"Ed" wrote in message
.. .
, 18 Dec 2008 07:07:56 -0500, BAR wrote:

Ed Huntress wrote:
"spaco" wrote in message
.. .
Oh, I thought he meant the State Government.
I don't know about La., but my home state is Il. and it was pretty
crooked when the first Daly ran it from Chicago, and for a long time
before that. I wonder if "getting caught" is all that separates one
state
from another that way?




I always hate OT but since I grew up in IL and went to undergrad in LA
(Tulane) I couldn't resist

IL (Actually Chicago) has ALWAYS been more corrupt than LA... since the
days of Cappone and then the first mayor Daly. They were always just
much smarter about not getting caught until the more recent years.
BTW.. the city (Chicago) always runs BETTER and more efficiently with a
corrupt mayor.

Also interesting fact (I use the word fact lightly) According to the FBI
only 48% of the murderers in the US ever serve time.... in recent history
50% of the IL Gov's will serve time.. so... you are more likely to go to
prison if you are elected as Gov of IL than if you committ MURDER!!!!
:-)

I am glad I now live in South Florida... a beautiful little Banana
republic where we expect our politicians to be on the take.... Look out
NJ... we are coming up fast in the outer lane!!! you could be #4.

nail on head

True! I am so mortified that my proud home state of NJ is getting eclipsed
by places like Illinois.

We need a PR firm for our corruption. We need better and more newsworthy
corruption.

But how do you compete when your closest neighbor elects a governor who made
his name tracking down prostitution rings, then gets caught in bed with a
skanky $1000/hour hooker?

"atlas bugged" wrote in
:

"Ed" wrote in message
.. .
, 18 Dec 2008 07:07:56 -0500, BAR wrote:

Ed Huntress wrote:
"spaco" wrote in message
.. .
Oh, I thought he meant the State Government.
I don't know about La., but my home state is Il. and it was
pretty
crooked when the first Daly ran it from Chicago, and for a long
time before that. I wonder if "getting caught" is all that
separates one state
from another that way?




I always hate OT but since I grew up in IL and went to undergrad in
LA (Tulane) I couldn't resist

IL (Actually Chicago) has ALWAYS been more corrupt than LA... since
the days of Cappone and then the first mayor Daly. They were
always just much smarter about not getting caught until the more
recent years. BTW.. the city (Chicago) always runs BETTER and more
efficiently with a corrupt mayor.

Also interesting fact (I use the word fact lightly) According to
the FBI only 48% of the murderers in the US ever serve time.... in
recent history 50% of the IL Gov's will serve time.. so... you are
more likely to go to prison if you are elected as Gov of IL than if
you committ MURDER!!!!
:-)

I am glad I now live in South Florida... a beautiful little Banana
republic where we expect our politicians to be on the take.... Look
out NJ... we are coming up fast in the outer lane!!! you could be #4.

nail on head

True! I am so mortified that my proud home state of NJ is getting
eclipsed by places like Illinois.

We need a PR firm for our corruption. We need better and more
newsworthy corruption.

But how do you compete when your closest neighbor elects a governor
who made his name tracking down prostitution rings, then gets caught
in bed with a skanky $1000/hour hooker?

You could try butt****ing yourself with an electrified garden weasel on
national TV. Get back to us (tinu) when you've tried it. I'd suggest you
do so before R. Budd Dwyer[1] comes back and beats you to it.

[1] His method is a nice option for you too!

--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in dfw.*,
alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych. Supreme Holy
Overlord of alt.****nozzles. Winner of the 8/2000, 2/2003 & 4/2007 HL&S
award. July 2005 Hammer of Thor. Winning Trainer - Barbara Woodhouse
Memorial Dog Whistle - 12/2005 & 4/2008. COOSN-266-06-01895.
"Hence, because of the book I wrote, my credibility is etched
in history." - Edmo the self-published fool.

