Florida Boating [NOT}
 

Don White wrote:
"jps" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 22 May 2009 14:02:38 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:



Actually I did not say anything, that Don had not already said about his
son. My comment had NOTHING to do with Don's son, but the way Don
raised the boy.
Using personal admissions against someone is bad form, bad
sportsmanship and pretty stanky.

Along with his many other faults...Waylon is a bald-faced liar.
The only things I said about my son was in a jovial 'what can you do with
them' kind of comments about him buying his favourite brand of beer for my
fathers Day present last year..... and then his drinking of same.
Over the years he may have drank the equivalent of a case of my beer from my
fridge.
Waylon is taking the usual crap from the likes of DK, LooneyTunes, JustHate
etc and re-gurgitated it as gospel.
My son has turned out quite well...liked and respected at his place of work
and promoted over 10 other applicants, some with much longer experience.
He'll do fine.




Reggie is a turd. Period. Also a pussy. Oh...and remember when he was
pimping his alleged son's alleged girlfriend?

Florida Boating [NOT}
 

On Fri, 22 May 2009 11:24:39 -0700, jps wrote:

On Fri, 22 May 2009 14:02:38 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:



Actually I did not say anything, that Don had not already said about his
son. My comment had NOTHING to do with Don's son, but the way Don
raised the boy.

Using personal admissions against someone is bad form, bad
sportsmanship and pretty stanky.

But it's OK if your buds Harry and Donnie do so.

WAFH!
--

John H

"My reading of history convinces me that most bad government
results from too much government."

Thomas Jefferson

Florida Boating [NOT}
 

On Fri, 22 May 2009 13:36:05 -0700, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 21 May 2009 23:20:13 -0700, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 21 May 2009 08:34:32 -0400, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Thu, 21 May 2009 08:19:37 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
On Thu, 21 May 2009 07:56:32 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
On Thu, 21 May 2009 07:19:15 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III,
Esq."
wrote:

Not only have I lived on 3 continents. I have been boating and
sailing
all over, including lakes smaller than Lanier, all the Great
Lakes,
except for Superior, the Atlantic and the Caribbean.

Yes, but have you rounded the Horn in a 12 foot dinghy when your
Zimmerman lobster boat sank fighting 100 foot seas and 200 mph
winds
arriving in New York to a fire boat welcome being towed by a pod of
Orcas that you personally trained after repelling pirates and
fending
off a 27 foot Great White shark who mistook your boat for a seal?

Oh, did I forget to mention that? ;)

Well yes - you did.

But I'll bet you never sailed to Hawaii on a inflatable kiddie pool
using a sail made of woven kelp leaves and hung on a telephone pole
you found floating half way after you got tired of battling a Pacific
typhoon and giant waves by way of Japan dressed only in a Speedo
feeding youself along the way using fine German screwdrivers bent
into
hooks to catch giant Green Marlin and Blue Whales arriving to dancing
dolphins who sang in a language only you could understand while
rainbows flooded the sky with light as a beautiful Polynesian
Princess
took your virginity at the age of 12 in celebration of your
incredible
adventure.

Did I ever tell you about the time I was attacked by a Tostito?

Or was that a Dorito?

I am not sure, but it was one angry salty snack.

Lay's Classic potato chips - those things are dangerous.

They sneak up on you with mind control - you can't eat just one.

There's a poster here who is much too modest to admit this, but once
he built a boat out of stale Cheetos - sails, boat, masts, stays -
everything and sailed it to Antarctica to save a party of German
explorers who lost all their fine screwdrivers and BMW snowmobiles
all the time making observations of the natural behavior of penguins
which was made in a Oscar winning movie - "Penguins - Not in
Madagascar" while authoring a best selling auto-biography in his spare
time - "A Fireboat Welcomes Me".

Manic asshole are two words that come to mind.

Humor impaired comes to mind.

No worries, I have plenty of humor.

Some humor wears thin pretty quick.

Looking at your posts? Humor challenged.

You don't read real good.

Florida Boating [NOT}
 

Don White wrote:
"jps" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 22 May 2009 14:02:38 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:



Actually I did not say anything, that Don had not already said about his
son. My comment had NOTHING to do with Don's son, but the way Don
raised the boy.
Using personal admissions against someone is bad form, bad
sportsmanship and pretty stanky.

