A dedicated union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as you
would expect, decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the
first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80, and the girls get $20." Mightily offended at such
unfair dealings, the man stomped off in search of a more equitable,
hopefully unionized shop.

His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam
responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house."

The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" The Madam
replied' " the girls get $80, and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said. He looked around the room and
pointed to a stunning attractive blonde. "I'd like her for the night."

"I'm sure you would sir," said the Madam, then, gesturing to an obese
seventy-five year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority."




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Tyrants and liberals have a lot in common
- they want to control every aspect of our lives.