On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 11:46:48 -0500, "atlas bugged"
wrote:

"Ed" wrote in message
. ..
, 18 Dec 2008 07:07:56 -0500, BAR wrote:

Ed Huntress wrote:
"spaco" wrote in message
.. .
Oh, I thought he meant the State Government.
I don't know about La., but my home state is Il. and it was pretty
crooked when the first Daly ran it from Chicago, and for a long time
before that. I wonder if "getting caught" is all that separates one
state
from another that way?




I always hate OT but since I grew up in IL and went to undergrad in LA
(Tulane) I couldn't resist

IL (Actually Chicago) has ALWAYS been more corrupt than LA... since the
days of Cappone and then the first mayor Daly. They were always just
much smarter about not getting caught until the more recent years.
BTW.. the city (Chicago) always runs BETTER and more efficiently with a
corrupt mayor.

Also interesting fact (I use the word fact lightly) According to the FBI
only 48% of the murderers in the US ever serve time.... in recent history
50% of the IL Gov's will serve time.. so... you are more likely to go to
prison if you are elected as Gov of IL than if you committ MURDER!!!!
:-)

I am glad I now live in South Florida... a beautiful little Banana
republic where we expect our politicians to be on the take.... Look out
NJ... we are coming up fast in the outer lane!!! you could be #4.

nail on head

True! I am so mortified that my proud home state of NJ is getting eclipsed
by places like Illinois.

We need a PR firm for our corruption. We need better and more newsworthy
corruption.

But how do you compete when your closest neighbor elects a governor who made
his name tracking down prostitution rings, then gets caught in bed with a
skanky $1000/hour hooker?

http://www.nesfa.org/press/Books/Lew...ordance-R.html
[
Raumsog, Lord

Ruler of the planet Raumsog's World. He tried to attack Old Earth, bribed the
Instrumentality (this never works), imprisoned the Go-Captains, killed the
pinlighters [but, one hopes, not the partners]; he was defeated by the golden
ship. Killed on his planet.
]

[
On Earth the lords of the Instrumentality met. The presiding chairman
looked about and said, "Well, gentlemen, all of us have been bribed by
Raumsog. We have all been paid off individually. I myself received six
ounces of stroon in pure form. Will the rest of you show better bargains?"

Around the room, the councilors announced the amount of their bribes.

The chairman turned to the secretary. "Enter the bribes in the record and
then mark the record off-the-record."

The others nodded gravely.

Golden The Ship Was - Oh! Oh! Oh!:1-1 Paul Linebarger
]

[
On a very remote planet, the survivors of a Raumsog cruiser were released
from internment. By special orders, direct from Earth, their memories had
been discoordinated so that they would not reveal the pattern of defeat. An
obstinate reporter kept after one spaceman. After many hour of hard drinking
the survivor's answer was the same:

"Golden the ship was - oh! oh! oh! Golden the ship was - oh! oh! oh!"

9-1: Golden The Ship Was, Oh! Oh! Oh! by Paul Linebarger
]

On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 11:46:48 -0500, "atlas bugged"
wrote:

"Ed" wrote in message
. ..
, 18 Dec 2008 07:07:56 -0500, BAR wrote:

Ed Huntress wrote:
"spaco" wrote in message
.. .
Oh, I thought he meant the State Government.
I don't know about La., but my home state is Il. and it was pretty
crooked when the first Daly ran it from Chicago, and for a long time
before that. I wonder if "getting caught" is all that separates one
state
from another that way?




I always hate OT but since I grew up in IL and went to undergrad in LA
(Tulane) I couldn't resist

IL (Actually Chicago) has ALWAYS been more corrupt than LA... since the
days of Cappone and then the first mayor Daly. They were always just
much smarter about not getting caught until the more recent years.
BTW.. the city (Chicago) always runs BETTER and more efficiently with a
corrupt mayor.

