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Jim2242 June 18th 09 01:05 PM

My Excellent Adventures
 
D.Duck wrote:
"Jim222" wrote in message
...
HK wrote:
Wizard of Woodstock wrote:

Anything else you'd like to know?

Su

Please explain why certain models of Husqvarna lawn/garden tractors exist
even though you claim they never were manufactured.

When you finish explaining that, please explain why you put an outboard
with a 25" lower unit on a boat with a 20" transom.

When you finish explaining that, please explain how that outboard can be
*so* efficient, it burns about half the fuel competing outboards would on
the same boat and under the same operating conditions.

Oh, and is your bipolar disorder under control now?



That's sure to get you back in Tom's good graces.
BTW You forgot to wish me happy birthday yesterday.
Cheers



Belated Happy Birthday......


Thank you Mr. Duck. I was at Disney yesterday. Do you think I might have
seen you?

Jim2242 June 18th 09 01:06 PM

My Excellent Adventures
 
Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 06:28:43 -0400, Jim222
wrote:

HK wrote:
Wizard of Woodstock wrote:

Anything else you'd like to know?

Su

Please explain why certain models of Husqvarna lawn/garden tractors
exist even though you claim they never were manufactured.

When you finish explaining that, please explain why you put an outboard
with a 25" lower unit on a boat with a 20" transom.

When you finish explaining that, please explain how that outboard can be
*so* efficient, it burns about half the fuel competing outboards would
on the same boat and under the same operating conditions.

Oh, and is your bipolar disorder under control now?

That's sure to get you back in Tom's good graces.


He'll have his chance - I'm going to stop by his place tomorrow
evening just to say hi - maybe get a tour of his ranch or whatever it
is.

BTW You forgot to wish me happy birthday yesterday.


I'm sorry -

Happy Birthday Squid Jim.

Cheers


Back at 'cha.


Thank you, Marine.

Jim2242 June 18th 09 01:09 PM

My Excellent Adventures
 
John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 07:30:22 -0400, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 06:28:43 -0400, Jim222
wrote:

HK wrote:
Wizard of Woodstock wrote:

Anything else you'd like to know?

Su

Please explain why certain models of Husqvarna lawn/garden tractors
exist even though you claim they never were manufactured.

When you finish explaining that, please explain why you put an outboard
with a 25" lower unit on a boat with a 20" transom.

When you finish explaining that, please explain how that outboard can be
*so* efficient, it burns about half the fuel competing outboards would
on the same boat and under the same operating conditions.

Oh, and is your bipolar disorder under control now?
That's sure to get you back in Tom's good graces.

He'll have his chance - I'm going to stop by his place tomorrow
evening just to say hi - maybe get a tour of his ranch or whatever it
is.

BTW You forgot to wish me happy birthday yesterday.

I'm sorry -

Happy Birthday Squid Jim.

Cheers

Back at 'cha.


Be sure and get a tour of the barn.
--
John H

I once shook hands with a pudgy guy who:

Sailed from San Francisco to Hawaii.
Rounded Cape Horn, twice.
Transited the Panama Canal.
Has owned more than 20 boats in his lifetime.
Sailed large boats competitively.
Has been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under his command.

And who set a new record for the most distance covered and fish caught in the Chesapeake Bay in the shortest time!


Was that a hello handshake or a goodbye handshake? I think I know, but I
need confirmation.

John H[_2_] June 18th 09 01:20 PM

My Excellent Adventures
 
On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 08:09:48 -0400, Jim2242
wrote:

John H wrote:
On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 07:30:22 -0400, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 06:28:43 -0400, Jim222
wrote:

HK wrote:
Wizard of Woodstock wrote:

Anything else you'd like to know?

Su

Please explain why certain models of Husqvarna lawn/garden tractors
exist even though you claim they never were manufactured.

When you finish explaining that, please explain why you put an outboard
with a 25" lower unit on a boat with a 20" transom.

When you finish explaining that, please explain how that outboard can be
*so* efficient, it burns about half the fuel competing outboards would
on the same boat and under the same operating conditions.

Oh, and is your bipolar disorder under control now?
That's sure to get you back in Tom's good graces.
He'll have his chance - I'm going to stop by his place tomorrow
evening just to say hi - maybe get a tour of his ranch or whatever it
is.

BTW You forgot to wish me happy birthday yesterday.
I'm sorry -

Happy Birthday Squid Jim.

Cheers
Back at 'cha.


Be sure and get a tour of the barn.
--
John H

I once shook hands with a pudgy guy who:

Sailed from San Francisco to Hawaii.
Rounded Cape Horn, twice.
Transited the Panama Canal.
Has owned more than 20 boats in his lifetime.
Sailed large boats competitively.
Has been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under his command.

