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[email protected] December 18th 08 08:35 PM

Dog Question and Request
 
On Dec 18, 2:45*pm, "Don White" wrote:
wrote in message

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On Dec 18, 12:30 am, wrote:

On Dec 17, 2:09 pm, Vic Smith wrote:


A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?


--Vic


No, but Loogy can be baited in the same fashion. Take a post from
Harry, and try NOT to get him to look at it...impossible, because the
man is stupid. Period.


Infatuation.........
Keep hanging around, I'll teach you how to be a real man, instead of
another one of Harry's bitches like Don.

*********************************************

Hee hee..you wouldn't know a real man if he walked up & bitch slapped you..


Don, any time you feel like doing that to me, please, by all means,
give it a shot. Hell, you're such a wimp your son makes you get him
his beers.

Don White December 18th 08 08:53 PM

Dog Question and Request
 

wrote in message
...
On Dec 18, 2:45 pm, "Don White" wrote:
wrote in message

...
On Dec 18, 12:30 am, wrote:

On Dec 17, 2:09 pm, Vic Smith wrote:


A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?


--Vic


No, but Loogy can be baited in the same fashion. Take a post from
Harry, and try NOT to get him to look at it...impossible, because the
man is stupid. Period.


Infatuation.........
Keep hanging around, I'll teach you how to be a real man, instead of
another one of Harry's bitches like Don.

*********************************************

Hee hee..you wouldn't know a real man if he walked up & bitch slapped you.


Don, any time you feel like doing that to me, please, by all means,
give it a shot. Hell, you're such a wimp your son makes you get him
his beers.

************************************************** ********

What's your address?



D K December 19th 08 01:07 AM

Dog Question and Request
 
Don White wrote:
wrote in message
...
On Dec 18, 12:30 am, wrote:
On Dec 17, 2:09 pm, Vic Smith wrote:

A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?
--Vic

No, but Loogy can be baited in the same fashion. Take a post from
Harry, and try NOT to get him to look at it...impossible, because the
man is stupid. Period.


Infatuation.........
Keep hanging around, I'll teach you how to be a real man, instead of
another one of Harry's bitches like Don.

*********************************************

Hee hee..you wouldn't know a real man if he walked up & bitch slapped you.



Careful, dummy. Real men don't start their sentences with "Hee hee".
They also don't cater to their adult sons and get assigned "chores" from
their wives. They also have friends - guys who boat and fish with them
so they don't have to one-hand a camera in a rowboat.

[email protected] December 19th 08 01:17 AM

Dog Question and Request
 
On Dec 18, 8:07*pm, D K wrote:
Don White wrote:
wrote in message
....
On Dec 18, 12:30 am, wrote:
On Dec 17, 2:09 pm, Vic Smith wrote:


A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?
--Vic
No, but Loogy can be baited in the same fashion. Take a post from
Harry, and try NOT to get him to look at it...impossible, because the
man is stupid. Period.


Infatuation.........
Keep hanging around, I'll teach you how to be a real man, instead of
another one of Harry's bitches like Don.


*********************************************


Hee hee..you wouldn't know a real man if he walked up & bitch slapped you.


Careful, dummy. *Real men don't start their sentences with "Hee hee".
They also don't cater to their adult sons and get assigned "chores" from
their wives. *They also have friends - guys who boat and fish with them
so they don't have to one-hand a camera in a rowboat.- Hide quoted text -

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snerk

Eisboch December 19th 08 01:35 AM

Dog Question and Request
 

On Dec 17, 2:09 pm, Vic Smith wrote:

A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?
--Vic



Ok. I tried it with Mrs.E's. little Westie. Put the dog treat on the
floor so she saw it, then put a colored plastic cup over it. Stupid dog
just stared at it for a minute, then looked at me with a "what the hell?"
expression.

Didn't have a clue.

