On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:16:59 -0400, Wayne.B
wrote:

On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 19:48:32 -0700, jps wrote:

Don't blame it on the weather. Spending time on rec.boat while you're
in the Bahamas should earn you a spatula on the bare ass.

Tell your wife.

You guys in the PNW certainly have some odd fetish fantasies.

I'm old school. You need a spanking from your mommy for wasting time
on rec.boats when you're boating in one of the most beautiful
locations on earth.

Tell her to use the metal spatula and swing hard.