Along with his many other faults...Waylon is a bald-faced liar.
The only things I said about my son was in a jovial 'what can you do with
them' kind of comments about him buying his favourite brand of beer for my
fathers Day present last year..... and then his drinking of same.
Over the years he may have drank the equivalent of a case of my beer from my
fridge.
Waylon is taking the usual crap from the likes of DK, LooneyTunes, JustHate
etc and re-gurgitated it as gospel.
My son has turned out quite well...liked and respected at his place of work
and promoted over 10 other applicants, some with much longer experience.
He'll do fine.



What's taking him so long? He should have been doing "fine" years ago
and in his own dwelling. You are his sad, dumb, doormat.

Florida Boating [NOT}
 

Don White wrote:
"John H" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 22 May 2009 11:24:39 -0700, jps wrote:

On Fri, 22 May 2009 14:02:38 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:



Actually I did not say anything, that Don had not already said about his
son. My comment had NOTHING to do with Don's son, but the way Don
raised the boy.
Using personal admissions against someone is bad form, bad
sportsmanship and pretty stanky.
But it's OK if your buds Harry and Donnie do so.

WAFH!
--

John H


When did I ever trash your daughter Johnny.
Please google up the post.



Where in this thread did he mention is daughter, dummy?

Florida Boating [NOT}
 

On Fri, 22 May 2009 20:05:13 -0400, DK wrote:

Don White wrote:
"jps" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 22 May 2009 14:02:38 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:



Actually I did not say anything, that Don had not already said about his
son. My comment had NOTHING to do with Don's son, but the way Don
raised the boy.
Using personal admissions against someone is bad form, bad
sportsmanship and pretty stanky.

Along with his many other faults...Waylon is a bald-faced liar.
The only things I said about my son was in a jovial 'what can you do with
them' kind of comments about him buying his favourite brand of beer for my
fathers Day present last year..... and then his drinking of same.
Over the years he may have drank the equivalent of a case of my beer from my
fridge.
Waylon is taking the usual crap from the likes of DK, LooneyTunes, JustHate
etc and re-gurgitated it as gospel.
My son has turned out quite well...liked and respected at his place of work
and promoted over 10 other applicants, some with much longer experience.
He'll do fine.



What's taking him so long? He should have been doing "fine" years ago
and in his own dwelling. You are his sad, dumb, doormat.

Why's it any of your business, prick?

Florida Boating [NOT}
 

On Fri, 22 May 2009 20:07:18 -0400, DK wrote:

Don White wrote:
"John H" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 22 May 2009 11:24:39 -0700, jps wrote:

On Fri, 22 May 2009 14:02:38 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:



Actually I did not say anything, that Don had not already said about his
son. My comment had NOTHING to do with Don's son, but the way Don
raised the boy.
Using personal admissions against someone is bad form, bad
sportsmanship and pretty stanky.
But it's OK if your buds Harry and Donnie do so.

WAFH!
--

John H


When did I ever trash your daughter Johnny.
Please google up the post.


Where in this thread did he mention is daughter, dummy?

None too bright, eh ****hauler? Havin' hard time connectin' the dots?

Florida Boating [NOT}
 

"jps" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 22 May 2009 13:36:05 -0700, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
. ..
On Thu, 21 May 2009 23:20:13 -0700, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
m...
On Thu, 21 May 2009 08:34:32 -0400, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Thu, 21 May 2009 08:19:37 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
On Thu, 21 May 2009 07:56:32 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III,
Esq."
wrote:

Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
On Thu, 21 May 2009 07:19:15 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III,
Esq."
wrote:

Not only have I lived on 3 continents. I have been boating and
sailing
all over, including lakes smaller than Lanier, all the Great
Lakes,
except for Superior, the Atlantic and the Caribbean.

Yes, but have you rounded the Horn in a 12 foot dinghy when your
Zimmerman lobster boat sank fighting 100 foot seas and 200 mph
winds
arriving in New York to a fire boat welcome being towed by a pod
of
Orcas that you personally trained after repelling pirates and
fending
off a 27 foot Great White shark who mistook your boat for a seal?

Oh, did I forget to mention that? ;)

Well yes - you did.

But I'll bet you never sailed to Hawaii on a inflatable kiddie pool
using a sail made of woven kelp leaves and hung on a telephone pole
you found floating half way after you got tired of battling a
Pacific
typhoon and giant waves by way of Japan dressed only in a Speedo
feeding youself along the way using fine German screwdrivers bent
into
hooks to catch giant Green Marlin and Blue Whales arriving to
dancing
dolphins who sang in a language only you could understand while
rainbows flooded the sky with light as a beautiful Polynesian
Princess
took your virginity at the age of 12 in celebration of your
incredible
adventure.

