Pocketknife ban?
 

On Jun 25, 1:17*pm, HK wrote:
Jack wrote:
On Jun 25, 1:07 pm, HK wrote:
Jack wrote:
On Jun 25, 10:37 am, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 25, 10:15 am, HK wrote:
Jack wrote:
On Jun 25, 8:23 am, Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 07:44:18 -0400, John H
wrote:
Damn, just after I added one of these to my wish list,
http://tinyurl.com/nazmwt
the Obamania folks want to make them illegal:
http://tinyurl.com/nrhz89
We need another government agency to check everyone's pocket knives.
Jeeeesh.
See - this is what you get when you have people who have never hunted
or fished in their lives or understand why you would have to open a
knife with one hand.
I can open all my picket knifes with one hand including my Leatherman.
Time to start another campaign.
I know of one person here who would have swamped his boat if he'd had
a slow-to-open knife. *He wouldn't have been able to cut away his
anchor "in a flash" that time he set anchor in breaking waves.
Who does that, anyway?
Not me. Obviously, not you, since you "boat" on a flat inland lake in,
ugh, South Carolina.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
You were either lying yesterday, or lying today, which is it?:
June 23 4:18 pm HK wrote:
"Before that, I had another SeaPro, but it had only two stern seats,
no
transom water dam. One fine day we were anchored close to the beach
just
north of Mayport when the wind shifted, and some big waves began
breaking just in front of and and the bow of the boat. We took two
substantial waves right over the bow, and I thought I was going to
lose
the boat. But I was able to cut the anchor line in a flash, start up
the
engine, and get the water to the stern, where it poured right over
the
transom."
"we were anchored close to the beach"
"big waves began breaking and and (over) the bow of the boat"
"took two substantial waves right over the bow"
Moron indeed. *I primarily boat inland, and I know better than that..
You forgot the critical clause, **** for brains...

"...when the wind shifted..."

Nice try, Mr. I Anchor Close To The Beach And Wonder Why Waves Fill My
Boat.

I didn't define "close to the beach," Mr. Redneck. We were well outside
the area where the breakers usually were found. The incident was a
fluke, no harm was done. It wasn't as if I moved to the center of a
state once known as one of the last bastions of southern racism and
bigotry, so I could live in a house next to the interstate.

You lost an anchor, almost lost the boat, and soiled your pants. No
harm?
You moved to a state that IS the last bastion of the KKK. Hmmm.


How's the noise and smell there, Jackoff?

You're not around... smells fine here. Remember, the metropolitan
area I live in has far less than 1/10th the people in it than the
cesspool you're in. And why would you think I live next to an
interstate, anyway? Stalking? hehe...

Pocketknife ban?
 

Jack wrote:


You lost an anchor, almost lost the boat, and soiled your pants. No
harm?
You moved to a state that IS the last bastion of the KKK. Hmmm.

How's the noise and smell there, Jackoff?

You're not around... smells fine here. Remember, the metropolitan
area I live in has far less than 1/10th the people in it than the
cesspool you're in. And why would you think I live next to an
interstate, anyway? Stalking? hehe...


1. I lose at least one anchor a season. No biggie.

2. I didn't "almost lose the boat," because I knew what to do.

3. No soil in my pants.

4. While my country is in the Washington, D.C., SMA, we're 30 miles
south of the Beltway and a total of 50 miles from D.C. The county we
live in is sparsely populated, and our town has about 4,000 residents.
When I need to go downtown, about once every two weeks, I take one of
the seven local commuter buses. The trip takes 70 minutes and costs
$4.25 each way.

5. Why would I think you live adjacent to an interstate? Because...you do.

Pocketknife ban?
 

On Jun 25, 3:57*pm, Jack wrote:
On Jun 25, 1:17*pm, HK wrote:





Jack wrote:
On Jun 25, 1:07 pm, HK wrote:
Jack wrote:
On Jun 25, 10:37 am, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 25, 10:15 am, HK wrote:
Jack wrote:
On Jun 25, 8:23 am, Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 07:44:18 -0400, John H
wrote:
Damn, just after I added one of these to my wish list,
http://tinyurl.com/nazmwt
the Obamania folks want to make them illegal:
http://tinyurl.com/nrhz89
We need another government agency to check everyone's pocket knives.
Jeeeesh.
See - this is what you get when you have people who have never hunted
or fished in their lives or understand why you would have to open a
knife with one hand.
I can open all my picket knifes with one hand including my Leatherman.
Time to start another campaign.
I know of one person here who would have swamped his boat if he'd had
a slow-to-open knife. *He wouldn't have been able to cut away his
anchor "in a flash" that time he set anchor in breaking waves.
Who does that, anyway?
Not me. Obviously, not you, since you "boat" on a flat inland lake in,
ugh, South Carolina.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
You were either lying yesterday, or lying today, which is it?:
June 23 4:18 pm HK wrote:
"Before that, I had another SeaPro, but it had only two stern seats,
no
transom water dam. One fine day we were anchored close to the beach
just
north of Mayport when the wind shifted, and some big waves began
breaking just in front of and and the bow of the boat. We took two
substantial waves right over the bow, and I thought I was going to
lose
the boat. But I was able to cut the anchor line in a flash, start up
the
engine, and get the water to the stern, where it poured right over
the
transom."
"we were anchored close to the beach"
"big waves began breaking and and (over) the bow of the boat"
"took two substantial waves right over the bow"
Moron indeed. *I primarily boat inland, and I know better than that.
You forgot the critical clause, **** for brains...

