Ornithological experts have recently begun to question whether certain
birds exhibit signs of metal illnesses.

According to Erma Evertrue, DVM, Professor of Veterinary Medicine at
the University of Georgia, certain species are being studied.

“You take the cardinal and the jays,” Dr. Evertrue said. “They always
seem perfectly normal going about their business in an efficient,
highly evolved manner.

“However, on the other hand,” continued Dr. Evertrue in a recent
interview with The Atlanta Constitution, “there are other species
which exhibit what appears to be abnormal behavior. In particular, we
are studying the species Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus. This bird
often exhibits neurotic, sometime even psychotic behaviors that are
not considered normal in the natural world.

“We can’t attribute the aberrant behaviors of the species Krausii
Liesallthetime Marylandus,” Dr. Evertrue explained, “to any
evolutionary advantage for the species. Therefore we suspect the
species carries a mutant gene that somehow manifests itself in
deviant, counterproductive behaviors.”

Dr. Erma Evertrue is avian medicine department head of the School of
Veterinary Medicine at the University of Georgia.

Additional experts are being consulted. More to follow as warranted.