Union Humor
 

A dedicated union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as you
would expect, decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the
first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80, and the girls get $20." Mightily offended at such
unfair dealings, the man stomped off in search of a more equitable,
hopefully unionized shop.

His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam
responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house."

The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" The Madam
replied' " the girls get $80, and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said. He looked around the room and
pointed to a stunning attractive blonde. "I'd like her for the night."

"I'm sure you would sir," said the Madam, then, gesturing to an obese
seventy-five year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority."




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Tyrants and liberals have a lot in common
- they want to control every aspect of our lives.

Union Humor
 

Lu Powell wrote:

A dedicated union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as
you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels. When he got
to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80, and the girls get $20." Mightily offended at such
unfair dealings, the man stomped off in search of a more equitable,
hopefully unionized shop.

His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam
responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house."

The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" The
Madam replied' " the girls get $80, and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said. He looked around the room and
pointed to a stunning attractive blonde. "I'd like her for the night."

"I'm sure you would sir," said the Madam, then, gesturing to an obese
seventy-five year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority."





Ethel Powell?

Union Humor
 

On Jul 11, 11:47*pm, HK wrote:
Lu Powell wrote:

A dedicated union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and, as
you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels. When he got
to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80, and the girls get $20." Mightily offended at such
unfair dealings, the man stomped off in search of a more equitable,
hopefully unionized shop.

His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam
responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house."

The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" The
Madam replied' " the girls get $80, and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said. He looked around the room and
pointed to a stunning attractive blonde. "I'd like her for the night."

"I'm sure you would sir," said the Madam, then, gesturing to an obese
seventy-five year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has seniority."

Ethel Powell?

HK, notice that in this joke, as in most others, there is a bit of
political incorrectness that makes it funny. If you attempt to always
be PC, you will never find anything funny. Why is it necessary to
point out such simple human things to liberals?