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[email protected] December 12th 08 01:46 PM

Joke of The Day...
 
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 08:41:58 -0500, HK wrote:


It's good this is happening now because when the economy tanks further,
we'll be able to remind the public that the Republicans sank the
domestically owned auto industry here and put millions out of work.


Harry, depressions aren't good for anybody.

HK December 12th 08 01:47 PM

Joke of The Day...
 
wrote:
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 08:41:58 -0500, HK wrote:


It's good this is happening now because when the economy tanks further,
we'll be able to remind the public that the Republicans sank the
domestically owned auto industry here and put millions out of work.


Harry, depressions aren't good for anybody.


Of course not. But the Senate Republicans in true GOP scorched earth
policy, figure if they aren't in charge, they might as well go into
destroyer mode.

[email protected] December 12th 08 01:50 PM

Joke of The Day...
 
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 08:47:56 -0500, HK wrote:


Of course not. But the Senate Republicans in true GOP scorched earth
policy, figure if they aren't in charge, they might as well go into
destroyer mode.


I won't argue with that. If you were trying to destroy this country, you
couldn't do a better job than the Republicans have done over the last 8
years.

Tim December 12th 08 02:04 PM

Joke of The Day...
 
On Dec 12, 6:30*am, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:22:44 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote:



On Dec 12, 6:18*am, John wrote:
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:55:32 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports


wrote:
Two hydrogen atoms are floating in space, one atom turns to the other
and says, “I think I just lost an Electron!!”


To which the other atom says, “Are you sure?”


And the first atom responds, “I’m POSITIVE!!!”


Well!


There won't be any competing with you today. That was one hell of a start.


Only comment's he'd get from me would me NEGATIVE
And I refuse to stand NEUTRAL.


Thus proving that you are, indeed, a neutron.

BBAAWWWAAAHHHHHAAAAA!!!!


Good. Then shall we commence?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhcjRoU0C7g

John[_6_] December 12th 08 02:05 PM

Joke of The Day...
 
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 07:50:11 -0600, wrote:

On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 08:47:56 -0500, HK wrote:


Of course not. But the Senate Republicans in true GOP scorched earth
policy, figure if they aren't in charge, they might as well go into
destroyer mode.


I won't argue with that. If you were trying to destroy this country, you
couldn't do a better job than the Republicans have done over the last 8
years.

....especially while Pelosi and Reid ran Congress.
--
John

[email protected] December 12th 08 03:04 PM

Joke of The Day...
 
On Dec 12, 8:50*am, wrote:
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 08:47:56 -0500, HK wrote:
Of course not. But the Senate Republicans in true GOP scorched earth
policy, figure if they aren't in charge, they might as well go into
destroyer mode.


I won't argue with that. *If you were trying to destroy this country, you
couldn't do a better job than the Republicans have done over the last 8
years.


Geeze, if you go back and look at all the numbers, we were doing fine
until Pelosi and Reid took over and created the most corrupt congress
in history.. Gas was low, Unemployment was low, housing was great,
stocks were great, only in the last two years, everything **** the
bed... go look for yourself...

Boater[_3_] December 12th 08 03:21 PM

Joke of The Day...
 
wrote:
On Dec 12, 8:50 am, wrote:
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 08:47:56 -0500, HK wrote:
Of course not. But the Senate Republicans in true GOP scorched earth
policy, figure if they aren't in charge, they might as well go into
destroyer mode.

I won't argue with that. If you were trying to destroy this country, you
couldn't do a better job than the Republicans have done over the last 8
years.


Geeze, if you go back and look at all the numbers, we were doing fine
until Pelosi and Reid took over and created the most corrupt congress
in history.. Gas was low, Unemployment was low, housing was great,
stocks were great, only in the last two years, everything **** the
bed... go look for yourself...



Are you really as stupid as that post makes you appear?

[email protected] December 12th 08 03:37 PM

Joke of The Day...
 
On Dec 12, 10:21*am, Boater wrote:
wrote:
On Dec 12, 8:50 am, wrote:
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 08:47:56 -0500, HK wrote:
Of course not. But the Senate Republicans in true GOP scorched earth
policy, figure if they aren't in charge, they might as well go into
destroyer mode.
I won't argue with that. *If you were trying to destroy this country, you
couldn't do a better job than the Republicans have done over the last 8
years.


Geeze, if you go back and look at all the numbers, we were doing fine
until Pelosi and Reid took over and created the most corrupt congress
in history.. Gas was low, Unemployment was low, housing was great,
stocks were great, only in the last two years, everything **** the
bed... go look for yourself...


Are you really as stupid as that post makes you appear?


Not really, go google the numbers, I got an A in math but then again I
didn't graduate from Yale;) Listen Harry, if it was good for the
Union of Democrats you would tell me water isn't wet so your input
here in such conversation is pretty much useless..

Reginald P. Smithers III, Esq.[_3_] December 12th 08 03:45 PM

Joke of The Day...
 
wrote:
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 08:19:04 -0500, Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:


Speaking of competition, it looks like the UAW won last night. They get
to keep their high salaries. They won't have to accept the drivel given
to the employees at Toyota and Honda.

Of course, that's only for the next few weeks.

They must be Yale graduates also.

Well duh...


That's the dumbest F'n decision, I think I've seen in my life. McConnell
must like Russian Roulette. After already giving $350 billion to Wall
Street to keep the markets afloat, he's unwilling to spend $14 billion.
That's one month's spending in Iraq.

If I'm not mistaken, there will be a bloodbath on Wall Street today.
Republicans sure know how to instill confidence in the economy.


One of the first steps any company needs to insure it's long term
viability is that it's cost structure is competitive. Since labor is
about 10% of the cost of the car, it makes sense for labor to agree to a
competitive salary to keep their jobs for the long term. It looks to me
that the UAW and the Senate are not playing Russian Roulette, it is more
like "Chicken" in a auto, to see who will swerve.


Boater[_3_] December 12th 08 03:47 PM

Joke of The Day...
 
wrote:
On Dec 12, 10:21 am, Boater wrote:
wrote:
On Dec 12, 8:50 am, wrote:
On Fri, 12 Dec 2008 08:47:56 -0500, HK wrote:
Of course not. But the Senate Republicans in true GOP scorched earth
policy, figure if they aren't in charge, they might as well go into
destroyer mode.
I won't argue with that. If you were trying to destroy this country, you
couldn't do a better job than the Republicans have done over the last 8
years.
Geeze, if you go back and look at all the numbers, we were doing fine
until Pelosi and Reid took over and created the most corrupt congress
in history.. Gas was low, Unemployment was low, housing was great,
stocks were great, only in the last two years, everything **** the
bed... go look for yourself...

Are you really as stupid as that post makes you appear?


Not really, go google the numbers, I got an A in math but then again I
didn't graduate from Yale;) Listen Harry, if it was good for the
Union of Democrats you would tell me water isn't wet so your input
here in such conversation is pretty much useless..



Your attempt to tie the current recession/depression to Pelosi and Reid
are all the evidence one needs of your utter naivete and stupidity. You
have been told a million times here and elsewhere I am sure that while
the Dems have a majority in the current Congress, they do not have a
working majority, and therefore rarely have the ability to push through
any legislation to which the Republicans object. Further, the idiot
known as Bush sets policy, at least for the next five or so weeks.

Your adherence to the GOP bull**** is pretty laughable considering your
circumstances.






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