On Sat, 25 Jul 2009 06:55:27 -0400, Just Regigie
wrote:

No, I am always doing nice stuff for my fellow man. I donate 60% of my
income to the less fortunate, and my wife donates 80% of her income to
some of our favorite charities. Most importantly, I spend 100% of my
time on rec.boats telling everyone how great I am.

Didn't you donate to a charity once time - I can't remember -
something like $25 or something? Outstanding!!

What a modest guy - all those causes you support and stuff, putting
your nephew through school paying all his expenses - amazing guy -
should get a medal for all your sacrifices.

With all these causes you support and all the sacrifices you make on
your meager salary, it's no wonder you only spend 25 hours on your
very expensive center console boat with the bimini top.