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"Tom Francis - SWSports" wrote in
message ...
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:22:44 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:

On Dec 12, 6:18 am, John wrote:
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:55:32 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports

wrote:
Two hydrogen atoms are floating in space, one atom turns to the other
and says, "I think I just lost an Electron!!"

To which the other atom says, "Are you sure?"

And the first atom responds, "I'm POSITIVE!!!"

Well!

There won't be any competing with you today. That was one hell of a
start.

Only comment's he'd get from me would me NEGATIVE

And I refuse to stand NEUTRAL.

Thus proving that you are, indeed, a neutron.

BBAAWWWAAAHHHHHAAAAA!!!!

Timmy Neutron?

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On Dec 12, 12:48*pm, wrote:
On Dec 12, 11:40*am, wrote:

On Dec 12, 11:24*am, Boater wrote:

wrote:
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 10:45:04 -0500, Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq. wrote:

One of the first steps any company needs to insure it's long term
viability is that it's cost structure is competitive. *Since labor is
about 10% of the cost of the car, it makes sense for labor to agree to a
competitive salary to keep their jobs for the long term. *It looks to me
that the UAW and the Senate are not playing Russian Roulette, it is more
like "Chicken" in a auto, to see who will swerve.

Of course labor has to be part of any long term solution, but it's quite
interesting that Corker wanted to concentrate on labor's 10% and forget
about the other 90%. *Regardless, when this economy is in such perilous
condition, letting GM and Chrysler go out of business, is quite counter-
productive. *As I have said before, under normal circumstances, if the
economy was healthy, I would agree to let GM take it's chances with
bankruptcy.

As it stands, both GM and Chrysler, have hired Man, bankruptcy lawyers. I
don't think the next several years are going to be pretty.

The Republicans wanted the UAW to engage in substantial pay package
givebacks in either 2009 or 2010, and apparently factored in the costs s
of the total absorbed payroll, too, which includes the retirees. There's
really not much difference between the hourly rates of the current
represented employees and the exploited employees of ForeignAutoMakersSouth.

I wonder if the Repubs want the unionized workers to give up health care
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Man, did you get a transcript of the union rep's news conference,
cause you are chiming exactly the same sour grapes bull**** as he
threw up? Word for word... *Who'd a thunk? The Unions refused any
reasonable concessions, just crying and fudging the numbers.- Hide quoted text -

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He googled it. It's all he has in his pathetic life.- Hide quoted text -

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Goes to show you, having everything handed to you and stealing the
rest from hard working folks ain't all it's cracked up to be...;)

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On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:38:10 -0800, "Calif Bill"
wrote:

"Tom Francis - SWSports" wrote in
message ...
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:22:44 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:

On Dec 12, 6:18 am, John wrote:
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:55:32 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports

wrote:
Two hydrogen atoms are floating in space, one atom turns to the other
and says, "I think I just lost an Electron!!"

To which the other atom says, "Are you sure?"

And the first atom responds, "I'm POSITIVE!!!"

Well!

There won't be any competing with you today. That was one hell of a
start.

Only comment's he'd get from me would me NEGATIVE

And I refuse to stand NEUTRAL.

Thus proving that you are, indeed, a neutron.

BBAAWWWAAAHHHHHAAAAA!!!!

Timmy Neutron?

Excellent. :)

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On Dec 12, 2:46*pm, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:38:10 -0800, "Calif Bill"

wrote:

"Tom Francis - SWSports" wrote in
messagenews:8am4k4140bhgvjulhnogjl4r0ad1pos82c@4a x.com...
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:22:44 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:

On Dec 12, 6:18 am, John wrote:
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:55:32 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports

wrote:
Two hydrogen atoms are floating in space, one atom turns to the other
and says, "I think I just lost an Electron!!"

To which the other atom says, "Are you sure?"

And the first atom responds, "I'm POSITIVE!!!"

Well!

There won't be any competing with you today. That was one hell of a
start.

Only comment's he'd get from me would me NEGATIVE

And I refuse to stand NEUTRAL.

Thus proving that you are, indeed, a neutron.

BBAAWWWAAAHHHHHAAAAA!!!!

Timmy Neutron?

Excellent. *:)- Hide quoted text -

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My son used to watch Jimmy Neutron cartoons.

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On Dec 12, 1:46*pm, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:38:10 -0800, "Calif Bill"

wrote:

"Tom Francis - SWSports" wrote in
messagenews:8am4k4140bhgvjulhnogjl4r0ad1pos82c@4a x.com...
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:22:44 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:

On Dec 12, 6:18 am, John wrote:
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:55:32 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports

wrote:
Two hydrogen atoms are floating in space, one atom turns to the other
and says, "I think I just lost an Electron!!"

To which the other atom says, "Are you sure?"

And the first atom responds, "I'm POSITIVE!!!"

Well!

There won't be any competing with you today. That was one hell of a
start.

Only comment's he'd get from me would me NEGATIVE

And I refuse to stand NEUTRAL.

Thus proving that you are, indeed, a neutron.

BBAAWWWAAAHHHHHAAAAA!!!!

Timmy Neutron?

Excellent. *:)

Yeah! I kinda like that too!

?;^ )

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On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 20:00:17 -0500, BAR wrote:

If I'm not mistaken, there will be a bloodbath on Wall Street today.
Republicans sure know how to instill confidence in the economy.

Wasn't the DOW up at the close today?

I guess you missed this:

http://www.marke****ch.com/news/story/stocks-scale-back-declines-treasury/story.aspx?guid={B20D8370-0DD2-4486-936F-F24C531AB140}&dist=FSQ

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