On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:47:22 -0500, BAR wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:18:39 -0500, John wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:28:28 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:18:24 -0500, John wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 08:50:45 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

novel "Brain Wave"?

http://apnews.excite.com/article/200...D94U1VQ00.html
How many strokes will it knock off my game. That's what matters.
At least twenty. :)
Sounds better than Demerol. I keep trying to talk my dentist into
prescribing two Demerol for my next game.

She prescribed one for the day in which they pulled eleven teeth. It hurt
some, but I didn't give a ****.

I have low blood pressure anway (90/40 is normal for me), but when I
went into the hospital for that back incident, they gave me Demerol
for the pain and my BP bottomed out at 60/almost nothing before they
had to give me adrenalin to bring it back up. :)

I was in the hospital several years ago. When they were doing the
mid-night check of my vitals the woke me up and asked me "does your
blood pressure get this low when you are asleep?" I replied what are you
talking about? They said my blood pressure was 70/40. I said I don't
take my blood pressure when I am sleeping.

Freaking idiots nurses.

If you want to talk about bait and switch I have a story about nurses
and catheters.

I was in a hospital in Germany, and several of us patients were in the TV
room. A few minutes later an absolutely gorgeous redheaded nurse comes in
and takes a seat facing us. She let's her skirt ride way up, and then opens
her legs a bit. Within a minute or two, while we are all gawking, the guy
she was facing gets up and leaves the room.

She then got very demure, pulls her skirt down, crosses her legs, and says,
"That was fun. He just had a circumcision."

We laughed our asses off.
--
John

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:00:28 -0500, John wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:34:45 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:18:39 -0500, John wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:28:28 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:18:24 -0500, John wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 08:50:45 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

novel "Brain Wave"?

http://apnews.excite.com/article/200...D94U1VQ00.html

How many strokes will it knock off my game. That's what matters.

At least twenty. :)

Sounds better than Demerol. I keep trying to talk my dentist into
prescribing two Demerol for my next game.

She prescribed one for the day in which they pulled eleven teeth. It hurt
some, but I didn't give a ****.

I have low blood pressure anway (90/40 is normal for me), but when I
went into the hospital for that back incident, they gave me Demerol
for the pain and my BP bottomed out at 60/almost nothing before they
had to give me adrenalin to bring it back up. :)

Yeah, but did you give a rat's ass?

Not a rat's, cat's or bat's ass about anything. :)

John wrote:
On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:47:22 -0500, BAR wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:18:39 -0500, John wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:28:28 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:18:24 -0500, John wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 08:50:45 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

novel "Brain Wave"?

http://apnews.excite.com/article/200...D94U1VQ00.html
How many strokes will it knock off my game. That's what matters.
At least twenty. :)
Sounds better than Demerol. I keep trying to talk my dentist into
prescribing two Demerol for my next game.

She prescribed one for the day in which they pulled eleven teeth. It hurt
some, but I didn't give a ****.
I have low blood pressure anway (90/40 is normal for me), but when I
went into the hospital for that back incident, they gave me Demerol
for the pain and my BP bottomed out at 60/almost nothing before they
had to give me adrenalin to bring it back up. :)
I was in the hospital several years ago. When they were doing the
mid-night check of my vitals the woke me up and asked me "does your
blood pressure get this low when you are asleep?" I replied what are you
talking about? They said my blood pressure was 70/40. I said I don't
take my blood pressure when I am sleeping.

Freaking idiots nurses.

If you want to talk about bait and switch I have a story about nurses
and catheters.

I was in a hospital in Germany, and several of us patients were in the TV
room. A few minutes later an absolutely gorgeous redheaded nurse comes in
and takes a seat facing us. She let's her skirt ride way up, and then opens
her legs a bit. Within a minute or two, while we are all gawking, the guy
she was facing gets up and leaves the room.

She then got very demure, pulls her skirt down, crosses her legs, and says,
"That was fun. He just had a circumcision."

We laughed our asses off.

I have a Foley catheter in the after just having back surger about 18
hours before. The doc says it can be taken out. My wife comes walking in
at the same time as this really hot dark haired tight bodied middle
eastern nurse. You know the type, she's got the Egyptian eyes, beautiful
smile and she says that she will be back to take out my catheter in a
couple of minutes. And, she is in my wife's belly dancing class! I'm
worried, I don't want to spring one with a Foley in but... Anyway about
10 minutes later this middle aged guy who was a "patient care
technician" comes in and says I am here to take out your catheter.

