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jps June 3rd 09 01:38 AM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:43:06 -0400, D K
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:59:06 -0400, D K
wrote:


I do recognize a low **** when I see one and you're the lowest.

Your father either beat you too hard or not enough.
Yeah, that's probably it, moron.


Nuzzle your nose right between my cheeks while I blow you silly ****.


WTF?


Exactly.

[email protected] June 3rd 09 02:48 PM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
On Jun 2, 7:45*pm, D K wrote:
Don White wrote:
"jps" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:17:04 -0400, HK wrote:


jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:03:34 -0400, D K
wrote:


jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:05:01 -0700, jps wrote:


Clearly stolen by Ruggie but lacking attribution.
THE INSULT FILE VERSION 6.12
for the latest version of this file,
go to [ HTTP://WWW.GUYMACON.COM/INSULT/ ]
Wow. *You spent over a half hour of your pathetic life to find that?


Carry on, bozo...
Hey, the ****ing **** is home from work everybody!


How did the **** hauling go today? *Big takings?


Are you the designated responder to Freddy Krueger's brother?
Is that his name, Krueger?


That's his name and haunting/stalking decent folk is his game.


I bet you giggled like your drunken boy when you hit send on that one,
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I agree with this post.

John H[_2_] June 3rd 09 03:38 PM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 14:37:25 -0400, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 23:08:32 -0400, BAR wrote:

Zombie of Woodstock wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:39:35 -0400, BAR wrote:

Zombie of Woodstock wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:27:16 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:44:00 -0400, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."
wrote:

jps wrote:
He's a victim of middle class morals. The dog is trained in the same.
I have no problems with profanity, it just sounds childish when you use
it in every sentence. Trust me, you calling everyone a **** does
nothing to help your case...
I've called one person a **** and deservedly so.

Now, let's get back to the point. Is your dog trained in middle class
morals as I've speculated?
First of all, it is dogs, and neither one of them are middle class. My
dogs are not plebeian, strictly upper crust morals for those mongrels.
Speaking of dogs, this afternoon one of the local guys who breeds
Doberman's invited me to look over his new brood of pups - he's got a
couple that are "odd man out" - color is a little off and one is a
runt.

Now that I'm without a doggie around the house, I'm seriously thinking
of the runt - maybe the other odd ball to keep her company.

I have to practice my speech to Mrs. Wave when she gets home. :)

I love Dobermans.
Just tell here that you had to take the other one because if you took
just one she would be lonely. Aren't they cute?

Um...that's an old one - used it so many times it's a little frayed
around the edges. :)

This is going to have to be a very unique argument on my part - she's
had her heart set on a teacup Yorkie for a long time and she's been
dropping major hints about it for the past month or so.

I hate small dogs. :)

And before you say it, no - no, no, no - as in no - I'm not having a
teacup Yorkie around the house. Besides the fact that's it's small,
I'm a putz and I can just see me drop kicking the poor thing across
the room from time to time or stepping on it making it into a very
flat Yorkie. :)


My grandfather, a 1927 graduate of the Parris Island boys club, finally
succumbed to his wife's wishes and got a couple of toy poodles. It was
cute seeing a 7 lb dog in his lap and him actually carrying on a
conversation with the dog. Not that there is anything wrong with that.


This is one Jarhead that ain't gonna have no lap dog, I'll tell you
what.


My Lab was a good lap dog.
--
John H

"The problem with Socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money." --Margaret Thatcher

John H[_2_] June 3rd 09 03:39 PM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:43:06 -0400, D K
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:59:06 -0400, D K
wrote:


I do recognize a low **** when I see one and you're the lowest.

Your father either beat you too hard or not enough.
Yeah, that's probably it, moron.


Nuzzle your nose right between my cheeks while I blow you silly ****.


WTF?


Is he offering a blow job, or did he just lose a comma?
--
John H

"The problem with Socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money." --Margaret Thatcher

Don White June 3rd 09 06:41 PM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 

"John H" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:43:06 -0400, D K
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:59:06 -0400, D K
wrote:


I do recognize a low **** when I see one and you're the lowest.

Your father either beat you too hard or not enough.
Yeah, that's probably it, moron.

Nuzzle your nose right between my cheeks while I blow you silly ****.


