On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:24:17 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:

On Dec 22, 6:41*pm, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:
On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 08:54:28 -0500, "Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq."

wrote:
I will out Jew you in a heartbeat, but no one is more Jewish that Harry.

Wanna bet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBOqa...eature=related

And I went to school with the daughter of Harry Kemelman and Mrs. Wave
and I joined them for Seder dinner at his house once replete with
readings, singing and all sorts of neat stuff.

My high school was 75% Jewish.

I served with Jews, including one Conservative Jew who was told by his
Rabbi not to worry about bacon and ham in the C-RATS - he was sure God
would forgive him the occasional transgression.

And I can speak Hebrew - not well, but I can understand it spoken and
can even read a little.

Out Jew that because I'm not even Jewish.

Oy!!

G_d is usually merciful to those who eat bacon and ham in C-RATS.

Well, most survive.

?: ^ Q

Beans and ham were the best c-rats going...unless cold. Then the chunk of
grease called 'ham' was really hard to get down.
--
John

Have a Super Christmas and a Spectacular New Year!