Palin-Prejean Alliance Predicted in Book of Revelations
Beauty Queens Prefigure End of Days

Just hours after Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin voiced her support for
embattled Miss California Carrie Prejean, Biblical scholars noted that
the alliance between the former and present beauty queens is prophesied
in the Holy Scriptures.

While many observers have called the Palin-Prejean link-up predictable,
few suspected that it was in fact predicted in The Book of Revelations.

"The unholy alliance between Sarah Palin and Carrie Prejean is
explicitly stated in the Book of Revelations as a harbinger of the End
of Days," said the reverend Dr. Davis Logsdon, Dean of the University of
Minnesota's School of Divinity. "They're right in there, after the Four
Horsemen of the Apocalypse."

But Dr. Logsdon was quick to point out that the first person to notice
the Palin-Prejean reference in the Bible's book of prophecy was actually
the sixteenth-century seer Nostradamus, legendary for his predictive powers.

According to Dr. Logsdon, in 1555 Nostradamus predicted the alliance
between the two right-wing beauties when he wrote, "The slayer of beasts
shall meet the barer of breasts."

When asked whether the alliance between Gov. Palin and Miss California
means that the world is about to end, Dr. Logsdon was unequivocal: "That
would be the best-case scenario."

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Swiped from Andy Borowitz