Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 11:53:24 -0500, "Eisboch" wrote:

"Boater" wrote in message
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I'm not proclaiming my religious beliefs by quoting lines attributed to
your saviour. I'm quoting *your* religious beliefs, and suggesting that a
true believer would follow them. That is all.

How could you possibly know what John's or anybody else's interpretation of
their personal religious beliefs are? Do you assume that two people
sitting in the same church next to each other in the pew believe *exactly*
the same thing?

Holy Mackerel! Harry. I gave you more credit for smarts than that.

A Priest a Rabbi and a Minister walk into a bar.

Bartender says "What the hell - is this some kind of a joke?"

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A hotdog walks into a bar and orders a beer.

The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve food here."

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A grasshopper walks into a bar.

The bartender says "Hey - we've got a drink named after you."

The grasshopper says "You have a drink named Steve?"

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So a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his
pants zipper.

The bartender says “did you know you have a steering wheel sticking on
your crotch?”

The pirate responds “Arrr. It’s driven me nuts.”

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Sorry - had to say something after the great who is more Jewish
debate.

I will out Jew you in a heartbeat, but no one is more Jewish that Harry.

That discussion with Harry reminded me of Bensen's comment to Dan Quayle
during the VP debate.

"Reggie, I lived with Jews. I played with Jews. Jews are my friends.
Reggie, you are not a real Jew."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senator...o_Jack_Kennedy