WTF?


Is he offering a blow job, or did he just lose a comma?
--
John H


Simmer down Johnny........ no cheap thrills in this newsgroup.



jps June 3rd 09 07:17 PM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
On Wed, 3 Jun 2009 14:41:24 -0300, "Don White"
wrote:


"John H" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:43:06 -0400, D K
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:59:06 -0400, D K
wrote:


I do recognize a low **** when I see one and you're the lowest.

Your father either beat you too hard or not enough.
Yeah, that's probably it, moron.

Nuzzle your nose right between my cheeks while I blow you silly ****.

WTF?


Is he offering a blow job, or did he just lose a comma?
--
John H


Simmer down Johnny........ no cheap thrills in this newsgroup.


Well, we know Herring wasn't an english teacher. And for good reason.

D K[_4_] June 4th 09 12:37 AM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
jps wrote:
On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:45:03 -0400, D K
wrote:

Don White wrote:
"jps" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:17:04 -0400, HK wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:03:34 -0400, D K
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:05:01 -0700, jps wrote:


Clearly stolen by Ruggie but lacking attribution.
THE INSULT FILE VERSION 6.12
for the latest version of this file,
go to [ HTTP://WWW.GUYMACON.COM/INSULT/ ]
Wow. You spent over a half hour of your pathetic life to find that?

Carry on, bozo...
Hey, the ****ing **** is home from work everybody!

How did the **** hauling go today? Big takings?
Are you the designated responder to Freddy Krueger's brother?
Is that his name, Krueger?
That's his name and haunting/stalking decent folk is his game.


I bet you giggled like your drunken boy when you hit send on that one,
dummy.


He has a long history of conflict where ever he visits. A real peach.


I wasn't aware of that about dumb Don.

D K[_4_] June 4th 09 12:39 AM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
John H wrote:
On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:43:06 -0400, D K
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:59:06 -0400, D K
wrote:


I do recognize a low **** when I see one and you're the lowest.

Your father either beat you too hard or not enough.
Yeah, that's probably it, moron.
Nuzzle your nose right between my cheeks while I blow you silly ****.

WTF?


Is he offering a blow job, or did he just lose a comma?
--
John H

"The problem with Socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money." --Margaret Thatcher


Who knows? Who cares? He's more ****ed up than WAFA - just in a
different way.

jps June 4th 09 05:57 AM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
On Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:37:46 -0400, D K
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:45:03 -0400, D K
wrote:

Don White wrote:
"jps" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:17:04 -0400, HK wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 20:03:34 -0400, D K
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 14:05:01 -0700, jps wrote:


Clearly stolen by Ruggie but lacking attribution.
THE INSULT FILE VERSION 6.12
for the latest version of this file,
go to [ HTTP://WWW.GUYMACON.COM/INSULT/ ]
Wow. You spent over a half hour of your pathetic life to find that?

Carry on, bozo...
Hey, the ****ing **** is home from work everybody!

How did the **** hauling go today? Big takings?
Are you the designated responder to Freddy Krueger's brother?
Is that his name, Krueger?
That's his name and haunting/stalking decent folk is his game.


I bet you giggled like your drunken boy when you hit send on that one,
dummy.


He has a long history of conflict where ever he visits. A real peach.


I wasn't aware of that about dumb Don.


Sorry dickbrain. The comment was about you but I know you're a little
slow on the uptake.

You're a pariah everywhere you frequent. Big surprise.

jps June 4th 09 06:00 AM

Florida Boating [NOT}
 
On Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:39:14 -0400, D K
wrote:

John H wrote:
On Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:43:06 -0400, D K
wrote:

jps wrote:
On Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:59:06 -0400, D K
wrote:


I do recognize a low **** when I see one and you're the lowest.

Your father either beat you too hard or not enough.
Yeah, that's probably it, moron.
Nuzzle your nose right between my cheeks while I blow you silly ****.
WTF?


Is he offering a blow job, or did he just lose a comma?
--
John H

"The problem with Socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money." --Margaret Thatcher


Who knows? Who cares? He's more ****ed up than WAFA - just in a
different way.


You should ask for your money back from the therapist, 'cause they're
clearly not doing you any good.

You getting your analysis through the VA?


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