Also interesting fact (I use the word fact lightly) According to the FBI
only 48% of the murderers in the US ever serve time.... in recent history
50% of the IL Gov's will serve time.. so... you are more likely to go to
prison if you are elected as Gov of IL than if you committ MURDER!!!!
:-)

I am glad I now live in South Florida... a beautiful little Banana
republic where we expect our politicians to be on the take.... Look out
NJ... we are coming up fast in the outer lane!!! you could be #4.

nail on head

True! I am so mortified that my proud home state of NJ is getting eclipsed
by places like Illinois.

We need a PR firm for our corruption. We need better and more newsworthy
corruption.

But how do you compete when your closest neighbor elects a governor who made
his name tracking down prostitution rings, then gets caught in bed with a
skanky $1000/hour hooker?


$1000 an hour hookers are NEVER skanky.

Gunner

"Gunner Asch" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 11:46:48 -0500, "atlas bugged"
wrote:

"Ed" wrote in message
...
, 18 Dec 2008 07:07:56 -0500, BAR wrote:

Ed Huntress wrote:
"spaco" wrote in message
.. .
Oh, I thought he meant the State Government.
I don't know about La., but my home state is Il. and it was
pretty
crooked when the first Daly ran it from Chicago, and for a long time
before that. I wonder if "getting caught" is all that separates one
state
from another that way?




I always hate OT but since I grew up in IL and went to undergrad in LA
(Tulane) I couldn't resist

IL (Actually Chicago) has ALWAYS been more corrupt than LA... since the
days of Cappone and then the first mayor Daly. They were always just
much smarter about not getting caught until the more recent years.
BTW.. the city (Chicago) always runs BETTER and more efficiently with a
corrupt mayor.

Also interesting fact (I use the word fact lightly) According to the
FBI
only 48% of the murderers in the US ever serve time.... in recent
history
50% of the IL Gov's will serve time.. so... you are more likely to go to
prison if you are elected as Gov of IL than if you committ MURDER!!!!
:-)

I am glad I now live in South Florida... a beautiful little Banana
republic where we expect our politicians to be on the take.... Look out
NJ... we are coming up fast in the outer lane!!! you could be #4.

nail on head

True! I am so mortified that my proud home state of NJ is getting
eclipsed
by places like Illinois.

We need a PR firm for our corruption. We need better and more newsworthy
corruption.

But how do you compete when your closest neighbor elects a governor who
made
his name tracking down prostitution rings, then gets caught in bed with a
skanky $1000/hour hooker?


$1000 an hour hookers are NEVER skanky.

*One* was! That's the point - Spitzer's hooker was outed and we saw her.
Yechhhh! He wasn't just a ****ty hypocrite, he also overpaid and had lousy
taste in women.

On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 21:45:44 -0500, "atlas bugged"
wrote:


"Gunner Asch" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 11:46:48 -0500, "atlas bugged"
wrote:

"Ed" wrote in message
t...
, 18 Dec 2008 07:07:56 -0500, BAR wrote:

Ed Huntress wrote:
"spaco" wrote in message
.. .
Oh, I thought he meant the State Government.
I don't know about La., but my home state is Il. and it was
pretty
crooked when the first Daly ran it from Chicago, and for a long time
before that. I wonder if "getting caught" is all that separates one
state
from another that way?




I always hate OT but since I grew up in IL and went to undergrad in LA
(Tulane) I couldn't resist

IL (Actually Chicago) has ALWAYS been more corrupt than LA... since the
days of Cappone and then the first mayor Daly. They were always just
much smarter about not getting caught until the more recent years.
BTW.. the city (Chicago) always runs BETTER and more efficiently with a
corrupt mayor.

Also interesting fact (I use the word fact lightly) According to the
FBI
only 48% of the murderers in the US ever serve time.... in recent
history
50% of the IL Gov's will serve time.. so... you are more likely to go to
prison if you are elected as Gov of IL than if you committ MURDER!!!!
:-)

I am glad I now live in South Florida... a beautiful little Banana
republic where we expect our politicians to be on the take.... Look out
NJ... we are coming up fast in the outer lane!!! you could be #4.

nail on head

True! I am so mortified that my proud home state of NJ is getting
eclipsed
by places like Illinois.

