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Jack[_3_] June 25th 09 06:12 PM

Pocketknife ban?
 
On Jun 25, 1:07*pm, HK wrote:
Jack wrote:
On Jun 25, 10:37 am, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 25, 10:15 am, HK wrote:


Jack wrote:
On Jun 25, 8:23 am, Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 07:44:18 -0400, John H
wrote:
Damn, just after I added one of these to my wish list,
http://tinyurl.com/nazmwt
the Obamania folks want to make them illegal:
http://tinyurl.com/nrhz89
We need another government agency to check everyone's pocket knives.
Jeeeesh.
See - this is what you get when you have people who have never hunted
or fished in their lives or understand why you would have to open a
knife with one hand.
I can open all my picket knifes with one hand including my Leatherman.
Time to start another campaign.
I know of one person here who would have swamped his boat if he'd had
a slow-to-open knife. *He wouldn't have been able to cut away his
anchor "in a flash" that time he set anchor in breaking waves.
Who does that, anyway?
Not me. Obviously, not you, since you "boat" on a flat inland lake in,
ugh, South Carolina.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
You were either lying yesterday, or lying today, which is it?:


June 23 4:18 pm HK wrote:


"Before that, I had another SeaPro, but it had only two stern seats,
no
transom water dam. One fine day we were anchored close to the beach
just
north of Mayport when the wind shifted, and some big waves began
breaking just in front of and and the bow of the boat. We took two
substantial waves right over the bow, and I thought I was going to
lose
the boat. But I was able to cut the anchor line in a flash, start up
the
engine, and get the water to the stern, where it poured right over
the
transom."


"we were anchored close to the beach"
"big waves began breaking and and (over) the bow of the boat"
"took two substantial waves right over the bow"


Moron indeed. *I primarily boat inland, and I know better than that.


You forgot the critical clause, **** for brains...

"...when the wind shifted..."


Nice try, Mr. I Anchor Close To The Beach And Wonder Why Waves Fill My
Boat.

HK June 25th 09 06:17 PM

Pocketknife ban?
 
Jack wrote:
On Jun 25, 1:07 pm, HK wrote:
Jack wrote:
On Jun 25, 10:37 am, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 25, 10:15 am, HK wrote:
Jack wrote:
On Jun 25, 8:23 am, Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 07:44:18 -0400, John H
wrote:
Damn, just after I added one of these to my wish list,
http://tinyurl.com/nazmwt
the Obamania folks want to make them illegal:
http://tinyurl.com/nrhz89
We need another government agency to check everyone's pocket knives.
Jeeeesh.
See - this is what you get when you have people who have never hunted
or fished in their lives or understand why you would have to open a
knife with one hand.
I can open all my picket knifes with one hand including my Leatherman.
Time to start another campaign.
I know of one person here who would have swamped his boat if he'd had
a slow-to-open knife. He wouldn't have been able to cut away his
anchor "in a flash" that time he set anchor in breaking waves.
Who does that, anyway?
Not me. Obviously, not you, since you "boat" on a flat inland lake in,
ugh, South Carolina.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
You were either lying yesterday, or lying today, which is it?:
June 23 4:18 pm HK wrote:
"Before that, I had another SeaPro, but it had only two stern seats,
no
transom water dam. One fine day we were anchored close to the beach
just
north of Mayport when the wind shifted, and some big waves began
breaking just in front of and and the bow of the boat. We took two
substantial waves right over the bow, and I thought I was going to
lose
the boat. But I was able to cut the anchor line in a flash, start up
the
engine, and get the water to the stern, where it poured right over
the
transom."
"we were anchored close to the beach"
"big waves began breaking and and (over) the bow of the boat"
"took two substantial waves right over the bow"
Moron indeed. I primarily boat inland, and I know better than that.

You forgot the critical clause, **** for brains...

"...when the wind shifted..."


Nice try, Mr. I Anchor Close To The Beach And Wonder Why Waves Fill My
Boat.


I didn't define "close to the beach," Mr. Redneck. We were well outside
the area where the breakers usually were found. The incident was a
fluke, no harm was done. It wasn't as if I moved to the center of a
state once known as one of the last bastions of southern racism and
bigotry, so I could live in a house next to the interstate.

How's the noise and smell there, Jackoff?

Jim2424242 June 25th 09 06:21 PM

Pocketknife ban?
 
