While perusing the junk mail filter box this morning.

"Dear Beneficiary,

I hope this mail meets you in a vital health and a good state of
mind.This may come to you as a surprise but it is for real.After and
evaluation with computer permutation and manual records,we have found
out that you are among the 50 people that have legally and creditably
used ATM and credit card effectively."

Only 50 people in the entire freakin' world have used ATM/Credit cards
legally and creditably effectively?

DAMN - I knew I was special.

Captain Zombie of Woodstock wrote:
While perusing the junk mail filter box this morning.

"Dear Beneficiary,

I hope this mail meets you in a vital health and a good state of
mind.This may come to you as a surprise but it is for real.After and
evaluation with computer permutation and manual records,we have found
out that you are among the 50 people that have legally and creditably
used ATM and credit card effectively."

Only 50 people in the entire freakin' world have used ATM/Credit cards
legally and creditably effectively?

DAMN - I knew I was special.


All those years of riding the short bus paid off for you, eh? :)