And who set a new record for the most distance covered and fish caught in the Chesapeake Bay in the shortest time!


Was that a hello handshake or a goodbye handshake? I think I know, but I
need confirmation.


Uh, both. It was the handshake that ensured I'd never spend a whole,
long day on a very small 25' boat with the man. (Or even on a 36'
Lobsta boat, for that matter.)
--
John H

I once shook hands with a pudgy guy who:

Sailed from San Francisco to Hawaii.
Rounded Cape Horn, twice.
Transited the Panama Canal.
Has owned more than 20 boats in his lifetime.
Sailed large boats competitively.
Has been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under his command.

And who set a new record for the most distance covered
and most fish caught in the Chesapeake Bay in the shortest
time!

Jim2242 June 18th 09 02:21 PM

My Excellent Adventures
 
John H wrote:

I once shook hands with a pudgy guy who:

Sailed from San Francisco to Hawaii.
Rounded Cape Horn, twice.
Transited the Panama Canal.
Has owned more than 20 boats in his lifetime.
Sailed large boats competitively.
Has been hundreds of miles from land in a powerboat
under his command.

And who set a new record for the most distance covered and fish caught in the Chesapeake Bay in the shortest time!

Was that a hello handshake or a goodbye handshake? I think I know, but I
need confirmation.


Uh, both. It was the handshake that ensured I'd never spend a whole,
long day on a very small 25' boat with the man. (Or even on a 36'
Lobsta boat, for that matter.)
--
John H


Understood. Nobody straight person wants to receive a limp wristed
handshake.

Scott Dickson June 18th 09 05:55 PM

My Excellent Adventures
 
On Jun 18, 3:20*am, GC Boater wrote:
Yer point being?


My "point being" is that the author of those claims is a lying piece
of ****.


Look at Loogys sock-puppet, like I said.... "going into overdrive", as
predicted.

D.Duck June 18th 09 05:56 PM

My Excellent Adventures
 

"Jim2242" wrote in message
...
D.Duck wrote:
"Jim222" wrote in message
...
HK wrote:
Wizard of Woodstock wrote:

Anything else you'd like to know?

Su

Please explain why certain models of Husqvarna lawn/garden tractors
exist even though you claim they never were manufactured.

When you finish explaining that, please explain why you put an outboard
with a 25" lower unit on a boat with a 20" transom.

When you finish explaining that, please explain how that outboard can
be *so* efficient, it burns about half the fuel competing outboards
would on the same boat and under the same operating conditions.

Oh, and is your bipolar disorder under control now?



That's sure to get you back in Tom's good graces.
BTW You forgot to wish me happy birthday yesterday.
Cheers



Belated Happy Birthday......

Thank you Mr. Duck. I was at Disney yesterday. Do you think I might have
seen you?


If you looked about 50 miles to the NW, maybe.



Loogypicker[_2_] June 18th 09 06:17 PM

My Excellent Adventures
 
On Jun 18, 12:55*pm, Scott Dickson wrote:
On Jun 18, 3:20*am, GC Boater wrote:

Yer point being?


My "point being" is that the author of those claims is a lying piece
of ****.


Look at Loogys sock-puppet, like I said.... "going into overdrive", as
predicted.


Do you believe Harry's tales? Yes or no will suffice.

Jim2242 June 18th 09 06:29 PM

My Excellent Adventures
 
D.Duck wrote:
"Jim2242" wrote in message
...
D.Duck wrote:
"Jim222" wrote in message
...
HK wrote:
Wizard of Woodstock wrote:

Anything else you'd like to know?
Su

Please explain why certain models of Husqvarna lawn/garden tractors
exist even though you claim they never were manufactured.

When you finish explaining that, please explain why you put an outboard
with a 25" lower unit on a boat with a 20" transom.

When you finish explaining that, please explain how that outboard can
be *so* efficient, it burns about half the fuel competing outboards
would on the same boat and under the same operating conditions.

Oh, and is your bipolar disorder under control now?



That's sure to get you back in Tom's good graces.
BTW You forgot to wish me happy birthday yesterday.
Cheers

Belated Happy Birthday......

Thank you Mr. Duck. I was at Disney yesterday. Do you think I might have
seen you?


If you looked about 50 miles to the NW, maybe.


My eyesight aint that good.

Wasn't there a big tornado that passed through your area a couple of
years ago?

John H[_2_] June 18th 09 06:40 PM

My Excellent Adventures
 
On Thu, 18 Jun 2009 12:56:07 -0400, "D.Duck" wrote:

Dear Duck,

http://tinyurl.com/676s9m


--

John H


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