Haven't tried it with Sam Adams yet. He'd probably eat the cup. Not sure
I want to try it with Fudge.
He might get ****ed and eat me.

http://www.eisboch.com/fudgeeye.jpg

Eisboch



[email protected] December 19th 08 01:47 AM

Dog Question and Request
 
On Dec 18, 8:35*pm, "Eisboch" wrote:
On Dec 17, 2:09 pm, Vic Smith wrote:


A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?
--Vic


Ok. *I tried it with Mrs.E's. little Westie. * Put the dog treat on the
floor so she saw it, then put a colored plastic cup over it. * Stupid dog
just stared at it for a minute, then looked at me with a "what the hell?"
expression.

Didn't have a clue.

Haven't tried it with Sam Adams yet. *He'd probably eat the cup. * Not sure
I want to try it with Fudge.
He might get ****ed and eat me.

http://www.eisboch.com/fudgeeye.jpg

Eisboch


I was going to say, I would try it with my Chow but he would probably
just get ****ed and bite me.. My last dog was a funny dog, rescue
doggie too. If I screwed around and play hit the kid, she bit me, if
they fooled around and play hit me, ...................she still bit
me..... When I would screw around with them they would just yell
"help" and I would have to go lock myself in the bedroom...;)

John[_6_] December 19th 08 01:49 AM

Dog Question and Request
 
On Thu, 18 Dec 2008 20:35:28 -0500, "Eisboch" wrote:


On Dec 17, 2:09 pm, Vic Smith wrote:

A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?
--Vic



Ok. I tried it with Mrs.E's. little Westie. Put the dog treat on the
floor so she saw it, then put a colored plastic cup over it. Stupid dog
just stared at it for a minute, then looked at me with a "what the hell?"
expression.

Didn't have a clue.

Haven't tried it with Sam Adams yet. He'd probably eat the cup. Not sure
I want to try it with Fudge.
He might get ****ed and eat me.

http://www.eisboch.com/fudgeeye.jpg

Eisboch


Cute eye. Couldn't resist.

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l2...Bringhimon.jpg
--
We say, "MERRY CHRISTMAS!"

John

Don White December 19th 08 02:11 AM

Dog Question and Request
 

wrote in message
...
snip..
My last dog was a funny dog, rescue
doggie too. If I screwed around and play hit the kid, she bit me, if
they fooled around and play hit me, ...................she still bit
me..... When I would screw around with them they would just yell
"help" and I would have to go lock myself in the bedroom...;)

************************************************** *************

~~ Snerk ~~ What a wuss!



Mike[_10_] December 19th 08 02:18 AM

Dog Question and Request
 

"Eisboch" wrote in message
...

On Dec 17, 2:09 pm, Vic Smith wrote:

A buddy told me this and I tried it on every dog I've had since.
Take a biscuit, show it to the dog, put it on the floor and then
put a light weight plastic bowl over it. Not a transparent one.
My smart dog wasn't fooled, and knocked the bowl off every time.
My 2 dumb dogs - hard as hell to train them anything - never had a
clue. The biscuit never existed once the bowl went over it.
Anybody care to give it a try?
--Vic



Ok. I tried it with Mrs.E's. little Westie. Put the dog treat on the
floor so she saw it, then put a colored plastic cup over it. Stupid dog
just stared at it for a minute, then looked at me with a "what the hell?"
expression.

Didn't have a clue.

Haven't tried it with Sam Adams yet. He'd probably eat the cup. Not
sure I want to try it with Fudge.
He might get ****ed and eat me.

http://www.eisboch.com/fudgeeye.jpg

Eisboch


I tried it with my GSD. He wasn't fooled for a second. Now... flipping the
bowl over was a different matter. He pushed that thing around the floor
'till he finally had it against a wall, and victory was his. Cute test.

--Mike



Boater[_3_] December 19th 08 02:23 AM

Dog Question and Request
 
Don White wrote:
wrote in message
...
snip..
My last dog was a funny dog, rescue
doggie too. If I screwed around and play hit the kid, she bit me, if
they fooled around and play hit me, ...................she still bit
me..... When I would screw around with them they would just yell
"help" and I would have to go lock myself in the bedroom...;)

************************************************** *************

~~ Snerk ~~ What a wuss!



I'll bet he gave the same story to the child welfare agency:

"I was just *playing* hit the kid."



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