"...when the wind shifted..."

Nice try, Mr. I Anchor Close To The Beach And Wonder Why Waves Fill My
Boat.

I didn't define "close to the beach," Mr. Redneck. We were well outside
the area where the breakers usually were found. The incident was a
fluke, no harm was done. It wasn't as if I moved to the center of a
state once known as one of the last bastions of southern racism and
bigotry, so I could live in a house next to the interstate.

You lost an anchor, almost lost the boat, and soiled your pants. *No
harm?
You moved to a state that IS the last bastion of the KKK. *Hmmm.



How's the noise and smell there, Jackoff?

You're not around... smells fine here. *Remember, the metropolitan
area I live in has far less than 1/10th the people in it than the
cesspool you're in. *And why would you think I live next to an
interstate, anyway? *Stalking? *hehe...- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

I know someone who's been by Harry's house. He doesn't have anything
compared to what he purports to have. And that area is chuck FULL of
rednecks.

Pocketknife ban?
 

On Jun 25, 4:07*pm, HK wrote:
Jack wrote:

You lost an anchor, almost lost the boat, and soiled your pants. *No
harm?
You moved to a state that IS the last bastion of the KKK. *Hmmm.

How's the noise and smell there, Jackoff?

You're not around... smells fine here. *Remember, the metropolitan
area I live in has far less than 1/10th the people in it than the
cesspool you're in. *And why would you think I live next to an
interstate, anyway? *Stalking? *hehe...



2. I didn't "almost lose the boat," because I knew what to do.
3. No soil in my pants.

" I thought I was going to lose the boat" Uh, huh. More lies.


4. I take one of the seven local commuter buses.

Bus rider... I bet you get one of the "special" seats.

5. Why would I think you live adjacent to an interstate? Because...you do..

There are two in the local area... I-20 and I-26. There's probably
ten in your "local area". So? hehe.. you're fun... but boring.

Pocketknife ban?
 

Jack wrote:
On Jun 25, 4:07 pm, HK wrote:
Jack wrote:

You lost an anchor, almost lost the boat, and soiled your pants. No
harm?
You moved to a state that IS the last bastion of the KKK. Hmmm.
How's the noise and smell there, Jackoff?
You're not around... smells fine here. Remember, the metropolitan
area I live in has far less than 1/10th the people in it than the
cesspool you're in. And why would you think I live next to an
interstate, anyway? Stalking? hehe...

2. I didn't "almost lose the boat," because I knew what to do.
3. No soil in my pants.

" I thought I was going to lose the boat" Uh, huh. More lies.



"I thought I was going to lose the boat" is not the same as "almost lost
the boat." You're not too skilled in English.







4. I take one of the seven local commuter buses.

Bus rider... I bet you get one of the "special" seats.


Damn right I ride the commuter bus to go downtown. Costs $20 to park
where I go downtown, and when you add in wear and tear on the cars and
gasoline, $4.25 is a bargain.



5. Why would I think you live adjacent to an interstate? Because...you do.

There are two in the local area... I-20 and I-26. There's probably
ten in your "local area". So? hehe.. you're fun... but boring.

That interstate is closer than in your local area, dip****. We're 30
miles away from the closest interstate.

Pocketknife ban?
 

On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:27:13 -0400, HK wrote:

jps wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 12:49:03 -0400, HK wrote:

JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 25, 10:16 am, HK wrote:
JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 25, 7:44 am, John H wrote:
Damn, just after I added one of these to my wish list,
http://tinyurl.com/nazmwt
the Obamania folks want to make them illegal:
http://tinyurl.com/nrhz89
We need another government agency to check everyone's pocket knives.
Jeeeesh.
--
John H
"HONK - if I'm paying your mortgage!"
This is rediculous.. Can't wait for January 2012...!!! Hopefully we
make it till then, there will be lots of work to do..
Ahh..."fresh" thoughts from Mr. Primitive. Tell us, what work are you
planning to do in the next few years, aside from ripping open disability
check envelopes?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -
I don't get any disability, you must be projecting again...