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:00:28 -0500, John wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:34:45 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:18:39 -0500, John wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:28:28 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:18:24 -0500, John wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 08:50:45 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

novel "Brain Wave"?

http://apnews.excite.com/article/200...D94U1VQ00.html
How many strokes will it knock off my game. That's what matters.
At least twenty. :)
Sounds better than Demerol. I keep trying to talk my dentist into
prescribing two Demerol for my next game.

She prescribed one for the day in which they pulled eleven teeth. It hurt
some, but I didn't give a ****.
I have low blood pressure anway (90/40 is normal for me), but when I
went into the hospital for that back incident, they gave me Demerol
for the pain and my BP bottomed out at 60/almost nothing before they
had to give me adrenalin to bring it back up. :)
Yeah, but did you give a rat's ass?

Not a rat's, cat's or bat's ass about anything. :)

Did your morphine pump work? When they told me I would get out of the
hospital faster the less I used the morphine pump I toss the button
aside, it wasn't giving me enough morphine anyway. I was home the next day.

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:37:06 -0500, BAR wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:00:28 -0500, John wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:34:45 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:18:39 -0500, John wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:28:28 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:18:24 -0500, John wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 08:50:45 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

novel "Brain Wave"?

http://apnews.excite.com/article/200...D94U1VQ00.html
How many strokes will it knock off my game. That's what matters.
At least twenty. :)
Sounds better than Demerol. I keep trying to talk my dentist into
prescribing two Demerol for my next game.

She prescribed one for the day in which they pulled eleven teeth. It hurt
some, but I didn't give a ****.
I have low blood pressure anway (90/40 is normal for me), but when I
went into the hospital for that back incident, they gave me Demerol
for the pain and my BP bottomed out at 60/almost nothing before they
had to give me adrenalin to bring it back up. :)
Yeah, but did you give a rat's ass?

Not a rat's, cat's or bat's ass about anything. :)

Did your morphine pump work? When they told me I would get out of the
hospital faster the less I used the morphine pump I toss the button
aside, it wasn't giving me enough morphine anyway. I was home the next day.

I have some kind of odd reaction to morphine - not an allergy, but
close to it. They gave me some kind of non-narcotic pain killer for
the day I was in.

They sent me home with some heavy duty percocet (sp?)

"Tom Francis - SWSports" wrote in
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On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:37:06 -0500, BAR wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:00:28 -0500, John wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:34:45 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:18:39 -0500, John wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:28:28 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:18:24 -0500, John
wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 08:50:45 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

novel "Brain Wave"?

http://apnews.excite.com/article/200...D94U1VQ00.html
How many strokes will it knock off my game. That's what matters.
At least twenty. :)
Sounds better than Demerol. I keep trying to talk my dentist into
prescribing two Demerol for my next game.

She prescribed one for the day in which they pulled eleven teeth. It
hurt
some, but I didn't give a ****.
I have low blood pressure anway (90/40 is normal for me), but when I
went into the hospital for that back incident, they gave me Demerol
for the pain and my BP bottomed out at 60/almost nothing before they
had to give me adrenalin to bring it back up. :)
Yeah, but did you give a rat's ass?

Not a rat's, cat's or bat's ass about anything. :)

Did your morphine pump work? When they told me I would get out of the
hospital faster the less I used the morphine pump I toss the button
aside, it wasn't giving me enough morphine anyway. I was home the next
day.

I have some kind of odd reaction to morphine - not an allergy, but
close to it. They gave me some kind of non-narcotic pain killer for
the day I was in.

They sent me home with some heavy duty percocet (sp?)

My mom is reactionary to morphine. When she was in nurses training they
gave her some for appendicitis surgery. Woke up 3 weeks later. As to the
pumps, co-worker in the 1980's had one fail and dumped the whole container
into him. He called the nurse because did not sound correct when he pushed
the button and she said no way, but still checked the machine. They did not
know if he was going to survive for at least 3 days. Since I drink very
little, and have always had strong reactions to most pain killers, I luckily
have a high pain tolerance.

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:37:06 -0500, BAR wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:00:28 -0500, John wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:34:45 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:18:39 -0500, John wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:28:28 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:18:24 -0500, John wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 08:50:45 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

novel "Brain Wave"?

http://apnews.excite.com/article/200...D94U1VQ00.html
How many strokes will it knock off my game. That's what matters.
At least twenty. :)
Sounds better than Demerol. I keep trying to talk my dentist into
prescribing two Demerol for my next game.

