Saw a Centurion ski/wakeboard boat today - Enzo something or other -
24 footer with, get this, powder coated "ski tower", etc.

Speakers on a ski tower? I asked the sales guy what that was all
about. Turns out that wakeboarders/skiers like to have music while
they are out jumping wakes, ramps and the like. This particular boat
had a 400 watt amp with subs and "kickers" on the tower.

Damn - bad enough we have to put up with these morons, now we got to
put up with music on top of it? I can picture it now - calm morning,
water like glass, birds chirping and out of the distance the thump
thump thump of heavy bass and Ludacris rapping: Yo, girl you taste
like a cinnabun - So sweet from the thighs to the cheek- Sex on the
beach check the size of my meat - Call me the pusher ludacris king
ding-a-ling sheet smusher - Sweet street pusher give me that gusher..
nasty stuff - Looker I took her..ran out of liquor... (time to re-up)
- Here comes her nigga (who give's a ****)...

Just what we need - more music to appreciate nature.