No? Well, you'd certainly qualify for a disability pension for any
number of reasons.

Don't you have to work to earn a pension?

Do they just give it away for free to white folks?



I think if you are mentally or physically handicapped, you can get
social security disability. There is or was a requirement for some sort
of work history. JustHateaFreak qualifies as mentally and physically
handicapped.

I know they probably wouldn't hire him at McDonalds but couldn't he
find work maintaining bicyle chains or adjusting derailleurs and
brakes?

Pocketknife ban?
 

jps wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:27:13 -0400, HK wrote:

jps wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 12:49:03 -0400, HK wrote:

JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 25, 10:16 am, HK wrote:
JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 25, 7:44 am, John H wrote:
Damn, just after I added one of these to my wish list,
http://tinyurl.com/nazmwt
the Obamania folks want to make them illegal:
http://tinyurl.com/nrhz89
We need another government agency to check everyone's pocket knives.
Jeeeesh.
--
John H
"HONK - if I'm paying your mortgage!"
This is rediculous.. Can't wait for January 2012...!!! Hopefully we
make it till then, there will be lots of work to do..
Ahh..."fresh" thoughts from Mr. Primitive. Tell us, what work are you
planning to do in the next few years, aside from ripping open disability
check envelopes?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -
I don't get any disability, you must be projecting again...
No? Well, you'd certainly qualify for a disability pension for any
number of reasons.
Don't you have to work to earn a pension?

Do they just give it away for free to white folks?


I think if you are mentally or physically handicapped, you can get
social security disability. There is or was a requirement for some sort
of work history. JustHateaFreak qualifies as mentally and physically
handicapped.

I know they probably wouldn't hire him at McDonalds but couldn't he
find work maintaining bicyle chains or adjusting derailleurs and
brakes?

You're kidding...he couldn't hang onto a job at a supermarket warehouse.

Pocketknife ban?
 

On Jun 25, 4:18*pm, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 25, 3:57*pm, Jack wrote:





On Jun 25, 1:17*pm, HK wrote:

Jack wrote:
On Jun 25, 1:07 pm, HK wrote:
Jack wrote:
On Jun 25, 10:37 am, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 25, 10:15 am, HK wrote:
Jack wrote:
On Jun 25, 8:23 am, Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 07:44:18 -0400, John H
wrote:
Damn, just after I added one of these to my wish list,
http://tinyurl.com/nazmwt
the Obamania folks want to make them illegal:
http://tinyurl.com/nrhz89
We need another government agency to check everyone's pocket knives.
Jeeeesh.
See - this is what you get when you have people who have never hunted
or fished in their lives or understand why you would have to open a
knife with one hand.
I can open all my picket knifes with one hand including my Leatherman.
Time to start another campaign.
I know of one person here who would have swamped his boat if he'd had
a slow-to-open knife. *He wouldn't have been able to cut away his
anchor "in a flash" that time he set anchor in breaking waves.
Who does that, anyway?
Not me. Obviously, not you, since you "boat" on a flat inland lake in,
ugh, South Carolina.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
You were either lying yesterday, or lying today, which is it?:
June 23 4:18 pm HK wrote:
"Before that, I had another SeaPro, but it had only two stern seats,
no
transom water dam. One fine day we were anchored close to the beach
just
north of Mayport when the wind shifted, and some big waves began
breaking just in front of and and the bow of the boat. We took two
substantial waves right over the bow, and I thought I was going to
lose
the boat. But I was able to cut the anchor line in a flash, start up
the
engine, and get the water to the stern, where it poured right over
the
transom."
"we were anchored close to the beach"
"big waves began breaking and and (over) the bow of the boat"
"took two substantial waves right over the bow"
Moron indeed. *I primarily boat inland, and I know better than that.
You forgot the critical clause, **** for brains...

"...when the wind shifted..."

Nice try, Mr. I Anchor Close To The Beach And Wonder Why Waves Fill My
Boat.

I didn't define "close to the beach," Mr. Redneck. We were well outside
the area where the breakers usually were found. The incident was a
fluke, no harm was done. It wasn't as if I moved to the center of a
state once known as one of the last bastions of southern racism and
bigotry, so I could live in a house next to the interstate.

You lost an anchor, almost lost the boat, and soiled your pants. *No
harm?
You moved to a state that IS the last bastion of the KKK. *Hmmm.

How's the noise and smell there, Jackoff?

You're not around... smells fine here. *Remember, the metropolitan
area I live in has far less than 1/10th the people in it than the
cesspool you're in. *And why would you think I live next to an
interstate, anyway? *Stalking? *hehe...- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

I know someone who's been by Harry's house. He doesn't have anything
compared to what he purports to have. And that area is chuck FULL of
rednecks.