She prescribed one for the day in which they pulled eleven teeth. It hurt
some, but I didn't give a ****.
I have low blood pressure anway (90/40 is normal for me), but when I
went into the hospital for that back incident, they gave me Demerol
for the pain and my BP bottomed out at 60/almost nothing before they
had to give me adrenalin to bring it back up. :)
Yeah, but did you give a rat's ass?

Not a rat's, cat's or bat's ass about anything. :)

Did your morphine pump work? When they told me I would get out of the
hospital faster the less I used the morphine pump I toss the button
aside, it wasn't giving me enough morphine anyway. I was home the next day.

When I had the neck cut on last November, they didn't have a morphine pump.
But, if I asked the nurse, she'd be there in an instant with a shot. My doc
had left orders to administer the stuff when I asked.

The poor guy next to me had had a lumbar diskectomy. His doc had apparently
left orders for 'every four hours' or some such. He was in misery.


--
John

John wrote:
On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:37:06 -0500, BAR wrote:

Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:00:28 -0500, John wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:34:45 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:18:39 -0500, John wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:28:28 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:18:24 -0500, John wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 08:50:45 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

novel "Brain Wave"?

http://apnews.excite.com/article/200...D94U1VQ00.html
How many strokes will it knock off my game. That's what matters.
At least twenty. :)
Sounds better than Demerol. I keep trying to talk my dentist into
prescribing two Demerol for my next game.

She prescribed one for the day in which they pulled eleven teeth. It hurt
some, but I didn't give a ****.
I have low blood pressure anway (90/40 is normal for me), but when I
went into the hospital for that back incident, they gave me Demerol
for the pain and my BP bottomed out at 60/almost nothing before they
had to give me adrenalin to bring it back up. :)
Yeah, but did you give a rat's ass?
Not a rat's, cat's or bat's ass about anything. :)
Did your morphine pump work? When they told me I would get out of the
hospital faster the less I used the morphine pump I toss the button
aside, it wasn't giving me enough morphine anyway. I was home the next day.

When I had the neck cut on last November, they didn't have a morphine pump.
But, if I asked the nurse, she'd be there in an instant with a shot. My doc
had left orders to administer the stuff when I asked.

The poor guy next to me had had a lumbar diskectomy. His doc had apparently
left orders for 'every four hours' or some such. He was in misery.

I had a bottle of Vicodine from the foot surgery 5 days before and the
doc, same guy, had given my wife another script for more Vicodine for my
back I couldn't get out of the germ factory they call a hospital fast
enough.

BAR wrote:
John wrote:
On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:37:06 -0500, BAR wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:34:45 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:18:39 -0500, John
wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:28:28 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 20:18:24 -0500, John
wrote:

On Mon, 15 Dec 2008 08:50:45 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

novel "Brain Wave"?

http://apnews.excite.com/article/200...D94U1VQ00.html
How many strokes will it knock off my game. That's what matters.
At least twenty. :)
Sounds better than Demerol. I keep trying to talk my dentist into
prescribing two Demerol for my next game.

She prescribed one for the day in which they pulled eleven teeth.
It hurt
some, but I didn't give a ****.
I have low blood pressure anway (90/40 is normal for me), but when I
went into the hospital for that back incident, they gave me Demerol
for the pain and my BP bottomed out at 60/almost nothing before they
had to give me adrenalin to bring it back up. :)
Yeah, but did you give a rat's ass?
Not a rat's, cat's or bat's ass about anything. :)
Did your morphine pump work? When they told me I would get out of the
hospital faster the less I used the morphine pump I toss the button
aside, it wasn't giving me enough morphine anyway. I was home the
next day.

When I had the neck cut on last November, they didn't have a morphine
pump.
But, if I asked the nurse, she'd be there in an instant with a shot.
My doc
had left orders to administer the stuff when I asked.

The poor guy next to me had had a lumbar diskectomy. His doc had
apparently
left orders for 'every four hours' or some such. He was in misery.

I had a bottle of Vicodine from the foot surgery 5 days before and the
doc, same guy, had given my wife another script for more Vicodine for my
back I couldn't get out of the germ factory they call a hospital fast
enough.


You and SadSack John should accompany Rush Limbaugh on his next
drug-laced trip to the Dominican Republic. You can share war stories
about drugs, a bottle of Viagra, and a condom.