Did I ever tell you about the time I was attacked by a Tostito?

Or was that a Dorito?

I am not sure, but it was one angry salty snack.

Lay's Classic potato chips - those things are dangerous.

They sneak up on you with mind control - you can't eat just one.

There's a poster here who is much too modest to admit this, but once
he built a boat out of stale Cheetos - sails, boat, masts, stays -
everything and sailed it to Antarctica to save a party of German
explorers who lost all their fine screwdrivers and BMW snowmobiles
all the time making observations of the natural behavior of penguins
which was made in a Oscar winning movie - "Penguins - Not in
Madagascar" while authoring a best selling auto-biography in his spare
time - "A Fireboat Welcomes Me".

Manic asshole are two words that come to mind.

Humor impaired comes to mind.

No worries, I have plenty of humor.

Some humor wears thin pretty quick.

Looking at your posts? Humor challenged.

You don't read real good.

Great reading skills. You are humor challenged.

Florida Boating [NOT}
 

On Fri, 22 May 2009 21:49:30 -0700, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
.. .
On Fri, 22 May 2009 13:36:05 -0700, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 21 May 2009 23:20:13 -0700, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


"jps" wrote in message
om...
On Thu, 21 May 2009 08:34:32 -0400, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Thu, 21 May 2009 08:19:37 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
On Thu, 21 May 2009 07:56:32 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III,
Esq."
wrote:

Wizard of Woodstock wrote:
On Thu, 21 May 2009 07:19:15 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III,
Esq."
wrote:

Not only have I lived on 3 continents. I have been boating and
sailing
all over, including lakes smaller than Lanier, all the Great
Lakes,
except for Superior, the Atlantic and the Caribbean.

Yes, but have you rounded the Horn in a 12 foot dinghy when your
Zimmerman lobster boat sank fighting 100 foot seas and 200 mph
winds
arriving in New York to a fire boat welcome being towed by a pod
of
Orcas that you personally trained after repelling pirates and
fending
off a 27 foot Great White shark who mistook your boat for a seal?

Oh, did I forget to mention that? ;)

Well yes - you did.

But I'll bet you never sailed to Hawaii on a inflatable kiddie pool
using a sail made of woven kelp leaves and hung on a telephone pole
you found floating half way after you got tired of battling a
Pacific
typhoon and giant waves by way of Japan dressed only in a Speedo
feeding youself along the way using fine German screwdrivers bent
into
hooks to catch giant Green Marlin and Blue Whales arriving to
dancing
dolphins who sang in a language only you could understand while
rainbows flooded the sky with light as a beautiful Polynesian
Princess
took your virginity at the age of 12 in celebration of your
incredible
adventure.

Did I ever tell you about the time I was attacked by a Tostito?

Or was that a Dorito?

I am not sure, but it was one angry salty snack.

Lay's Classic potato chips - those things are dangerous.

They sneak up on you with mind control - you can't eat just one.

There's a poster here who is much too modest to admit this, but once
he built a boat out of stale Cheetos - sails, boat, masts, stays -
everything and sailed it to Antarctica to save a party of German
explorers who lost all their fine screwdrivers and BMW snowmobiles
all the time making observations of the natural behavior of penguins
which was made in a Oscar winning movie - "Penguins - Not in
Madagascar" while authoring a best selling auto-biography in his spare
time - "A Fireboat Welcomes Me".

Manic asshole are two words that come to mind.

Humor impaired comes to mind.

No worries, I have plenty of humor.

Some humor wears thin pretty quick.

Looking at your posts? Humor challenged.

You don't read real good.

Great reading skills. You are humor challenged.

We have differing opinions. When you're being homaged for something
stupid, I guarantee you'll come up short on the humor front.

Florida Boating [NOT}
 

"Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq." wrote in message
...
Wayne.B wrote:
Arguably one of the most beautiful bodies of water in the world:

http://share.findmespot.com/shared/faces/viewspots.jsp?glId=0utTAiadygIUkT4LIXeoYfKADAn2Dkz os

Well, I am so stupid, at first I thought that was a map of the west coast
of Florida, and I am going, well it looks like he is boating to me.


Didn't the word "Glacier" do anything for you? No glaciers anywhere near
Florida.


--
Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.

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