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jps June 9th 09 09:34 PM

al-Qaeda terrorists kidnap Obama teleprompter
 
On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:37:15 -0400, Johnson
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 08 Jun 2009 15:07:41 -0400, Johnson
wrote:

HK wrote:

Only yesterday he claimed the model Husqie garden tractor I have doesn't
exist
Today, I still would postulate that the Husqie garden tractor you claim
to have doesn't exist.

Johnson


"Johnson" is from someplace else. Maybe from a northenr european
country. He has specific knowledge of lawn equipment and models
available in foreign markets. He hates his home country because
they're all liberals. That's why he moved to the states but he's sad
because he's a conservative and can't vote.

And, his Johnson is bigger than your Johnson.


Ah, still smarting from your smackdown I see.

Johnson.


I must've missed that.

You're referring to me figuring out that you can't vote in the US?

HK June 9th 09 09:53 PM

al-Qaeda terrorists kidnap Obama teleprompter
 
jps wrote:
On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:37:15 -0400, Johnson
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 08 Jun 2009 15:07:41 -0400, Johnson
wrote:

HK wrote:

Only yesterday he claimed the model Husqie garden tractor I have doesn't
exist
Today, I still would postulate that the Husqie garden tractor you claim
to have doesn't exist.

Johnson
"Johnson" is from someplace else. Maybe from a northenr european
country. He has specific knowledge of lawn equipment and models
available in foreign markets. He hates his home country because
they're all liberals. That's why he moved to the states but he's sad
because he's a conservative and can't vote.

And, his Johnson is bigger than your Johnson.

Ah, still smarting from your smackdown I see.

Johnson.


I must've missed that.

You're referring to me figuring out that you can't vote in the US?



You gotta love retardos like "Johnson" for their chutzpah and stupidity,
their ability to delude themselves into thinking they've won an
argument, and, finally, their penchant for congratulating themselves.
Reminds me of JustHate, Loogy, FloridaJim.



--
The modern GOP is little more than an army of moral absolutists led by a
gang of moral nihilists.

Johnson June 10th 09 12:17 AM

al-Qaeda terrorists kidnap Obama teleprompter
 
HK wrote:

You gotta love retardos like "Johnson" for their chutzpah and stupidity,
their ability to delude themselves into thinking they've won an
argument, and, finally, their penchant for congratulating themselves.
Reminds me of JustHate, Loogy, FloridaJim.


Actually, it rather reminds me of yourself.

Johnson

Johnson June 10th 09 12:18 AM

al-Qaeda terrorists kidnap Obama teleprompter
 
jps wrote:

You're referring to me figuring out that you can't vote in the US?


Ah, still deluded as ever I see.

Johnson

Johnson June 10th 09 12:24 AM

Speaking of tractors or lawnmowers
 
Eisboch wrote:

Something I found out about commercial rated versus residential types.

A few years back I bought a Scag commercial mower. The difference is
the blade tip speed.
Residential type mowers are restricted by federal regulations to some
maximum tip speed at full throttle.

Commercial types are not, and the tip speed of the blade is typically
much higher. Makes for better cuts and smaller mulch.

Eisboch



Just curious where you heard this.

I checked today with with my lawn mower repair shop, a place with some
old grease monkeys who've been around awhile. They said it's not true.
Said it was an internet rumor.

Johnson

[email protected] June 10th 09 12:35 AM

Speaking of tractors or lawnmowers
 
On Jun 9, 7:24*pm, Johnson wrote:
Eisboch wrote:

Something I found out about commercial rated versus residential types.


A few years back I bought a Scag commercial mower. *The difference is
the blade tip speed.
Residential type mowers are restricted by federal regulations to some
maximum tip speed at full throttle.


Commercial types are not, and the tip speed of the blade is typically
much higher. *Makes for better cuts and smaller mulch.


Eisboch


Just curious where you heard this.

I checked today with with my lawn mower repair shop, a place with some
old grease monkeys who've been around awhile. They said it's not true.
Said it was an internet rumor.

Johnson


Harry's mower is special, he has special permission to own a machine
that is not constrained by silly safety rules every one else needs to
deal with... It was built for him personally by NASA with the
oversight of the Husky Corp top R+D guy himself... They gave it to him
free, because he is such a great guy... Just ask him;)

Johnson June 10th 09 12:43 AM

Speaking of tractors or lawnmowers
 
wrote:
On Jun 9, 7:24 pm, Johnson wrote:
Eisboch wrote:

Something I found out about commercial rated versus residential types.
A few years back I bought a Scag commercial mower. The difference is
the blade tip speed.
Residential type mowers are restricted by federal regulations to some
maximum tip speed at full throttle.
Commercial types are not, and the tip speed of the blade is typically
much higher. Makes for better cuts and smaller mulch.
Eisboch

Just curious where you heard this.

I checked today with with my lawn mower repair shop, a place with some
old grease monkeys who've been around awhile. They said it's not true.
Said it was an internet rumor.

Johnson


Harry's mower is special, he has special permission to own a machine
that is not constrained by silly safety rules every one else needs to
deal with... It was built for him personally by NASA with the
oversight of the Husky Corp top R+D guy himself... They gave it to him
free, because he is such a great guy... Just ask him;)


Ummm, I was responding to Eisboch who made a statement about commercial
mowers vs. residential mowers.

While I am inclined to agree with you that in HK's world, everything he
possesses is special, better, and more liberal than yours and mine, I
truly am interested in whether commercial mowers spin their blades
faster than residential ones.

Johnson

jps June 10th 09 12:47 AM

al-Qaeda terrorists kidnap Obama teleprompter
 
On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:18:22 -0400, Johnson
wrote:

jps wrote:

You're referring to me figuring out that you can't vote in the US?


Ah, still deluded as ever I see.

Johnson


Ah, still obfuscating I see. Can you vote in US elections?

Johnson June 10th 09 12:52 AM

al-Qaeda terrorists kidnap Obama teleprompter
 
jps wrote:
On Tue, 09 Jun 2009 19:18:22 -0400, Johnson
wrote:

jps wrote:

You're referring to me figuring out that you can't vote in the US?

Ah, still deluded as ever I see.

Johnson


Ah, still obfuscating I see. Can you vote in US elections?


If I said yes, you'd still chant the same mantra.

Carry on.

Johnson

Eisboch[_4_] June 10th 09 12:52 AM

Speaking of tractors or lawnmowers
 

"Johnson" wrote in message
...
Eisboch wrote:

Something I found out about commercial rated versus residential types.

A few years back I bought a Scag commercial mower. The difference is the
blade tip speed.
Residential type mowers are restricted by federal regulations to some
maximum tip speed at full throttle.

Commercial types are not, and the tip speed of the blade is typically
much higher. Makes for better cuts and smaller mulch.

Eisboch



Just curious where you heard this.

I checked today with with my lawn mower repair shop, a place with some old
grease monkeys who've been around awhile. They said it's not true. Said it
was an internet rumor.

Johnson



Scag dealer and also confirmed by our landscaper who obviously only buys
commercial equipment. He's the one who recommended that I buy a commercial
mower for the purpose I needed (mowing large horse paddocks).

The residential tip speed limit is a federal regulation. I forget what it
is exactly, but something like 1750 feet/min rings a bell.

Eisboch



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