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Vic Smith December 17th 08 07:09 PM

Dog Question and Request
 
A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?

--Vic

John[_6_] December 17th 08 08:29 PM

Dog Question and Request
 
On Wed, 17 Dec 2008 13:09:06 -0600, Vic Smith
wrote:

A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?

--Vic


What did I put under the bowl again?
--

John Salmonbait

[email protected] December 17th 08 09:01 PM

Dog Question and Request
 
On Dec 17, 3:29*pm, John wrote:
On Wed, 17 Dec 2008 13:09:06 -0600, Vic Smith

wrote:
A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. *Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. *The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?


--Vic *


What did I put under the bowl again?
--

John Salmonbait


What bowl?

stp December 17th 08 09:45 PM

Dog Question and Request
 
On Dec 17, 4:01*pm, wrote:
On Dec 17, 3:29*pm, John wrote:





On Wed, 17 Dec 2008 13:09:06 -0600, Vic Smith


wrote:
A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. *Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. *The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?


--Vic *


What did I put under the bowl again?
--


John Salmonbait


What bowl?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Wife just smacked me in the nose with a rolled up newspaper and told
me to stop playing with her good tupperware.

Now where was I...

Steve P.

Eisboch December 17th 08 10:09 PM

Dog Question and Request
 

"stp" wrote in message
...



On Wed, 17 Dec 2008 13:09:06 -0600, Vic Smith


wrote:
A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?


--Vic


What did I put under the bowl again?
--


John Salmonbait


What bowl?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Wife just smacked me in the nose with a rolled up newspaper and told
me to stop playing with her good tupperware.

Now where was I...

Steve P.


I am trying to remember. Are you the guy that couldn't find your copy of
Chapman Piloting, only to find out your wife was using it to hold up the
coffee table with the broken leg?

I remember that story from years ago. It was one of the funniest posts on
rec.boats.

Eisboch



Vic Smith December 18th 08 01:10 AM

Dog Question and Request
 
On Wed, 17 Dec 2008 19:22:28 -0500, wrote:

On Wed, 17 Dec 2008 13:09:06 -0600, Vic Smith
wrote:

A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?

--Vic


I didn't trick Auggie Doggie either but he couldn't manage to knock
the bowl over. He pushed around and pawed at it for a while then just
started screwing with me about it.
"Hey buddy, you are the one with the thumbs, help me out here" sort
of thing.


Sounds like a smart one. Did you teach him any tricks?
That dog of mine had the same problem flipping the bowl,
so she got a butter knife from the drawer and slipped it under the
bowl to flip it over.
Best trick I taught her was to play poker with me, but that ended up
costing me quite a bit of cash.

--Vic





Tom Francis - SWSports December 18th 08 01:36 AM

Dog Question and Request
 
On Wed, 17 Dec 2008 19:22:28 -0500, wrote:

On Wed, 17 Dec 2008 13:09:06 -0600, Vic Smith
wrote:

A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?

--Vic


I didn't trick Auggie Doggie either but he couldn't manage to knock
the bowl over. He pushed around and pawed at it for a while then just
started screwing with me about it.
"Hey buddy, you are the one with the thumbs, help me out here" sort
of thing.


Border Collies are pretty smart when it comes to figuring something
out.

I did this when they were about one year old. Both of them looked at
me, looked at the bowl, thought about it for a minute, then pickup up
the bowls with their teeth, put a paw under the edge and flipped it
over.

When they were about the same age, I used to take an old comforter we
had and I'd hide under it and call for them. The first time I did it,
they would try to "dig" through the cover to get to me without
success. The second time, they both grabbed a corner and pulled it
right off of me.

I've seen Border Collies learn how to turn a door knob.

[email protected] December 18th 08 05:30 AM

Dog Question and Request
 
On Dec 17, 2:09*pm, Vic Smith wrote:
A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. *Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. *The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?

--Vic *


No, but Loogy can be baited in the same fashion. Take a post from
Harry, and try NOT to get him to look at it...impossible, because the
man is stupid. Period.

Jim December 18th 08 03:33 PM

Dog Question and Request
 
wrote:
On Dec 17, 2:09 pm, Vic Smith wrote:
A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?

--Vic


No, but Loogy can be baited in the same fashion. Take a post from
Harry, and try NOT to get him to look at it...impossible, because the
man is stupid. Period.


Mirror time. Eh.

Don White December 18th 08 07:45 PM

Dog Question and Request
 

wrote in message
...
On Dec 18, 12:30 am, wrote:
On Dec 17, 2:09 pm, Vic Smith wrote:

A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?


--Vic


No, but Loogy can be baited in the same fashion. Take a post from
Harry, and try NOT to get him to look at it...impossible, because the
man is stupid. Period.


Infatuation.........
Keep hanging around, I'll teach you how to be a real man, instead of
another one of Harry's bitches like Don.

*********************************************

Hee hee..you wouldn't know a real man if he walked up & bitch slapped you.



[email protected] December 18th 08 08:35 PM

Dog Question and Request
 
On Dec 18, 2:45*pm, "Don White" wrote:
wrote in message

...
On Dec 18, 12:30 am, wrote:

On Dec 17, 2:09 pm, Vic Smith wrote:


A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?