HK wrote:
Jack wrote:
On Jun 25, 10:37 am, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 25, 10:15 am, HK wrote:





Jack wrote:
On Jun 25, 8:23 am, Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 07:44:18 -0400, John H
wrote:
Damn, just after I added one of these to my wish list,
http://tinyurl.com/nazmwt
the Obamania folks want to make them illegal:
http://tinyurl.com/nrhz89
We need another government agency to check everyone's pocket knives.
Jeeeesh.
See - this is what you get when you have people who have never hunted
or fished in their lives or understand why you would have to open a
knife with one hand.
I can open all my picket knifes with one hand including my
Leatherman.
Time to start another campaign.
I know of one person here who would have swamped his boat if he'd had
a slow-to-open knife. He wouldn't have been able to cut away his
anchor "in a flash" that time he set anchor in breaking waves.
Who does that, anyway?
Not me. Obviously, not you, since you "boat" on a flat inland lake in,
ugh, South Carolina.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
You were either lying yesterday, or lying today, which is it?:

June 23 4:18 pm HK wrote:

"Before that, I had another SeaPro, but it had only two stern seats,
no
transom water dam. One fine day we were anchored close to the beach
just
north of Mayport when the wind shifted, and some big waves began
breaking just in front of and and the bow of the boat. We took two
substantial waves right over the bow, and I thought I was going to
lose
the boat. But I was able to cut the anchor line in a flash, start up
the
engine, and get the water to the stern, where it poured right over
the
transom."


"we were anchored close to the beach"
"big waves began breaking and and (over) the bow of the boat"
"took two substantial waves right over the bow"

Moron indeed. I primarily boat inland, and I know better than that.



You forgot the critical clause, **** for brains...

"...when the wind shifted..."

Nice try, though, Mr. I Live Right Next to an Interstate Highway.

Harry. That was very rude. Apologize to Jack.

Jim2424242 June 25th 09 06:28 PM

Pocketknife ban?
 
HK wrote:
JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 25, 10:16 am, HK wrote:
JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 25, 7:44 am, John H wrote:
Damn, just after I added one of these to my wish list,
http://tinyurl.com/nazmwt
the Obamania folks want to make them illegal:
http://tinyurl.com/nrhz89
We need another government agency to check everyone's pocket knives.
Jeeeesh.
--
John H
"HONK - if I'm paying your mortgage!"
This is rediculous.. Can't wait for January 2012...!!! Hopefully we
make it till then, there will be lots of work to do..
Ahh..."fresh" thoughts from Mr. Primitive. Tell us, what work are you
planning to do in the next few years, aside from ripping open disability
check envelopes?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


I don't get any disability, you must be projecting again...



No? Well, you'd certainly qualify for a disability pension for any
number of reasons.

Harry. You are a very sick individual.

Loogypicker[_2_] June 25th 09 07:01 PM

Pocketknife ban?
 
On Jun 25, 1:21*pm, Jim2424242 wrote:
HK wrote:
Jack wrote:
On Jun 25, 10:37 am, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 25, 10:15 am, HK wrote:


Jack wrote:
On Jun 25, 8:23 am, Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 07:44:18 -0400, John H
wrote:
Damn, just after I added one of these to my wish list,
http://tinyurl.com/nazmwt
the Obamania folks want to make them illegal:
http://tinyurl.com/nrhz89
We need another government agency to check everyone's pocket knives.
Jeeeesh.
See - this is what you get when you have people who have never hunted
or fished in their lives or understand why you would have to open a
knife with one hand.
I can open all my picket knifes with one hand including my
Leatherman.
Time to start another campaign.
I know of one person here who would have swamped his boat if he'd had
a slow-to-open knife. *He wouldn't have been able to cut away his
anchor "in a flash" that time he set anchor in breaking waves.
Who does that, anyway?
Not me. Obviously, not you, since you "boat" on a flat inland lake in,
ugh, South Carolina.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -
You were either lying yesterday, or lying today, which is it?:


June 23 4:18 pm HK wrote:


"Before that, I had another SeaPro, but it had only two stern seats,
no
transom water dam. One fine day we were anchored close to the beach
just
north of Mayport when the wind shifted, and some big waves began
breaking just in front of and and the bow of the boat. We took two
substantial waves right over the bow, and I thought I was going to
lose
the boat. But I was able to cut the anchor line in a flash, start up
the
engine, and get the water to the stern, where it poured right over
the
transom."


"we were anchored close to the beach"
"big waves began breaking and and (over) the bow of the boat"
"took two substantial waves right over the bow"


Moron indeed. *I primarily boat inland, and I know better than that.


You forgot the critical clause, **** for brains...


"...when the wind shifted..."


Nice try, though, Mr. I Live Right Next to an Interstate Highway.


Harry. That was very rude. Apologize to Jack.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


He's blowing a gasket trying to cover today's lies like a cat covering
****!

jps June 25th 09 08:12 PM

Pocketknife ban?
 
On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 11:01:01 -0400, HK wrote:

jps wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 10:16:55 -0400, HK wrote:

JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 25, 7:44 am, John H wrote:
Damn, just after I added one of these to my wish list,

http://tinyurl.com/nazmwt

the Obamania folks want to make them illegal:

http://tinyurl.com/nrhz89

We need another government agency to check everyone's pocket knives.

