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My property abuts a denser development and that development has deed
restrictions such as not parking an RV in the yard and no clotheslines, etc. Because this subdivision is literally right behind our place, they often think we are subject to their rules. We've had a few complaints over the years about gawdawful looking kids tree forts and even a neighbor who tried to tell us not to hang clothes outside to dry but hanging the muddy cave clothes from last weekends trip was too much. The clothesline which is not very visible from the adjacent property is not strong enough to hang clothing heavy with a lot of mud so I hung it all on the kids zip line across the yard. Now if he'd just been nice about it and told me it was not the sort of thing he wanted to see with his morning coffee, looking out his window at clothing that looked as if it had been dipped in sewage, I'd have understood but he tried to go all legalistic on me. He even threatened to have the city mow my "wild area" of my property my kids use as a blackberry patch I was nice but pointed out that the city limit is literally our lot line between us and I happen to live in an area of near anarchists who cannot even agree to assess each other to maintain our road. All I want to do is wait till a good thunderstorm washes the stuff cuz I dont like running my well so much (He is on city water). I told him I'd consider his view in the future but will not my mow my berry patch and will sue for damages if anybody tries. So much for having friendly neighbors. |
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On Wed, 15 Jul 2009 09:41:20 -0700 (PDT), Frogwatch
wrote: I told him I'd consider his view in the future but will not my mow my berry patch and will sue for damages if anybody tries. So much for having friendly neighbors. Good fences make good neighbors. |
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Frogwatch wrote:
My property abuts a denser development and that development has deed restrictions such as not parking an RV in the yard and no clotheslines, etc. Because this subdivision is literally right behind our place, they often think we are subject to their rules. We've had a few complaints over the years about gawdawful looking kids tree forts and even a neighbor who tried to tell us not to hang clothes outside to dry but hanging the muddy cave clothes from last weekends trip was too much. The clothesline which is not very visible from the adjacent property is not strong enough to hang clothing heavy with a lot of mud so I hung it all on the kids zip line across the yard. Now if he'd just been nice about it and told me it was not the sort of thing he wanted to see with his morning coffee, looking out his window at clothing that looked as if it had been dipped in sewage, I'd have understood but he tried to go all legalistic on me. He even threatened to have the city mow my "wild area" of my property my kids use as a blackberry patch I was nice but pointed out that the city limit is literally our lot line between us and I happen to live in an area of near anarchists who cannot even agree to assess each other to maintain our road. All I want to do is wait till a good thunderstorm washes the stuff cuz I dont like running my well so much (He is on city water). I told him I'd consider his view in the future but will not my mow my berry patch and will sue for damages if anybody tries. So much for having friendly neighbors. I suggest you invite about a dozen guys from this newsgroup and have them party nekkid in your berry patch adjacent to the fence. Be sure your neighbor is home, hopefully having a family barbecue in his yard. |
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Frogwatch wrote:
My property abuts a denser development and that development has deed restrictions such as not parking an RV in the yard and no clotheslines, etc. Because this subdivision is literally right behind our place, they often think we are subject to their rules. We've had a few complaints over the years about gawdawful looking kids tree forts and even a neighbor who tried to tell us not to hang clothes outside to dry but hanging the muddy cave clothes from last weekends trip was too much. The clothesline which is not very visible from the adjacent property is not strong enough to hang clothing heavy with a lot of mud so I hung it all on the kids zip line across the yard. Now if he'd just been nice about it and told me it was not the sort of thing he wanted to see with his morning coffee, looking out his window at clothing that looked as if it had been dipped in sewage, I'd have understood but he tried to go all legalistic on me. He even threatened to have the city mow my "wild area" of my property my kids use as a blackberry patch I was nice but pointed out that the city limit is literally our lot line between us and I happen to live in an area of near anarchists who cannot even agree to assess each other to maintain our road. All I want to do is wait till a good thunderstorm washes the stuff cuz I dont like running my well so much (He is on city water). I told him I'd consider his view in the future but will not my mow my berry patch and will sue for damages if anybody tries. So much for having friendly neighbors. I will never, EVER live in a subdivision where there is a homeowner's association and a bunch of rules. |
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On Wed, 15 Jul 2009 12:50:06 -0400, H the K
wrote: I suggest you invite about a dozen guys from this newsgroup and have them party nekkid in your berry patch adjacent to the fence. Be sure your neighbor is home, hopefully having a family barbecue in his yard. That's a good idea - I like it. It might also be a good idea to hold a Grateful Dead retrospective with a local tribute band - invite the neighbors, but not the ones from the sub-division. :) |
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I love these HA stories
![]() Where I live, no one cares about where the property lines are, there are few fences, even. I can sit on my fence naked and play the Kazoo if I want to. Everyones happy, no HA-perfect. JR Frogwatch wrote: My property abuts a denser development and that development has deed restrictions such as not parking an RV in the yard and no clotheslines, etc. Because this subdivision is literally right behind our place, they often think we are subject to their rules. We've had a few complaints over the years about gawdawful looking kids tree forts and even a neighbor who tried to tell us not to hang clothes outside to dry but hanging the muddy cave clothes from last weekends trip was too much. The clothesline which is not very visible from the adjacent property is not strong enough to hang clothing heavy with a lot of mud so I hung it all on the kids zip line across the yard. Now if he'd just been nice about it and told me it was not the sort of thing he wanted to see with his morning coffee, looking out his window at clothing that looked as if it had been dipped in sewage, I'd have understood but he tried to go all legalistic on me. He even threatened to have the city mow my "wild area" of my property my kids use as a blackberry patch I was nice but pointed out that the city limit is literally our lot line between us and I happen to live in an area of near anarchists who cannot even agree to assess each other to maintain our road. All I want to do is wait till a good thunderstorm washes the stuff cuz I dont like running my well so much (He is on city water). I told him I'd consider his view in the future but will not my mow my berry patch and will sue for damages if anybody tries. So much for having friendly neighbors. -- -------------------------------------------------------------- Home Page: http://www.seanet.com/~jasonrnorth |
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