--Vic


No, but Loogy can be baited in the same fashion. Take a post from
Harry, and try NOT to get him to look at it...impossible, because the
man is stupid. Period.


Infatuation.........
Keep hanging around, I'll teach you how to be a real man, instead of
another one of Harry's bitches like Don.

*********************************************

Hee hee..you wouldn't know a real man if he walked up & bitch slapped you..


Don, any time you feel like doing that to me, please, by all means,
give it a shot. Hell, you're such a wimp your son makes you get him
his beers.

Don White December 18th 08 08:53 PM

Dog Question and Request
 

wrote in message
...
On Dec 18, 2:45 pm, "Don White" wrote:
wrote in message

...
On Dec 18, 12:30 am, wrote:

On Dec 17, 2:09 pm, Vic Smith wrote:


A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?


--Vic


No, but Loogy can be baited in the same fashion. Take a post from
Harry, and try NOT to get him to look at it...impossible, because the
man is stupid. Period.


Infatuation.........
Keep hanging around, I'll teach you how to be a real man, instead of
another one of Harry's bitches like Don.

*********************************************

Hee hee..you wouldn't know a real man if he walked up & bitch slapped you.


Don, any time you feel like doing that to me, please, by all means,
give it a shot. Hell, you're such a wimp your son makes you get him
his beers.

************************************************** ********

What's your address?



D K December 19th 08 01:07 AM

Dog Question and Request
 
Don White wrote:
wrote in message
...
On Dec 18, 12:30 am, wrote:
On Dec 17, 2:09 pm, Vic Smith wrote:

A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?
--Vic

No, but Loogy can be baited in the same fashion. Take a post from
Harry, and try NOT to get him to look at it...impossible, because the
man is stupid. Period.


Infatuation.........
Keep hanging around, I'll teach you how to be a real man, instead of
another one of Harry's bitches like Don.

*********************************************

Hee hee..you wouldn't know a real man if he walked up & bitch slapped you.



Careful, dummy. Real men don't start their sentences with "Hee hee".
They also don't cater to their adult sons and get assigned "chores" from
their wives. They also have friends - guys who boat and fish with them
so they don't have to one-hand a camera in a rowboat.

[email protected] December 19th 08 01:17 AM

Dog Question and Request
 
On Dec 18, 8:07*pm, D K wrote:
Don White wrote:
wrote in message
....
On Dec 18, 12:30 am, wrote:
On Dec 17, 2:09 pm, Vic Smith wrote:


A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?
--Vic
No, but Loogy can be baited in the same fashion. Take a post from
Harry, and try NOT to get him to look at it...impossible, because the
man is stupid. Period.


Infatuation.........
Keep hanging around, I'll teach you how to be a real man, instead of
another one of Harry's bitches like Don.


*********************************************


Hee hee..you wouldn't know a real man if he walked up & bitch slapped you.


Careful, dummy. *Real men don't start their sentences with "Hee hee".
They also don't cater to their adult sons and get assigned "chores" from
their wives. *They also have friends - guys who boat and fish with them
so they don't have to one-hand a camera in a rowboat.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


snerk

Eisboch December 19th 08 01:35 AM

Dog Question and Request
 

On Dec 17, 2:09 pm, Vic Smith wrote:

A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?
--Vic



Ok. I tried it with Mrs.E's. little Westie. Put the dog treat on the
floor so she saw it, then put a colored plastic cup over it. Stupid dog
just stared at it for a minute, then looked at me with a "what the hell?"
expression.

Didn't have a clue.

Haven't tried it with Sam Adams yet. He'd probably eat the cup. Not sure
I want to try it with Fudge.
He might get ****ed and eat me.

http://www.eisboch.com/fudgeeye.jpg

Eisboch



[email protected] December 19th 08 01:47 AM

Dog Question and Request
 
On Dec 18, 8:35*pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
On Dec 17, 2:09 pm, Vic Smith wrote:


A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?
--Vic


Ok. *I tried it with Mrs.E's. little Westie. * Put the dog treat on the
floor so she saw it, then put a colored plastic cup over it. * Stupid dog
just stared at it for a minute, then looked at me with a "what the hell?"
expression.

Didn't have a clue.

Haven't tried it with Sam Adams yet. *He'd probably eat the cup. * Not sure
I want to try it with Fudge.
He might get ****ed and eat me.

http://www.eisboch.com/fudgeeye.jpg

Eisboch


I was going to say, I would try it with my Chow but he would probably
just get ****ed and bite me.. My last dog was a funny dog, rescue
doggie too. If I screwed around and play hit the kid, she bit me, if
they fooled around and play hit me, ...................she still bit
me..... When I would screw around with them they would just yell
"help" and I would have to go lock myself in the bedroom...;)

John[_6_] December 19th 08 01:49 AM

Dog Question and Request
 
On Thu, 18 Dec 2008 20:35:28 -0500, "Eisboch" wrote:


On Dec 17, 2:09 pm, Vic Smith wrote:

A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?
--Vic



Ok. I tried it with Mrs.E's. little Westie. Put the dog treat on the
floor so she saw it, then put a colored plastic cup over it. Stupid dog
just stared at it for a minute, then looked at me with a "what the hell?"
expression.

