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HK June 25th 09 03:17 PM

Pocketknife ban?
 
Don White wrote:
"John H" wrote in message
...
Damn, just after I added one of these to my wish list,

http://tinyurl.com/nazmwt

the Obamania folks want to make them illegal:

http://tinyurl.com/nrhz89

We need another government agency to check everyone's pocket knives.

Jeeeesh.
--
John H



Thay just want to protect you from yourself. It's all in your best
interests.




Who would trust a mentally disabled, clumsy piece of crap like herring
with a pocketknife?

Loogypicker[_2_] June 25th 09 03:37 PM

Pocketknife ban?
 
On Jun 25, 10:15*am, HK wrote:
Jack wrote:
On Jun 25, 8:23 am, Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 07:44:18 -0400, John H
wrote:


Damn, just after I added one of these to my wish list,
http://tinyurl.com/nazmwt
the Obamania folks want to make them illegal:
http://tinyurl.com/nrhz89
We need another government agency to check everyone's pocket knives.
Jeeeesh.
See - this is what you get when you have people who have never hunted
or fished in their lives or understand why you would have to open a
knife with one hand.


I can open all my picket knifes with one hand including my Leatherman.


Time to start another campaign.


I know of one person here who would have swamped his boat if he'd had
a slow-to-open knife. *He wouldn't have been able to cut away his
anchor "in a flash" that time he set anchor in breaking waves.


Who does that, anyway?


Not me. Obviously, not you, since you "boat" on a flat inland lake in,
ugh, South Carolina.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


You were either lying yesterday, or lying today, which is it?:

June 23 4:18 pm HK wrote:

"Before that, I had another SeaPro, but it had only two stern seats,
no
transom water dam. One fine day we were anchored close to the beach
just
north of Mayport when the wind shifted, and some big waves began
breaking just in front of and and the bow of the boat. We took two
substantial waves right over the bow, and I thought I was going to
lose
the boat. But I was able to cut the anchor line in a flash, start up
the
engine, and get the water to the stern, where it poured right over
the
transom."


Jim2424242 June 25th 09 03:44 PM

Pocketknife ban?
 
HK wrote:
JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 25, 7:44 am, John H wrote:
Damn, just after I added one of these to my wish list,

http://tinyurl.com/nazmwt

the Obamania folks want to make them illegal:

http://tinyurl.com/nrhz89

We need another government agency to check everyone's pocket knives.

Jeeeesh.
--
John H

"HONK - if I'm paying your mortgage!"


This is rediculous.. Can't wait for January 2012...!!! Hopefully we
make it till then, there will be lots of work to do..



Ahh..."fresh" thoughts from Mr. Primitive. Tell us, what work are you
planning to do in the next few years, aside from ripping open disability
check envelopes?


IOW You have to fake working for several more years until SHE allows
you to retire.

SteveB[_2_] June 25th 09 03:51 PM

Pocketknife ban?
 

"Don White" wrote in message
...

"John H" wrote in message
...
Damn, just after I added one of these to my wish list,

http://tinyurl.com/nazmwt

the Obamania folks want to make them illegal:

http://tinyurl.com/nrhz89

We need another government agency to check everyone's pocket knives.

Jeeeesh.
--
John H


Jeezus Christ. Is this site on drugs or what? Jumping around. Showing
commercials for Immodium after every paragraph. Dragging me all over the
Internet to site after site.

If you're going to post a story, pick one that just has the story, and not
all the flash and popups.

Sheesh.

Steve



jps June 25th 09 03:52 PM

Pocketknife ban?
 
On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 10:16:55 -0400, HK wrote:

JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 25, 7:44 am, John H wrote:
Damn, just after I added one of these to my wish list,

http://tinyurl.com/nazmwt

the Obamania folks want to make them illegal:

http://tinyurl.com/nrhz89

We need another government agency to check everyone's pocket knives.

Jeeeesh.
--
John H

"HONK - if I'm paying your mortgage!"


This is rediculous.. Can't wait for January 2012...!!! Hopefully we
make it till then, there will be lots of work to do..



Ahh..."fresh" thoughts from Mr. Primitive. Tell us, what work are you
planning to do in the next few years, aside from ripping open disability
check envelopes?


By "lots of work" he means they'll have to re**** the country.

The Freak is awesome in his density.

HK June 25th 09 04:01 PM

Pocketknife ban?
 
jps wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 10:16:55 -0400, HK wrote:

JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 25, 7:44 am, John H wrote:
Damn, just after I added one of these to my wish list,

http://tinyurl.com/nazmwt

the Obamania folks want to make them illegal:

http://tinyurl.com/nrhz89

We need another government agency to check everyone's pocket knives.

Jeeeesh.
--
John H

"HONK - if I'm paying your mortgage!"
This is rediculous.. Can't wait for January 2012...!!! Hopefully we
make it till then, there will be lots of work to do..


