"NotNow" wrote in message
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JustWait wrote:
NotNow wrote:
JustWait wrote:
Eisboch wrote:

Never heard of him.


Eisboch

Dude, I heard him explode this morning... It was awesome, I think it
was a nuclear attack! Geeze, it was awesome..

Other than that, don't ever call him by accident!!! If you ever figure
out who he is, that is... Pffffftttt.



I've got a new LG touch screen phone, opens up to a full keyboard. I've
got the touch screen set so that as soon as I'm done with a call, it
locks and then you have to touch two places in sequence to unlock it!!

Well, I was trying to drive safely and use this new bluetooth thing my
wife gave me for the trip. I thought I turned it off, and never knew I
had hit redial instead I hate the thing anyway and spend more time
turning it on and off, only to use it driving... It's stupid too, "walk
around with a little blue flashing light saying, LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT
ME!!! Real men don't walk around stores wearing bluetooth waiting for
mommie to call... Pfffttt

I agree. I hate walking around the store and people are talking in them,
especially women with hair covering them. I often think they are talking
to me! Besides, the thing in my ear bugs the hell out of me.


Hee hee... as if any woman in her right mind would give a Dope Army
irregular the time of day.

Don White wrote:
"NotNow" wrote in message
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JustWait wrote:
NotNow wrote:
JustWait wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
Never heard of him.


Eisboch
Dude, I heard him explode this morning... It was awesome, I think it
was a nuclear attack! Geeze, it was awesome..

Other than that, don't ever call him by accident!!! If you ever figure
out who he is, that is... Pffffftttt.


I've got a new LG touch screen phone, opens up to a full keyboard. I've
got the touch screen set so that as soon as I'm done with a call, it
locks and then you have to touch two places in sequence to unlock it!!
Well, I was trying to drive safely and use this new bluetooth thing my
wife gave me for the trip. I thought I turned it off, and never knew I
had hit redial instead I hate the thing anyway and spend more time
turning it on and off, only to use it driving... It's stupid too, "walk
around with a little blue flashing light saying, LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT
ME!!! Real men don't walk around stores wearing bluetooth waiting for
mommie to call... Pfffttt
I agree. I hate walking around the store and people are talking in them,
especially women with hair covering them. I often think they are talking
to me! Besides, the thing in my ear bugs the hell out of me.


Hee hee... as if any woman in her right mind would give a Dope Army
irregular the time of day.




One can only imagine how well the Dope Army is treated by women once the
gals see all those open sores on the guys' faces.

"HK" wrote in message
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One can only imagine how well the Dope Army is treated by women once the
gals see all those open sores on the guys' faces.

You're the one with the pustules. How'd the squeezing go this morning?

--Mike

HK wrote:
Don White wrote:
"NotNow" wrote in message
...
JustWait wrote:
NotNow wrote:
JustWait wrote:
Eisboch wrote:
Never heard of him.


Eisboch
Dude, I heard him explode this morning... It was awesome, I think
it was a nuclear attack! Geeze, it was awesome..

Other than that, don't ever call him by accident!!! If you ever
figure out who he is, that is... Pffffftttt.


I've got a new LG touch screen phone, opens up to a full keyboard.
I've got the touch screen set so that as soon as I'm done with a
call, it locks and then you have to touch two places in sequence to
unlock it!!
Well, I was trying to drive safely and use this new bluetooth thing
my wife gave me for the trip. I thought I turned it off, and never
knew I had hit redial instead I hate the thing anyway and spend
more time turning it on and off, only to use it driving... It's
stupid too, "walk around with a little blue flashing light saying,
LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!!! Real men don't walk around stores wearing
bluetooth waiting for mommie to call... Pfffttt
I agree. I hate walking around the store and people are talking in
them, especially women with hair covering them. I often think they
are talking to me! Besides, the thing in my ear bugs the hell out of me.


Hee hee... as if any woman in her right mind would give a Dope Army
irregular the time of day.



One can only imagine how well the Dope Army is treated by women once the
gals see all those open sores on the guys' faces.

Projecting pustules? How insane!