Didn't have a clue.

Haven't tried it with Sam Adams yet. He'd probably eat the cup. Not sure
I want to try it with Fudge.
He might get ****ed and eat me.

http://www.eisboch.com/fudgeeye.jpg

Eisboch


Cute eye. Couldn't resist.

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l2...Bringhimon.jpg
--
We say, "MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

John

Don White December 19th 08 02:11 AM

Dog Question and Request
 

wrote in message
...
snip..
My last dog was a funny dog, rescue
doggie too. If I screwed around and play hit the kid, she bit me, if
they fooled around and play hit me, ...................she still bit
me..... When I would screw around with them they would just yell
"help" and I would have to go lock myself in the bedroom...;)

************************************************** *************

~~ Snerk ~~ What a wuss!



Mike[_10_] December 19th 08 02:18 AM

Dog Question and Request
 

"Eisboch" wrote in message
...

On Dec 17, 2:09 pm, Vic Smith wrote:

A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?
--Vic



Ok. I tried it with Mrs.E's. little Westie. Put the dog treat on the
floor so she saw it, then put a colored plastic cup over it. Stupid dog
just stared at it for a minute, then looked at me with a "what the hell?"
expression.

Didn't have a clue.

Haven't tried it with Sam Adams yet. He'd probably eat the cup. Not
sure I want to try it with Fudge.
He might get ****ed and eat me.

http://www.eisboch.com/fudgeeye.jpg

Eisboch


I tried it with my GSD. He wasn't fooled for a second. Now... flipping the
bowl over was a different matter. He pushed that thing around the floor
'till he finally had it against a wall, and victory was his. Cute test.

--Mike



Boater[_3_] December 19th 08 02:23 AM

Dog Question and Request
 
Don White wrote:
wrote in message
...
snip..
My last dog was a funny dog, rescue
doggie too. If I screwed around and play hit the kid, she bit me, if
they fooled around and play hit me, ...................she still bit
me..... When I would screw around with them they would just yell
"help" and I would have to go lock myself in the bedroom...;)

************************************************** *************

~~ Snerk ~~ What a wuss!



I'll bet he gave the same story to the child welfare agency:

"I was just *playing* hit the kid."


stp December 19th 08 04:16 AM

Dog Question and Request
 
On Dec 17, 5:09*pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
"stp" wrote in message

...







On Wed, 17 Dec 2008 13:09:06 -0600, Vic Smith


wrote:
A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?


--Vic


What did I put under the bowl again?
--


John Salmonbait


What bowl?- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


Wife just smacked me in the nose with a rolled up newspaper and told
me to stop playing with her good tupperware.

Now where was I...

Steve P.

I am trying to remember. *Are you the guy that couldn't find your copy of
Chapman Piloting, *only to find out your wife was using it to hold up the
coffee table with the broken leg?

I remember that story from years ago. *It was one of the funniest posts on
rec.boats.

Eisboch- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


I think I remember that post too but that it wasn't me.

[email protected] December 19th 08 01:47 PM

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On Dec 18, 3:53*pm, "Don White" wrote:
wrote in message

...
On Dec 18, 2:45 pm, "Don White" wrote:





wrote in message


....
On Dec 18, 12:30 am, wrote:


On Dec 17, 2:09 pm, Vic Smith wrote:


A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?


--Vic


No, but Loogy can be baited in the same fashion. Take a post from
Harry, and try NOT to get him to look at it...impossible, because the
man is stupid. Period.


Infatuation.........
Keep hanging around, I'll teach you how to be a real man, instead of
another one of Harry's bitches like Don.


*********************************************


Hee hee..you wouldn't know a real man if he walked up & bitch slapped you.


Don, any time you feel like doing that to me, please, by all means,
give it a shot. Hell, you're such a wimp your son makes you get him
his beers.

************************************************** ********

What's your address?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


What's yours? Your real one, not the lie you told.

Don White December 19th 08 03:10 PM

Dog Question and Request
 

wrote in message
...
On Dec 18, 3:53 pm, "Don White" wrote:
wrote in message

...
On Dec 18, 2:45 pm, "Don White" wrote:





wrote in message


...
On Dec 18, 12:30 am, wrote:


On Dec 17, 2:09 pm, Vic Smith wrote:


A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?


--Vic


No, but Loogy can be baited in the same fashion. Take a post from
Harry, and try NOT to get him to look at it...impossible, because the
man is stupid. Period.


Infatuation.........
Keep hanging around, I'll teach you how to be a real man, instead of
another one of Harry's bitches like Don.


*********************************************


Hee hee..you wouldn't know a real man if he walked up & bitch slapped
you.


Don, any time you feel like doing that to me, please, by all means,
give it a shot. Hell, you're such a wimp your son makes you get him
his beers.

************************************************** ********

What's your address?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


What's yours? Your real one, not the lie you told.

**************************************************

I live in the 'White house'.... where else?



D K December 25th 08 12:47 AM

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Don White wrote:


I live in the 'Nut house'.... where else?



True.


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