women who should never consider being seen uncovered. It should
probably be triggered by tattoos and water.

I wish I'd invented it
 

Frogwatch wrote:
Back in the late 70s when I was a horny college physics student at
Florida State University which was crowded with hot girls who lounged
round the pool by the student Union, I dreamed of something that would
dissolve bikinis when they went into the pool. Now, Somebody has done
it:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-RSS&ATTR=News
However, it will only work for these specific suits. I wanted
something that would work on allof em but acetone in the pool woulda
been a dead giveaway. Working on such practical problems got me into
doing chemistry with UV cuz microwaves wouldnt break those organic
bonds. Aint it amazing what inspires invention.
Being at FSU then but being a physics student was torture. The place
packed with hotties but they wouldnt even look toward a geek like me.



Maybe if you bathed more than once a month...

--
Whatever moral rules you have proposed, abide by them as they were laws,
and as if you would be guilty of impiety by violating any of them,
*unless* you are a conservative Republican office holder or minister. If
that is your position in life, then anything goes.

I wish I'd invented it
 

Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 30, 11:42 pm, Frogwatch wrote:
Back in the late 70s when I was a horny college physics student at
Florida State University which was crowded with hot girls who lounged
round the pool by the student Union, I dreamed of something that would
dissolve bikinis when they went into the pool. Now, Somebody has done
it:http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...i-dissolves-in...
However, it will only work for these specific suits. I wanted
something that would work on allof em but acetone in the pool woulda
been a dead giveaway. Working on such practical problems got me into
doing chemistry with UV cuz microwaves wouldnt break those organic
bonds. Aint it amazing what inspires invention.
Being at FSU then but being a physics student was torture. The place
packed with hotties but they wouldnt even look toward a geek like me.

NOW, after hanging out at some serious redneck swimming places, I want
to invent the reverse. What I want is an instant Burka to cover truly
ugly women who should never consider being seen uncovered. It should
probably be triggered by tattoos and water.

Ever see this:

http://gprime.net/video.php/tattooremover

I wish I'd invented it
 

On Jul 31, 9:03*am, NotNow wrote:
Frogwatch wrote:
On Jul 30, 11:42 pm, Frogwatch wrote:
Back in the late 70s when I was a horny college physics student at
Florida State University which was crowded with hot girls who lounged
round the pool by the student Union, I dreamed of something that would
dissolve bikinis when they went into the pool. *Now, Somebody has done
it:http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...i-dissolves-in...
However, it will only work for these specific suits. *I wanted
something that would work on allof em but acetone in the pool woulda
been a dead giveaway. *Working on such practical problems got me into
doing chemistry with UV cuz microwaves wouldnt break those organic
bonds. *Aint it amazing what inspires invention.
Being at FSU then but being a physics student was torture. The place
packed with hotties but they wouldnt even look toward a geek like me.

NOW, after hanging out at some serious redneck swimming places, I want
to invent the reverse. *What I want is an instant Burka to cover truly
ugly women who should never consider being seen uncovered. *It should
probably be triggered by tattoos and water.

Ever see this:

http://gprime.net/video.php/tattooremover

We categorized the European grad students as either "bathers" or "non-
bathers". Kinda weird that in the aerly 80s Europe had such low
standards of hygiene, or maybe it was juist the physics geeks fom
Europe.