Ahh..."fresh" thoughts from Mr. Primitive. Tell us, what work are you
planning to do in the next few years, aside from ripping open disability
check envelopes?


By "lots of work" he means they'll have to re**** the country.

The Freak is awesome in his density.



Indeed, to its extent. But what he tries to pass off as his "thoughts"
aren't dissimilar to most of the righties here, and there are several
who are far more extremist than he is, and overtly racist.

One wonders who the Freak thinks will be the 2012 GOP nominee...the
field is thinning itself out without the expense and annoyances of
primaries.

JustWaitAFrekinMinute! June 25th 09 04:09 PM

Pocketknife ban?
 
On Jun 25, 10:16*am, HK wrote:
JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 25, 7:44 am, John H wrote:
Damn, just after I added one of these to my wish list,


http://tinyurl.com/nazmwt


the Obamania folks want to make them illegal:


http://tinyurl.com/nrhz89


We need another government agency to check everyone's pocket knives.


Jeeeesh.
--
John H


"HONK - if I'm paying your mortgage!"


This is rediculous.. Can't wait for January 2012...!!! * Hopefully we
make it till then, there will be lots of work to do..


Ahh..."fresh" thoughts from Mr. Primitive. Tell us, what work are you
planning to do in the next few years, aside from ripping open disability
check envelopes?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


I don't get any disability, you must be projecting again...

HK June 25th 09 05:49 PM

Pocketknife ban?
 
JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 25, 10:16 am, HK wrote:
JustWaitAFrekinMinute! wrote:
On Jun 25, 7:44 am, John H wrote:
Damn, just after I added one of these to my wish list,
http://tinyurl.com/nazmwt
the Obamania folks want to make them illegal:
http://tinyurl.com/nrhz89
We need another government agency to check everyone's pocket knives.
Jeeeesh.
--
John H
"HONK - if I'm paying your mortgage!"
This is rediculous.. Can't wait for January 2012...!!! Hopefully we
make it till then, there will be lots of work to do..

Ahh..."fresh" thoughts from Mr. Primitive. Tell us, what work are you
planning to do in the next few years, aside from ripping open disability
check envelopes?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


I don't get any disability, you must be projecting again...



No? Well, you'd certainly qualify for a disability pension for any
number of reasons.

Jack[_3_] June 25th 09 05:59 PM

Pocketknife ban?
 
On Jun 25, 10:37*am, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 25, 10:15*am, HK wrote:





Jack wrote:
On Jun 25, 8:23 am, Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 07:44:18 -0400, John H
wrote:


Damn, just after I added one of these to my wish list,
http://tinyurl.com/nazmwt
the Obamania folks want to make them illegal:
http://tinyurl.com/nrhz89
We need another government agency to check everyone's pocket knives..
Jeeeesh.
See - this is what you get when you have people who have never hunted
or fished in their lives or understand why you would have to open a
knife with one hand.


I can open all my picket knifes with one hand including my Leatherman.


HK June 25th 09 06:07 PM

Pocketknife ban?
 
Jack wrote:
On Jun 25, 10:37 am, Loogypicker wrote:
On Jun 25, 10:15 am, HK wrote:





Jack wrote:
On Jun 25, 8:23 am, Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
On Thu, 25 Jun 2009 07:44:18 -0400, John H
wrote:
Damn, just after I added one of these to my wish list,
http://tinyurl.com/nazmwt
the Obamania folks want to make them illegal:
http://tinyurl.com/nrhz89
We need another government agency to check everyone's pocket knives.
Jeeeesh.
See - this is what you get when you have people who have never hunted
or fished in their lives or understand why you would have to open a
knife with one hand.
I can open all my picket knifes with one hand including my Leatherman.
Time to start another campaign.
I know of one person here who would have swamped his boat if he'd had
a slow-to-open knife. He wouldn't have been able to cut away his
anchor "in a flash" that time he set anchor in breaking waves.
Who does that, anyway?
Not me. Obviously, not you, since you "boat" on a flat inland lake in,
ugh, South Carolina.- Hide quoted text -
- Show quoted text -

You were either lying yesterday, or lying today, which is it?:

June 23 4:18 pm HK wrote:

"Before that, I had another SeaPro, but it had only two stern seats,
no
transom water dam. One fine day we were anchored close to the beach
just
north of Mayport when the wind shifted, and some big waves began
breaking just in front of and and the bow of the boat. We took two
substantial waves right over the bow, and I thought I was going to
lose
the boat. But I was able to cut the anchor line in a flash, start up
the
engine, and get the water to the stern, where it poured right over
the
transom."


"we were anchored close to the beach"
"big waves began breaking and and (over) the bow of the boat"
"took two substantial waves right over the bow"

Moron indeed. I primarily boat inland, and I know better than that.



You forgot the critical clause, **** for brains...

"...when the wind shifted..."

Nice try, though, Mr. I Live Right Next to an Interstate Highway.


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