On Sat, 25 Jul 2009 11:22:54 -0400, Atomic Abusement Park Clown
wrote:

On Sat, 25 Jul 2009 09:02:39 -0400, Just Regigie
wrote:

Atomic Abusement Park Clown wrote:
On Sat, 25 Jul 2009 06:55:27 -0400, Just Regigie
wrote:

No, I am always doing nice stuff for my fellow man. I donate 60% of my
income to the less fortunate, and my wife donates 80% of her income to
some of our favorite charities. Most importantly, I spend 100% of my
time on rec.boats telling everyone how great I am.

Didn't you donate to a charity once time - I can't remember -
something like $25 or something? Outstanding!!

What a modest guy - all those causes you support and stuff, putting
your nephew through school paying all his expenses - amazing guy -
should get a medal for all your sacrifices.

With all these causes you support and all the sacrifices you make on
your meager salary, it's no wonder you only spend 25 hours on your
very expensive center console boat with the bimini top.

Yes, I don't know what mankind would do if I wasn't there to help them.

Did I ever tell you about the Bat Symbol they shine in the sky when they
need my immediate assistance?

You mean the H the K that is lasered to the surface of the moon when
the world is in trouble and all the citizens of all the countries know
they are in good hands because you are intimately involved with saving
their pathetic minor lives?

I'm mightily impressed with that I'll tell you. Brings tears to my
eyes every time I see it. You are a true humanitarian. We should all
follow your example.

Didn't you inherit that signal from your famous father who owned the
biggest marine dealership in New England? Something about using it to
advertise his "deal of the week"? I think he also invented the fire
boat welcome in New York after some daring adventure - crossing the
Atlantic - or was it the Pacific? Maybe saving penguins in the Arctic?
Something like that.

I get confused - you and your family have known so many important
people in addition to having so many wonderful and heroic adventures
that it's hard to keep track of it all.

Oh - I meant to ask you something.

Out of all the amazing and incredible things you have done in your
life - the humanitarianism, the selfless sacrifice in service to the
poor and unenlightened - how come you have never won a Nobel Prize?

And/or a Pulitzer for your outstanding contributions, speech writing
for Presidents and such?

It must be your modest nature - you must have refused to accept these
prestigious awards.