John wrote:
On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:47:22 -0500, BAR wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:18:39 -0500, John wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:28:28 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:18:24 -0500, John wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 08:50:45 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

novel "Brain Wave"?

http://apnews.excite.com/article/200...D94U1VQ00.html
How many strokes will it knock off my game. That's what matters.
At least twenty. :)
Sounds better than Demerol. I keep trying to talk my dentist into
prescribing two Demerol for my next game.

She prescribed one for the day in which they pulled eleven teeth. It hurt
some, but I didn't give a ****.
I have low blood pressure anway (90/40 is normal for me), but when I
went into the hospital for that back incident, they gave me Demerol
for the pain and my BP bottomed out at 60/almost nothing before they
had to give me adrenalin to bring it back up. :)
I was in the hospital several years ago. When they were doing the
mid-night check of my vitals the woke me up and asked me "does your
blood pressure get this low when you are asleep?" I replied what are you
talking about? They said my blood pressure was 70/40. I said I don't
take my blood pressure when I am sleeping.

Freaking idiots nurses.

If you want to talk about bait and switch I have a story about nurses
and catheters.

I was in a hospital in Germany, and several of us patients were in the TV
room. A few minutes later an absolutely gorgeous redheaded nurse comes in
and takes a seat facing us. She let's her skirt ride way up, and then opens
her legs a bit. Within a minute or two, while we are all gawking, the guy
she was facing gets up and leaves the room.

She then got very demure, pulls her skirt down, crosses her legs, and says,
"That was fun. He just had a circumcision."

We laughed our asses off.

I have a Foley catheter in the after just having back surger about 18
hours before. The doc says it can be taken out. My wife comes walking in
at the same time as this really hot dark haired tight bodied middle
eastern nurse. You know the type, she's got the Egyptian eyes, beautiful
smile and she says that she will be back to take out my catheter in a
couple of minutes. And, she is in my wife's belly dancing class! I'm
worried, I don't want to spring one with a Foley in but... Anyway about
10 minutes later this middle aged guy who was a "patient care
technician" comes in and says I am here to take out your catheter.