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H the K wrote:


Fun is fun. I'm writing a speech for a new client. It's for delivery in
late August. When he called, he said I was recommended by a current
client. He wanted to know if I would give him a discount on the first
speech because he "didn't know me." I didn't tell him he should find a
cheaper speech writer. :)

I gave him a discount. It's only my time that's involved. I don't have
to buy goods and resell them for a profit.

I hope you took him out in your Lobster Boat and introduced him to your
Dr. Dr. wife.

Harry, I do have to be honest, I have NEVER meet such an insecure guy as
you are, but I am always amazed that you actually expect people to
believe your stories.

--
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On Tue, 21 Jul 2009 23:44:07 -0400, Just Regigie
wrote:

H the K wrote:


Fun is fun. I'm writing a speech for a new client. It's for delivery in
late August. When he called, he said I was recommended by a current
client. He wanted to know if I would give him a discount on the first
speech because he "didn't know me." I didn't tell him he should find a
cheaper speech writer. :)

I gave him a discount. It's only my time that's involved. I don't have
to buy goods and resell them for a profit.

I hope you took him out in your Lobster Boat and introduced him to your
Dr. Dr. wife.

Harry, I do have to be honest, I have NEVER meet such an insecure guy as
you are, but I am always amazed that you actually expect people to
believe your stories.

Hey - I've got to defend Harry on this one.

If he knew Harry, he wouldn't have asked him to write the speech in
the first place.

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On Tue, 21 Jul 2009 21:48:54 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


"H the K" wrote in message
om...
...amazingly, I have two offers from readers here for the pistol, and even
more amazing, they both made the same $$$ offer.

This is easy; maybe I'll start a conglomerate by also opening a used
musical instrument store. :)

(Just a joke, R...)




I happen to like having a conglomerate. I am the big gahoona, the sales and
marketing department, senior buyer, the accounting department, webmaster,
telephone receptionist, the stock room clerk and the rest room maintenance
technician.

Seriously, I am really enjoying this experience. Unlike my past, very
specialized career, this thing exposes me to all kinds of people and their
styles and personalities. I am getting a big kick out of it.

Did the cable salesman come back in for a visit?

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"H the K" wrote in message
...

I gave him a discount. It's only my time that's involved. I don't have to
buy goods and resell them for a profit.


Give one a discount and they all want a discount.

When I built big ticket, expensive vacuum deposition systems, I gave
discounts to repeat customers, not new ones.

Eisboch

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"jps" wrote in message
...

Did the cable salesman come back in for a visit?

It's very doubtful I'll ever see him again.
It wasn't the cable salesman, BTW.

Eisboch

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On Wed, 22 Jul 2009 02:49:43 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
.. .

Did the cable salesman come back in for a visit?

It's very doubtful I'll ever see him again.
It wasn't the cable salesman, BTW.

Eisboch

He was your connection to getting connected. Cable and telephone are
all the same thing nowadays.

I thought you were getting a kick out of all the people you were
meeting so I was curious if he was among them.

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On Wed, 22 Jul 2009 01:15:32 -0400, Captain Zombie of Woodstock
wrote:

On Tue, 21 Jul 2009 23:44:07 -0400, Just Regigie
wrote:

H the K wrote:


Fun is fun. I'm writing a speech for a new client. It's for delivery in
late August. When he called, he said I was recommended by a current
client. He wanted to know if I would give him a discount on the first
speech because he "didn't know me." I didn't tell him he should find a
cheaper speech writer. :)

I gave him a discount. It's only my time that's involved. I don't have
to buy goods and resell them for a profit.

I hope you took him out in your Lobster Boat and introduced him to your
Dr. Dr. wife.

Harry, I do have to be honest, I have NEVER meet such an insecure guy as
you are, but I am always amazed that you actually expect people to
believe your stories.

Hey - I've got to defend Harry on this one.

If he knew Harry, he wouldn't have asked him to write the speech in
the first place.

And if any of your clients were to witness your behavior here you
think they'd consider you stable?

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On Wed, 22 Jul 2009 02:47:14 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


"H the K" wrote in message
...

I gave him a discount. It's only my time that's involved. I don't have to
buy goods and resell them for a profit.


Give one a discount and they all want a discount.

When I built big ticket, expensive vacuum deposition systems, I gave
discounts to repeat customers, not new ones.

Eisboch

I sell introductory systems as a means to growing my business with a
customer who's not ready to take the plunge. There are lots of ways
to create demand for your goods or services; smart folks can read the
customer and tailor a solution appropriate to their requirements.

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"jps" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 22 Jul 2009 02:49:43 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
. ..

Did the cable salesman come back in for a visit?

It's very doubtful I'll ever see him again.
It wasn't the cable salesman, BTW.

Eisboch

He was your connection to getting connected. Cable and telephone are
all the same thing nowadays.

I thought you were getting a kick out of all the people you were
meeting so I was curious if he was among them.

If you are referring to the guy that I threw out, it was the alarm company
salesman who didn't know what he was talking about but insisted that he
train me on the system's optional capabilities.

Eisboch

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"jps" wrote in message
...


I sell introductory systems as a means to growing my business with a
customer who's not ready to take the plunge. There are lots of ways
to create demand for your goods or services; smart folks can read the
customer and tailor a solution appropriate to their requirements.

Obviously, introductory offers are used all the time. I never cared for
them.

I find it annoying sometimes to get offers for special deals on cable or
Internet services that I am already subscribed to, only to find out they are
available to "new" customers only. Those who have been paying the full
price don't qualify and continue to pay full price.

Wouldn't you be impressed to get an unsolicited notice from your cable
company thanking you for your loyal and continued business and rewarding you
with 3 months of discounted invoices? Maybe cable service is a bad example
because it's regulated and non-competitive, but it might keep you from
switching to Direct TV or Dish.

In my former business that involved custom engineered, big ticket items
orders for additional systems were discounted because most of the
engineering and design costs were non-recurring.

Eisboch