He lives in a tiny house, in a subdivision with tiny lots, with no
barn, no long driveway, no lobster boat. I'll bet my detached
workshop is nearly as big as his whole house.

~snerk~

Pocketknife ban?
 

On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 13:50:24 -0700 (PDT), Jack
wrote:

On Jun 25, 4:18*pm, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 25, 3:57*pm, Jack wrote:





On Jun 25, 1:17*pm, HK wrote:

Jack wrote:
On Jun 25, 1:07 pm, HK wrote:
Jack wrote:
On Jun 25, 10:37 am, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 25, 10:15 am, HK wrote:
Jack wrote:
On Jun 25, 8:23 am, Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 07:44:18 -0400, John H
wrote:
Damn, just after I added one of these to my wish list,
http://tinyurl.com/nazmwt
the Obamania folks want to make them illegal:
http://tinyurl.com/nrhz89
We need another government agency to check everyone's pocket knives.
Jeeeesh.
See - this is what you get when you have people who have never hunted
or fished in their lives or understand why you would have to open a
knife with one hand.
I can open all my picket knifes with one hand including my Leatherman.
Time to start another campaign.
I know of one person here who would have swamped his boat if he'd had
a slow-to-open knife. *He wouldn't have been able to cut away his
anchor "in a flash" that time he set anchor in breaking waves.
Who does that, anyway?
Not me. Obviously, not you, since you "boat" on a flat inland lake in,
ugh, South Carolina.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
You were either lying yesterday, or lying today, which is it?:
June 23 4:18 pm HK wrote:
"Before that, I had another SeaPro, but it had only two stern seats,
no
transom water dam. One fine day we were anchored close to the beach
just
north of Mayport when the wind shifted, and some big waves began
breaking just in front of and and the bow of the boat. We took two
substantial waves right over the bow, and I thought I was going to
lose
the boat. But I was able to cut the anchor line in a flash, start up
the
engine, and get the water to the stern, where it poured right over
the
transom."
"we were anchored close to the beach"
"big waves began breaking and and (over) the bow of the boat"
"took two substantial waves right over the bow"
Moron indeed. *I primarily boat inland, and I know better than that.
You forgot the critical clause, **** for brains...

"...when the wind shifted..."

Nice try, Mr. I Anchor Close To The Beach And Wonder Why Waves Fill My
Boat.

I didn't define "close to the beach," Mr. Redneck. We were well outside
the area where the breakers usually were found. The incident was a
fluke, no harm was done. It wasn't as if I moved to the center of a
state once known as one of the last bastions of southern racism and
bigotry, so I could live in a house next to the interstate.

You lost an anchor, almost lost the boat, and soiled your pants. *No
harm?
You moved to a state that IS the last bastion of the KKK. *Hmmm.

How's the noise and smell there, Jackoff?

You're not around... smells fine here. *Remember, the metropolitan
area I live in has far less than 1/10th the people in it than the
cesspool you're in. *And why would you think I live next to an
interstate, anyway? *Stalking? *hehe...- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

I know someone who's been by Harry's house. He doesn't have anything
compared to what he purports to have. And that area is chuck FULL of
rednecks.

He lives in a tiny house, in a subdivision with tiny lots, with no
barn, no long driveway, no lobster boat. I'll bet my detached
workshop is nearly as big as his whole house.

~snerk~

Close enough to be the same.

Oh damn it - I did it again.

Seriously - my bad.

Pocketknife ban?
 

Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 25, 10:15 am, HK wrote:
Jack wrote:
On Jun 25, 8:23 am, Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 07:44:18 -0400, John H
wrote:
Damn, just after I added one of these to my wish list,
http://tinyurl.com/nazmwt
the Obamania folks want to make them illegal:
http://tinyurl.com/nrhz89
We need another government agency to check everyone's pocket knives.
Jeeeesh.
See - this is what you get when you have people who have never hunted
or fished in their lives or understand why you would have to open a
knife with one hand.
I can open all my picket knifes with one hand including my Leatherman.
Time to start another campaign.
I know of one person here who would have swamped his boat if he'd had
a slow-to-open knife. He wouldn't have been able to cut away his
anchor "in a flash" that time he set anchor in breaking waves.
Who does that, anyway?
Not me. Obviously, not you, since you "boat" on a flat inland lake in,
ugh, South Carolina.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

You were either lying yesterday, or lying today, which is it?:

June 23 4:18 pm HK wrote:

"Before that, I had another SeaPro, but it had only two stern seats,
no
transom water dam. One fine day we were anchored close to the beach
just
north of Mayport when the wind shifted, and some big waves began
breaking just in front of and and the bow of the boat. We took two
substantial waves right over the bow, and I thought I was going to
lose
the boat. But I was able to cut the anchor line in a flash, start up
the
engine, and get the water to the stern, where it poured right over
the
transom."


He can't keep track of the lies.