We need a PR firm for our corruption. We need better and more newsworthy
corruption.

But how do you compete when your closest neighbor elects a governor who
made
his name tracking down prostitution rings, then gets caught in bed with a
skanky $1000/hour hooker?


$1000 an hour hookers are NEVER skanky.

*One* was! That's the point - Spitzer's hooker was outed and we saw her.
Yechhhh! He wasn't just a ****ty hypocrite, he also overpaid and had lousy
taste in women.


Catch her at a really bad time? Or she can suck start a Harley...a
croquet ball through a half mile of garden hose....G

She has to have some kink she is good at that earns her that kind of
money.

Gunner

"Gunner Asch" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 21:45:44 -0500, "atlas bugged"
wrote:
But how do you compete when your closest neighbor elects a governor who
made
his name tracking down prostitution rings, then gets caught in bed with
a
skanky $1000/hour hooker?


$1000 an hour hookers are NEVER skanky.

*One* was! That's the point - Spitzer's hooker was outed and we saw her.
Yechhhh! He wasn't just a ****ty hypocrite, he also overpaid and had
lousy
taste in women.


Catch her at a really bad time? Or she can suck start a Harley...a
croquet ball through a half mile of garden hose....G

She has to have some kink she is good at that earns her that kind of
money.

That's actually correct and perceptive.

The laws of supply and demand don't go away, no matter how much and how many
wish it.

Still, not my cup of tea. Have a look:
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/15422/original.jpg

On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 01:31:42 -0500, "atlas bugged"
wrote:

"Gunner Asch" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 21:45:44 -0500, "atlas bugged"
wrote:
But how do you compete when your closest neighbor elects a governor who
made
his name tracking down prostitution rings, then gets caught in bed with
a
skanky $1000/hour hooker?


$1000 an hour hookers are NEVER skanky.

*One* was! That's the point - Spitzer's hooker was outed and we saw her.
Yechhhh! He wasn't just a ****ty hypocrite, he also overpaid and had
lousy
taste in women.


Catch her at a really bad time? Or she can suck start a Harley...a
croquet ball through a half mile of garden hose....G

She has to have some kink she is good at that earns her that kind of
money.

That's actually correct and perceptive.

The laws of supply and demand don't go away, no matter how much and how many
wish it.

Still, not my cup of tea. Have a look:
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/15422/original.jpg


You consider THAT a skank?????

tch tch tch....I take it you either like men, or have been poreing over
the airbrushed goddesses in Playboy.

Thats pretty good looking. Even by california standards.

Now I can understand if she isnt your "type" even if you did like girls,
different strokes for different folks as they say.

Gunner

"Gunner Asch" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 22 Dec 2008 01:31:42 -0500, "atlas bugged"
wrote:

"Gunner Asch" wrote in message
. ..
On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 21:45:44 -0500, "atlas bugged"
wrote:
But how do you compete when your closest neighbor elects a governor
who
made
his name tracking down prostitution rings, then gets caught in bed
with
a
skanky $1000/hour hooker?


$1000 an hour hookers are NEVER skanky.

*One* was! That's the point - Spitzer's hooker was outed and we saw
her.
Yechhhh! He wasn't just a ****ty hypocrite, he also overpaid and had
lousy
taste in women.


Catch her at a really bad time? Or she can suck start a Harley...a
croquet ball through a half mile of garden hose....G

She has to have some kink she is good at that earns her that kind of
money.

That's actually correct and perceptive.

The laws of supply and demand don't go away, no matter how much and how
many
wish it.

Still, not my cup of tea. Have a look:
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/15422/original.jpg


You consider THAT a skank?????

tch tch tch....I take it you either like men, or have been poreing over
the airbrushed goddesses in Playboy.

Thats pretty good looking. Even by california standards.

$1000/hour good-looking? Really? Ooooooookay!

Now I can understand if she isnt your "type" even if you did like girls,
different strokes for different folks as they say.

Maybe at 10 bucks/hour, but they don't make antibiotics that strong yet, so
no way!