Jeeeesh.
--
John H

"HONK - if I'm paying your mortgage!"
This is rediculous.. Can't wait for January 2012...!!! Hopefully we
make it till then, there will be lots of work to do..

Ahh..."fresh" thoughts from Mr. Primitive. Tell us, what work are you
planning to do in the next few years, aside from ripping open disability
check envelopes?


By "lots of work" he means they'll have to re**** the country.

The Freak is awesome in his density.



Indeed, to its extent. But what he tries to pass off as his "thoughts"
aren't dissimilar to most of the righties here, and there are several
who are far more extremist than he is, and overtly racist.

One wonders who the Freak thinks will be the 2012 GOP nominee...the
field is thinning itself out without the expense and annoyances of
primaries.


He'd be smart to put his money on the Mormon.

jps June 25th 09 08:22 PM

Pocketknife ban?
 
On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 12:49:03 -0400, HK wrote:

JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 25, 10:16 am, HK wrote:
JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 25, 7:44 am, John H wrote:
Damn, just after I added one of these to my wish list,
http://tinyurl.com/nazmwt
the Obamania folks want to make them illegal:
http://tinyurl.com/nrhz89
We need another government agency to check everyone's pocket knives.
Jeeeesh.
--
John H
"HONK - if I'm paying your mortgage!"
This is rediculous.. Can't wait for January 2012...!!! Hopefully we
make it till then, there will be lots of work to do..
Ahh..."fresh" thoughts from Mr. Primitive. Tell us, what work are you
planning to do in the next few years, aside from ripping open disability
check envelopes?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


I don't get any disability, you must be projecting again...



No? Well, you'd certainly qualify for a disability pension for any
number of reasons.


Don't you have to work to earn a pension?

Do they just give it away for free to white folks?

John H[_2_] June 25th 09 08:23 PM

Pocketknife ban?
 
On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 08:51:15 -0600, "SteveB"
wrote:


"Don White" wrote in message
. ..

"John H" wrote in message
...
Damn, just after I added one of these to my wish list,

http://tinyurl.com/nazmwt

the Obamania folks want to make them illegal:

http://tinyurl.com/nrhz89

We need another government agency to check everyone's pocket knives.

Jeeeesh.
--
John H


Jeezus Christ. Is this site on drugs or what? Jumping around. Showing
commercials for Immodium after every paragraph. Dragging me all over the
Internet to site after site.

If you're going to post a story, pick one that just has the story, and not
all the flash and popups.

Sheesh.

Steve


Scroll down and read the article. No need to put up with anything.
--
John H

"HONK - if I'm paying your mortgage!"

John H[_2_] June 25th 09 08:24 PM

Pocketknife ban?
 
On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 12:13:55 -0400, wrote:

On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 07:44:18 -0400, John H
wrote:

Damn, just after I added one of these to my wish list,

http://tinyurl.com/nazmwt

the Obamania folks want to make them illegal:

http://tinyurl.com/nrhz89

We need another government agency to check everyone's pocket knives.

Jeeeesh.


This is stupid. If someone stabs you, who cares how many hands it took
to open the knife?
BTW I have never seen a shortage of switchblades. They sell them at
the flea market.
It is really unnecessary though. You can "flip" a Buck knife open if
you have the right wrist action. I can even do the little keychain
Buck I carry.


You'd better hope some liberal senator can't do that, or Bucks will
get added to the list.
--
John H

"HONK - if I'm paying your mortgage!"

HK June 25th 09 08:27 PM

Pocketknife ban?
 
jps wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 12:49:03 -0400, HK wrote:

JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 25, 10:16 am, HK wrote:
JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 25, 7:44 am, John H wrote:
Damn, just after I added one of these to my wish list,
http://tinyurl.com/nazmwt
the Obamania folks want to make them illegal:
http://tinyurl.com/nrhz89
We need another government agency to check everyone's pocket knives.
Jeeeesh.
--
John H
"HONK - if I'm paying your mortgage!"
This is rediculous.. Can't wait for January 2012...!!! Hopefully we
make it till then, there will be lots of work to do..
Ahh..."fresh" thoughts from Mr. Primitive. Tell us, what work are you
planning to do in the next few years, aside from ripping open disability
check envelopes?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -
I don't get any disability, you must be projecting again...


No? Well, you'd certainly qualify for a disability pension for any
number of reasons.


Don't you have to work to earn a pension?

Do they just give it away for free to white folks?




I think if you are mentally or physically handicapped, you can get
social security disability. There is or was a requirement for some sort
of work history. JustHateaFreak qualifies as mentally and physically
handicapped.


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