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Vic Smith December 17th 08 07:09 PM

Dog Question and Request
 
A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?

--Vic

John[_6_] December 17th 08 08:29 PM

Dog Question and Request
 
On Wed, 17 Dec 2008 13:09:06 -0600, Vic Smith
wrote:

A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?

--Vic


What did I put under the bowl again?
--

John Salmonbait

[email protected] December 17th 08 09:01 PM

Dog Question and Request
 
On Dec 17, 3:29*pm, John wrote:
On Wed, 17 Dec 2008 13:09:06 -0600, Vic Smith

wrote:
A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. *Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. *The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?


--Vic *


What did I put under the bowl again?
--

John Salmonbait


What bowl?

stp December 17th 08 09:45 PM

Dog Question and Request
 
On Dec 17, 4:01*pm, wrote:
On Dec 17, 3:29*pm, John wrote:





On Wed, 17 Dec 2008 13:09:06 -0600, Vic Smith


wrote:
A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. *Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. *The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?


--Vic *


What did I put under the bowl again?
--


John Salmonbait


What bowl?- Hide quoted text -

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Wife just smacked me in the nose with a rolled up newspaper and told
me to stop playing with her good tupperware.

Now where was I...

Steve P.

Eisboch December 17th 08 10:09 PM

Dog Question and Request
 

"stp" wrote in message
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On Wed, 17 Dec 2008 13:09:06 -0600, Vic Smith


wrote:
A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?


--Vic


What did I put under the bowl again?
--


John Salmonbait


What bowl?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Wife just smacked me in the nose with a rolled up newspaper and told
me to stop playing with her good tupperware.

Now where was I...

Steve P.


I am trying to remember. Are you the guy that couldn't find your copy of
Chapman Piloting, only to find out your wife was using it to hold up the
coffee table with the broken leg?

I remember that story from years ago. It was one of the funniest posts on
rec.boats.

Eisboch



Vic Smith December 18th 08 01:10 AM

Dog Question and Request
 
On Wed, 17 Dec 2008 19:22:28 -0500, wrote:

On Wed, 17 Dec 2008 13:09:06 -0600, Vic Smith
wrote:

A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?

--Vic


I didn't trick Auggie Doggie either but he couldn't manage to knock
the bowl over. He pushed around and pawed at it for a while then just
started screwing with me about it.
"Hey buddy, you are the one with the thumbs, help me out here" sort
of thing.


Sounds like a smart one. Did you teach him any tricks?
That dog of mine had the same problem flipping the bowl,
so she got a butter knife from the drawer and slipped it under the
bowl to flip it over.
Best trick I taught her was to play poker with me, but that ended up
costing me quite a bit of cash.

--Vic





Tom Francis - SWSports December 18th 08 01:36 AM

Dog Question and Request
 
On Wed, 17 Dec 2008 19:22:28 -0500, wrote:

On Wed, 17 Dec 2008 13:09:06 -0600, Vic Smith
wrote:

A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?

--Vic


I didn't trick Auggie Doggie either but he couldn't manage to knock
the bowl over. He pushed around and pawed at it for a while then just
started screwing with me about it.
"Hey buddy, you are the one with the thumbs, help me out here" sort
of thing.


Border Collies are pretty smart when it comes to figuring something
out.

I did this when they were about one year old. Both of them looked at
me, looked at the bowl, thought about it for a minute, then pickup up
the bowls with their teeth, put a paw under the edge and flipped it
over.

When they were about the same age, I used to take an old comforter we
had and I'd hide under it and call for them. The first time I did it,
they would try to "dig" through the cover to get to me without
success. The second time, they both grabbed a corner and pulled it
right off of me.

I've seen Border Collies learn how to turn a door knob.

[email protected] December 18th 08 05:30 AM

Dog Question and Request
 
On Dec 17, 2:09*pm, Vic Smith wrote:
A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. *Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. *The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?

--Vic *


No, but Loogy can be baited in the same fashion. Take a post from
Harry, and try NOT to get him to look at it...impossible, because the
man is stupid. Period.

Jim December 18th 08 03:33 PM

Dog Question and Request
 
wrote:
On Dec 17, 2:09 pm, Vic Smith wrote:
A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?

--Vic


No, but Loogy can be baited in the same fashion. Take a post from
Harry, and try NOT to get him to look at it...impossible, because the
man is stupid. Period.


Mirror time. Eh.

Don White December 18th 08 07:45 PM

Dog Question and Request
 

wrote in message
...
On Dec 18, 12:30 am, wrote:
On Dec 17, 2:09 pm, Vic Smith wrote:

A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?


--Vic


No, but Loogy can be baited in the same fashion. Take a post from
Harry, and try NOT to get him to look at it...impossible, because the
man is stupid. Period.


Infatuation.........
Keep hanging around, I'll teach you how to be a real man, instead of
another one of Harry's bitches like Don.

*********************************************

Hee hee..you wouldn't know a real man if he walked up & bitch slapped you.




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