"We're not retreating, we're just advancing in a different direction."

Earlier today, Sarah Palin used that quote and attributed it to Douglas
MacArthur.

D'oh

Wrong, Sarah.

"Retreat, hell!" snapped Major General Oliver Prince Smith, commander of
the 1st Marine Division, with which he had fought on Guadalcanal, New
Britain, Peleliu, Okinawa. "We're not retreating, we're just advancing
in a different direction."

Apparently Sarah can't google, either.