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Stolen Little Johnny Joke
On Jun 13, 5:02*pm, "Don White" wrote:
"John H" wrote in message ... * * * * * * *LITTLE JOHNNY MEETS BARACK OBAMA * * Barack Obama was visiting a primary school last week and visited one of the 4th grade classes. * * The class was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings, so the teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy.' * * So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy.' * * Billy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'' No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident.' * * Sara raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, *that would be a tragedy. I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. *'That's what we would call great loss.' * * The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?' * * Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: 'If the plane *carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to *smithereens that would be a tragedy.' * * 'Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right! And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?' * * Well,' says the boy, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss....and it probably wouldn't be an accident either.' -- John H Forwarded to Home Security....................- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - What is "Home Security" dumb ass? |
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