On Wed, 27 May 2009 13:46:37 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:

On Wed, 27 May 2009 12:10:11 -0400, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:


"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

Beautiful - simple beautiful.

But confusing if you get lost, even when you're making good time.
My personal favorite shortie is Henny's "Take my wife....please."

It was Billy Crystal who I first heard this from but I imagine the
origins are older...

Manny, upon discovering his best friend in bed with his wife said:

"Saul, I have to... but you?"